Chapter Seventeen: E-Trauma

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Minnie_You never text first

Minnie_Jerk

Minnie_I wonder if your egois as big as your...

Babyboy💙 My what?

Minnie_...your head

Minnie_Anyway, I did googlehow to talk to your kindthis morning

Minnie_Step one is: start casually

Minnie_How was your day, fine sir?

Babyboy💙You're pathetic

Babyboy💙Haven't you evertalked to a malespecies before?

Babyboy💙You can't lie

Minnie_

Minnie_I have irl actually

Minnie_But I recently startedtalking to people moreon the internet like almosttwo years ago

Minnie_And I can't really tellwho's a guy (as you can tell)

Babyboy💙So you were livingin a cave all thesewhile?

Babyboy💙I knew you weren'tnormal

Minnie_Omfg stop you emotionally constipated stranger

Minnie_I did have a tinderaccount once

Minnie_Real traumatizing :)

Minnie_Do you want meto tell you want happened?

Babyboy💙No, keep your traumato yourself

Babyboy💙I still like my sanity

Minnie_I'll tell you anyway--

Babyboy💙Don't you dare

𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎_ 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐. . .

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I am speechlessYou guys are too quick

It would be a shame if someone were to lift the bar higher 😈

Last chapter's answer:Felix

Quote of the day:We're not a team

Anyways hi, how are you?

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Thanks for readingCya🖤