🌼evil-bambi🌼

"OKAY! All of you sit!" Charlie yells, dragging Vaggie onto the sofa. "Even you, Al!"

I sigh, tensing as I sit down in the only seat left, right next to the devil himself.

"I have a meeting planned, but I'm setting ground rules."

"Why on earth am I involved, I don't do meetings." I ask.

"You are doing this one." Vaggie answers. "Go ahead babe."

My eye twitches as charlie clears her throat, "okay! So, we're playing a game of truth or dare, except! No daring anyone to kiss anyone, sleep with anyone, and keep it pg-13. Please." She looks at angel dust.

"What, you act like I'm the only one who openly talks about kinks and sex~"

"You are." Vaggie says bluntly.

He shrugs, looking down at his phone, charlie and vaggie getting comfortable.

"Why is it I have to participate." I ask, though not really asking. I know why.

"Because you need to connect with everyone." Charlie answers.

Not anyone. Just this imbecile beside me in his usual tacky suit.

"Can I start?" Angel asks.

"Absolutely!"

"Not." Vaggie cuts in. "Alastor you go first."

Why the fuck-

"Fine." I look at husk. "Husker, truth or dare."

He mutters something, taking a swig of his cheap booze, "truth."

"Hm. Is it true Anthony was caught walking out of your suite early this morning."

He chokes, coughing out that disgusting booze he needs to function."You- mother-" 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 "-fucker-!"

"Answer the question, husker," my grin widening.

"Fuck- yes-"

Charlie gasps, "are you two together? Oh em gee! That's amazing!"

"Charlie- no-" angel dust cuts in.

"Thats it, it's my turn." Husk says. "Nifft. Truth or dare?"

She giggles, "dare."

"I dare you to eat that bug." He says, pointing to a bug crawling near lucifer.

Once he realizes its getting closer he gasps, jumping back and pulling his legs up onto the sofa.The literal devil is scared of bugs.

Niffty jumps up, chasing it around.

"That's gonna be awhile." Vaggie answers.

Lucifers knee touches my elbow and I push it off, pushing him slightly to much and knocking him into Angel dust.

"Hey-!" He yells, punch me in the arm.

"Don't touch me, you filthy-"

"Stop." Vaggie yells, "bonding. Not arguing."

"It's not my fault! He shoved me!"

"I was meerily pushing your knee off, it's not my fault you weigh less than a paper clip."

His eye twitches.

"Guys, stop." Charlie says, looking disappointed.

"Can I go now? C'mon!!" Angel dust cuts in.

"Fine." Vaggie sighs.

"Hell yeah! Smiles! Truth or dare!"

Hm..he can't make it sexual in any way, and I'd rather not have to tell him anything personal.

"Dare."

He grins, looking at Husker who perks up, now interested in what he's got planned.

"I dare you and Lucifer to get officially married to eachother. Today."

Silence.

"Uh-..no no..that's not-.." charlie starts.

"Unless you're to scared." Husker says.

"Me? Scared? Oh please. It's not me you have to worry about."Fuck my pride.

"Luci~" angel dust looks at the king.

"Dad you don't have to.." Charlie laughs nervously.

"Well it is a dare, sire. But of course you can back down. It only makes you seem a little weak." I look down at him.

His fists clench, but he quickly recovers his anger into a competitive look. "I don't know what you mean, I'm not scared. Of course, let's do it." He stands, grinning.

Probably things im gonna back down.