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Parent-Teacher meeting

11:19, 20 September 2021

-9 more days to the 31st of October-

Akane's pov

"I want mine sunny side up~"

"Scrambled..."

"Omelette for me! Can you add cheese and mushrooms too?"

"Fuck off all you"

Why am I feeding 3 children who just barge into my dorm without my consent? I have no idea but it's a good thing I'm also hungry

"Oii when are we doing this, your curse is pissing me off..."

"It's not my fault I have more class than a brute like you"

"Hah??"

"You heard me, honestly a throne of skulls?? Just how cliché can you be?"

"Oh and your swamp with a bunch of weeds is a better choice?!"

"WEEDS?!?"

"Oh my god both of you shut up" I groaned slapping my head

Not only that I also have 2 idiots in my head who can't get along...

The list of humans these curses murdered, and tortured is a bottomless pit...hell I barely even sleep because of itBut at least now I know people's names since their souls are cheat sheets

"All of you are the death of me" I huffed putting the pans down before giving them bowls of miso and rice, and 3 plates of mackerel while I tried to find some pills for the headache

"Hahh I'm so glad your cooking hasn't changed~" Nobara sighed with a smile, taking the mackerel

"I'm surprised as well-" I huffed sitting down with my coffee maker, "-I can hardly even remember what happened yesterday"

"Well nothing is on fire, and no ones dead. I'd say you're fine" Yuji waved me off and took some bread to go with his eggs

"But I can't help but feel like I'm forgetting something...important..." I mumbled and start wrapping my arms and neck with medical wrap

"When do you not forget something importan-"

*BANG*

Megumi got cut off when my door was slammed open where he just took a really long sigh of disappointment at the sight

"AKANE WE ARE GOING TO A PARENT-TEACHER MEETING"......"No"

"T-THIS IS NOT AN OPTION!!"

"We have those things here??" Yuji asked tilting his head as this giant waltzed in my dorm and threw himself to a couch

People really just go in my place like it's theirs huh...?

"More like a meeting with the Zenin family, but since it relates to Naoya Zenin, his dad, me, and her it should kinda count as one" when that name came out Megumi and Nobara froze and just stared at me

"...Who the fuck is Naoya Ze-"

"YOU MADE HIM CRY???" Nobara screeched shaking me back an forth

"Sensei are you serious?? Does that mean we're all in trouble too???" Megumi was pale as a ghost as I was just as lost as Yuji

"...uh...is this a bad time to ask who he is...?" Yuji silently raises his hand, Nobara whipped her head over to Yuji and lets out a depressing sigh

"You two are basically wanted criminals and you don't even know them?" she sighs letting me go and slumped back to her seat, "hahh I really am surrounded by idiots..."

"You see Yuji, Naoya Zenin is a candidate to be the next head~ who just so happens to show up when she went to observe the traitor yesterday, they fought, she destroyed his arms and the rest is history~" he opened his phone and showed us a black lily?

...yeah that doesn't look like mine

"Then he came back home and vomited this"

"Sadly our precious jewels have been defiled, by that thing..."

"I made them look better, now at least they can just kill an arm instead of teasing it with fire"

"You made them look like burnt charcoal, you eel"

Ah I see so this is flower puberty

"Uh guys? GUYS GUYS SHE HAS A SHARP SPOON!!" Yuji yelled trying to pulling it away while the two barricaded my door

"IDIOT YOU ALREADY MADE HIM CRY YOU DON'T HAVE TO KILL HIM"

"GOJO SENSEI DO SOMETHING"

"But who am I to get in the way of destiny-"

"Ahem"

We all stood still for a and turned our heads to the door seeing a tall man in glasses looming over us

"Hii Masamich-GYAK" he punched Gojo and grabbed him by his collar before turning to me

"...do I need to drag you?" Hahh I shook them off and sat down as I flipped him off

"Yes"

————a few minutes later————

"We are here today to discuss, Naoya Zenin's encounter with Akane-san. Accusation is that he approached her as she was finishing her mission, and she just attacks him, is that correct?"

Across me and Gojo in this giant hall was an old man with his an overgrown child, with a bunch of people behind them for backup I suppose

So this should go smoothly

"Yes, if she would apologize there will be no further discussion" hahahaha ha hah HAH he has come to the worst person to ask for an apology

"Grovel and beg for it then" I smiled at them and glancing back at the people

They were pissed it is just hilarious

"Akane-san watch your tone...Zenin-san can you please go on?" WHO'S SIDE IS THIS PRINCIPLE ON???

"Tch I think that girl is hiding something from us all" he snapped throwing a box with a bunch of inscriptions on it, "I'm accusing her of cursing my son with death"Whispers break in the room from a fucking box made me roll my eyes at whatever this is as Gojo scoffed

"I was monitoring them, he made the first move so she retaliated. I don't see a problem with that"

"RETALIATING IS ONE THING, SHE NEARLY KILLED HIM!!"

"Oh please she does that to everyone he isn't that special"

"THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT BLACK LILY?!? What kind of sorcery are you hiding you dreaded curse?!?" the old man growled pointing at me making me sigh getting up and walking to the box which made their clan move back

"I'm opening the box, is that allowed?" I sighed looking over to the principle who nodded

I unwrapped the box, tore away the weird paper inscriptions, and a bunch of talismans, before finally opening it

Yep it's a flower

People are pissing their pants over a flower

"Black lilies symbolizes a curse of death, is your purpose to threaten the Zenin family? 'Akane-san' " he glares at me making me let out a long depressing sigh

"So the issue here is this flower right?"

"Ye-" I ate the thing before he could finish the sentence

"Pft...shit I should've record this..."

"There problem solved, can I leave-"

"BULLSHIT" the kid yelled slamming his fist to the floor creating a crack before stomping up to me, "Don't you know how this almost killed me?!?"

"It was a surprise leaving this, that's on me, but look the problem is gone now s-" I got cut off by a very fast slap that turned the room silent

Ouch

"I want an apol-" he got cut off by me drilling my fist to his cheek that slammed him to the ground, creating a large hole on the floor

And would you look at that~ 8 teeth popped out of his gums luckyyy~, he groggily gets up holding a hand out to signal his men to stand down as he glares up to me

"Why don't you open your those bandages and show these people the monster you are..." he smirked making my eye twitch, he spins to his crowd with a big grin

Bad choice really...his front teeth are gone

"DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT A CURSE LOOKS LIKE?!?? GO ON RED CURSE SHOW THESE PEOPLE WHO YOU REALLY ARE" yeah he's lost it

There are two options

I can sever my arms off and hopefully regrow 'normal' ones but that would obviously be suspicious...

Or

I kill everyone in this room but I'll be a wanted criminal and will probably have to kill the other families as well...

...this should be a hard decision but I'm leaning more to that second option

"Has your student grow cold feet, Satoru?" The old man chuckled making him huff

"She's just processing the shit you people have been spouting out, go on Akane~ I trust you" WHY MUST YOU TRUST ME?? I DONT EVEN TRUST ME-

His hand is glowing? What-oh...ohhhh oh...

I can still use my positive energy as a cover up...but...I will be mind fucked...gOd WHY DO THEY NEED TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OVER A PLANT

"TCH THIS IS TAKING FOREVER-" he grabbed my arm well not or never I guess, "-HERE SEE LOOK!! HER HANDS THEY LOOK LIKE-"

He showed my hand looking perfectly fine with the only issue I guess are my black nails bUt oH FUCK MY HEAD IS SPLITTING

IM EITHER VOMITING MY LUNCH OR MY LIVER EITHER WAY IM DYING

He furrows his brows and starts scanning my arm, even ripping the bandages of my other arm and neck

"What th-OK LOOK look at her pointed ears, AND HAVE YOU SEEN HOW TALL SHE IS?!!?"

"Pft, her ears are always like that, and what does getting taller have to do with anything" please just hurry it up alrea- and he's just yanking my hair

"SHE IS HIDING SOMETHING AND IM SURE OF I-" ah whoops I made his arm disappear, my curse is acting up and even I can see darkness looming around me

It was as if everything slows and I saw his father got up, dashing towards us, grabbing him to get away from me making me quickly pull back

"...so are we done here??" I sighed

"Absolutely not, now you've physically attacked my family. I want compensation for this" he growled pointing to his son who had just one missing arm and a few teeth gone

"Zenin-san...but even you've seen that he threw the first hit, and was pulling on her bandages and hair"

"And for something like that she completely destroyed his arm and his teeth, do you think that's fair?!"

"Oh please she went easy on him, she's done worse to most of you and most of your family, and yet you're pissing your pants over this??"

"YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MINDS THAT THING SHE IS A MENACE LOOK AT HER-"

"That's enough! From how I see it he initiated the fight, she retaliated to him just as she would to anyone regardless of status. Considering Gojo Satoru volunteered to train her, I'm inclined to believe she go stronger from his teachings. A cut on her allowance and suspension from missions is as far as I'll go. That is all."

He huffed, crossing his arms making the old man scowl as he got out of the room with his toothless son and a bunch of priests glaring at me

As soon as the doors closed...

And they've gotten far enough...

"Please..."

"On it~" ok good a barrier is here...

I pulled back the positive energy and flopped down face first on the cold wooden floor, bursting out a wave of lilies, my neck is burning and feels like I'm being jabbed by needles

Fuck doing that was a bad idea

Such a bad idea

What the hell even happened to that flower?? WHY DID A PIECE OF WEED MADE ME LIKE THIS??I fucking hate those people...my body forced itself up and my heart sunk to the pit of my stomach seeing the room

The room was looming with darkness...

"Akanee~ care to pull back your curse? You're making the room stuffy" I snapped my head to the voice and immediately just saw their souls and...yeah that's mostly it...

Oh fuck

"You ok?" It's Gojo Satoru's soul...ugh stop showing the girls you're leading on and ones you've dumped ...

I took a breath and snapped my fingers, pulling back the flowers and the curse, the room somehow lit up when I did it

"Heyyyy...soooo I have a problem..."

———a few seconds later———

"Ahh...that's bad"

"SHE'S WHAT?!?"

"Can you see how many fingers I have up?"

"ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING THAT QUESTION!!??"

"...25?"

"Close it's 3, let's try again-"

"CAN YOU TWO TAKE THIS MORE SERIOUSLY?!!" He is panicking on my behalf while I was still trying to get used to whatever this is

Everything seemed black a white movie, except things with souls, I can see the two guys in front but looks like I can see...beyond the floors?

Ah and someone's running...and yelling a lot

"People are heading this w-" the door slammed open and came in 3 students stumbling onto one another before falling

Yep can't really see them either

"WHAT HAPPENED??"

"WE GOT KICKED OUT FOR EAVESDROPPING SO WHAT NOW??"

"We heard all students are now banned from seeing her?? IS IT AN EXECUTION??" hahaha that fucked family, I got up and made my way to them with a grin

"Well I accidentally took an arm out...but other than that nothing much? So let's celebrate by going out tomorrow ~"

"Do I have t-"

"SHUSH MEGUMI THIS IS OUR ONE CHANCE"

"NO TAKE BACKS ALRIGHT!! I SWEAR IF YOU'RE LYING"

"I'm serious~ It's getting way too stuffy here anyway" while they were cheering I tapped their foreheads in one swoop making them fall unconscious, before switching over to the principle to do the same thing

Yeah...I gotta make it up to them...tomorrow

"I'm surprised you didn't stop me...?" I laughed staring at Gojo

"I don't think a nap is something life threatening, and it's way too early for you to completely forget your thoughts~ am I wrong?"

"Nope you got me there" I sighed and laid on the ground, "now...what was it that you say when we met, 'take care of your kids' wasn't it?"

"And that I don't trust the elders"

"Samee~ well I have terrible plan for that and for my current situation"

"Are you going to make a deal with Sukuna?" Ah so he knows, that head of his really does work

"Mhm, I plan on taking his real body hostage and make a deal with him"

"Is this why you knocked them out?" He asked pointing at the 3 and guilt slowly starts to rise up, though it fades away as fast as it came

"I consider not telling them about this part of looking out for them"

"I see...WAIT THEN WHY TELL ME?? Don't you care about my feelings?? DO I NOT MATTER-ok that is rude I was trying to be emotional" he pouted, pulling off flowers that popped out of his neck

"Ah sorry that was an accident"

"YOU COULD AT LEAST TRY AND LOOKING SORRY"

"You really make it hard for me to care about your feelings at times, and I prefer breaking the news before you throw more rocks to my room..."

"BUT YOU NEVER ASNWER YOUR PHONE!! Where did I go wrong with you...I thought I raised you better"

"Stop acting like you gave birth to me you've only 'raised me' for 5 months..."

"HEY THAT SHOULD STILL COUNT AS SOMETHING!! You're not even telling me what deal you plan on making" I let out a small laugh before getting up and making my way to the 3...strange wave of apathy washed in...which is obviously a bad sign

"You've basically seen me be an idiot for 5 months, I'm sure you can guess what I plan to do"

"Hahhhh you don't play fair huh? Just don't end up crying if I win this game"

"Haha~ there really isn't any wins in this one" I sang and tapped their foreheads making them take deep breaths in

"Hah...?"

"ALRIGHTY~ be ready at 12 or I'm breaking down your doors got it~?"

"Yes...."

"Kayy~ I leave the mess to you glorious, amazing, teacher Gojo sensei~"

"E-EH BUT I HAVE A DAT-"

With a snap of my finger I'm able to come back to my dorm and let out a long sigh, which filled the room with black lilies as I just fell to the comfort of my futon.... hahh my hands looked fucked and I think my feet also got the same treatment

There's no way that meeting is ending so peacefully...

"Oh my~ lying? You're lying?!? I must say I'm proud"

...If I keep bringing in beanstalk in my mess they'll probably revoke him being a teacher... and they might get the 3 involved...not to mention I apparently have connections with some upperclassmen as well...

"He's already wrapped in my mess enough, he's still other people's mentor" I sighed rubbing my temples

"Have you grown attached to people you'll outlive?"

"Kindly shut up before I drown you out with alcohol and inhuman number of pills" I sighed crawling to my shelves to look for some

"How can I? You want to be conscious as they wither away, I'm really doing you a favor you know"

"By essential making me a hallow shell of a human so you can run the reigns?"

"Yes exactly! Why would you want to live an immortal life? Since when was that the best option??"

Fucking finally found the shit, I just swallowed a bunch until I can't hear their voices anymore

What's more fun than living to spite people who hate you

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