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Akane's pov

Hahh that was a nice nap-ah...no...no no no no nO NO why am I not in the comfort of a concrete stones?? Why I sitting in a lake of blood with floating skulls with a hand by my head snapping me to the direction of a little bitch

God why him

"Took you long enough" he snarked, walking away to his throne of skulls

Hahahaha

Okk

Very funny

My subconscious sure is good at making jokes

I should drown myself in this pool and maybe I might wake up-

"Drowning yourself in there won't work, your physical body seemed to have given up on you. So you're stuck here with me, whether you like it or not" his voice echoed, I got my head out of it and spat out what I breathed in I can confirm this is blood

"If it won't work then why are you stopping me?"

"...you're stupid you know that? I prefer talking without you gurgling in blood " he snarked making me sigh and laid on the blood since I can't really leave anyway

"Alright then my dear empress how may this lowly servant serve your every ne-" I got cut off...literally my head is severed from my body and in his mercy

"I thought this would be fun but I misjudged this..." he mumbled seeing the body he set on fire hasn't turn to ash yet, and the pose is stuck with me showing him my middle finger

Haha

"Such a boring display on that mug of yours ...can't you look scared? Your head is in my hands"

"Sorry to disappoint but you're not the first to decapitate me" I smiled making him roll his eyes before sticking my head on a horn of a dead animal as he regrew the skin of his arm back

"Just grow your body back then"

"Unlike you I prefer not being semi nude in front of people, especially with you"

"Tch how boring, this is the first time I'm finally able to get in your head where's the hospitality"

"Ok one, no and two, YOU ARE HERE IN MY HEAD UNINVITED, AND THREE GO SHOVE A HORN UP YOUR ASS"

"Ugh you're so loud, it's not my fault your defense was down I might as well take the chance, was it because your curse got locked" he taunted why must he bring this up

"I missed lunch and being thrown around makes me sick"

"Pfft...so let me get this straight your human portion couldn't handle the mess of sudden energy shifts? That's hilarious~"

"Don't get your hopes up, an empty stomach is the biggest reason why I passed out"

"Keep telling yourself that, you're still not leaving this place without my word" or until my body gets the balls to wake up...and people ask me why it is I sleep and eat so much...

THIS PINK PORCUPINE IS ONE OF THE REASONS

"Okayy~ so what do you have in mind for our little vow~?"

"Be my spy, tell me everything about your toys. Especially the shadow user" I really wonder which part of this is suppose convince me to do it

"No-" I got cut off by him crushing my skull, his fingers that were digging in are slowly being rotten away by my curse

What a charmer

"You do know where you are right...? Are you in any position to refuse?"

"Yes yes you're invading my head, but I prefer waiting for myself to wake up. Do believe me I'm somewhat used to this"

"Sadly I do..."

"Oh seriously?"

"I know the kind of person your teacher was, I'm not all that surprised...and stop burning my arm off" he groaned putting my head on the side of his throne

"Aww but don't I....light up your day-ok I'm sorry stop setting my head on fire I might turn bald" wow ok so I can't joke around without him burning my head

"So when are you turning to a full curse I'm getting bored here"

"...I can do that?"

"...I can't believe the student he chose is a bonehead...didn't you ask him about this?? He must've mentioned at some point" He yelled

"Ooohh~ sharing secrets are we? Are we friends now~? I bet you're just so obsessed-" I cut my self off when he held a knife in front of me...where and when did he even get that I don't want to know

"Watch it before I cut your tongue off" ohh scary

"Oh calm your tits I know you have other obsessions, you like the shadow boy right?" His poker face was still the same as he pointed the knife right to my head

"And why would you say that, if I like your answer I'll spare your empty head"

"Because I'm amazing, also from that last fight we were in. You weren't much on your offense with him as you were with me, I mean yes he could've died you had so many chances to kill him but you didn't...so I'm guessing... YOU NEED HIM TO MAKE YOUR BODY!!"

I SAW THAT EYEBROW TWITCH HAHA HE IS SHOCKED THAT I PULLED OUT A BIG BRAIN CARD

"HAHA I'M RIGHT AREN'T I-" and he actually cut out my tongue

"You sure talk a lot, what's your plan anyway?" He scoffed while regrew it back to talk back

"Plan?"

"Yes? Don't you have one to escape your mortal half and be a full curse??" I have a bad feeling about this question

"The plan...is just underdeveloped"

"Your idiocy brings me joy you know that? You have the opportunity to shed that repulsive human half of yours but you're not even doing anything? Aren't you tired of being so weak, at some point that body is going to give up on you. I'm guessing he didn't teach you a lot of things huh?"

...so I guess that's the wrong answer and he's a certified dickhead

"I don't usually like planning, I just see where things go, if I like it I'll just continue and if I don't I'll do something about it"

"Really now...then what about those elders? You hate them don't you? You don't even need to lie to me about that"

"If you know it then why are you asking me"I smiled making him laugh before flicking my forehead

"Because you're stupid, I'm just stating facts here, you can easily kill them"

"Ahh here's the problem here I like the balance of thing-oi stop it with that face..."

"It's not my fault you sound so much like him it's seriously gross, why don't you just eat a finger and I can be your new teacher, bring along that shadow brat if you want"

"...I don't know what it is you're expecting but I am absolutely not going to eat your finger HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE???"

"At the very least I'm offering a brainless idiot like you a plan"Well ok then sir well my plan is to knock out a few teeth from your mouth then shove it right up your-

"Oii no need to go so graphic-" he sighed grabbing my head, bringing it to his level so he can glare properly

Ah

I said it out loud?

"In my defense I thought I was saying this in my head, and for personal reasons I take what you just said an annoyance" I smiled while glaring back, he arch an eyebrow as me before letting out a sigh

"...ok do it"

Wait what?

He snapped his fingers to put out the fire from my body and brought it up here to slam my head back on my neckIt immediately reconnected with my spine, veins, and I'm basically just a whole body again

This never gets old it's still so weird to suddenly feel limbs again

He sat back with a bored look while I was still very confused and I think I might pass out from the sudden blood rush to the head

"Hit me, but do it without using your curse"

"...ok...uhm...is this a real request?" I'm still in a state of shock and confusion with this request

"Y-" he got cut off when I actually hit him

OK WHY DOES HE LOOK SHOCKED?? HE DID ASKED ME TO DO IT??!?! SO ITS ONLY GOOD MANNERS THAT I COMPLY

Ah there's his blood is on my fist...why does it smell like cherry blossoms...seriously smells sweet actually like...dare I?...no...maybe? No...ok he's not looking I'm just gonn-

Woah

I think I died

Everything was dark for a second and there was just a random jolt of adrenaline out of nowhereit's like...a year's worth coffee in a single drop

"So how was it? You cannibal" I was brought back by that mocking tone of his also the fact he lost his front tooth...pftt...ok no no nO

Get your head straight

You just punched a 1000 year old curse

And for some reason you just tasted his blood, have you learned nothing from seeing Yuji

"Tastes like blood nothing new"

"Is that so? Then what happened to your hands?" What did happen to my ha-ooohhh kay hm well I have black nails and tattoos around my fingers fading

This is fine

But I'm never ever doing that again

"...puberty" I shrugged shoving them in my pockets and sat of the hill of skulls, ignoring his laugh and excessive head stabbing with his nail

"Ahhh is that so? Then I'm sure you won't mind doing it again?" he taunted, ripping his palm the blood gushing out made me move back while covering my nose

"Oh look a floor, I've always admire your taste in floors. Very bloody, and it fits your aesth-" he grabbed my the back of my head cutting me off and that blood stained hand was just inches from my face

Ohhhh shit shit sSHIT HONEY wake up WAKE THE FUCK UP I AM NOT GETTING THIS COCAINE BLOOD NEAR ME

WHY DOES HIS BLOOD NEED TO ACTUALLY SMELL NICE WHY CANT IT SMELL LIKE METAL OR ROTTING FLESH OR WET SOCKS

"Let me remind you one thing, just because I can't kill you just yet doesn't mean you can kill me with your hell fire. Now drink the blood peasant" he laughs making me grit my teeth as I balled my fist

"Listen you pink headed porcupine-"

— — — end of unconsciousness— — —

"-I DONT WANT YOUR COCAINE BLOOD-ah" whoops I punched Pand-OH GOD I PUNCHED PANDA

IM ALIVE IM FINALLY ALIVE AND I DONT HAVE TATTOOS OR WIERD NAILS...and they're all sitting around me with bugged out eyes

"Guys...I think she's awak-" Panda got cut off by Yuji pulling me up from my place

"YOU'RE ALIVE!!!" He bawled with snot all over his face while swinging me around in a bear hug-ok wait did he actually thought I died

"Oii Itadori put her down before she passes out again" Nobara snapped making him stop looking back at her with puppy dog eyes

"B-BU-BUT YOU SAID SHE WAS DEAD!!"

"And you believe her...?" Megumi sighed rubbing his temples as I flare up my body he quickly let go so I can just slump back to bed only to feel the side of my head being poked

"Tuna mayo" Toge gave me a large cup of espresso before setting 3 more cups of coffee near the bed I'm on

"Panda bought those to compensate for splashing you with water" Maki added pointing to the half conscious panda

"Aww thanks Panda~ guess I won't need a new carpet then, so what's with the uniforms?" I asked while sipping my coffee noticing they had baseball uniforms on

"Ah we decided to continue with the event and after Yuji picked out of the suggestion box for here we are" Nobara huffed and nudged Panda to see if he was alive

"So the event's not over then? Let's g-"

"Hold it" Maki slammed me by my head back down on the bed

Ow

"You passed out for a few hours and we actually thought probably died, just stay and drink your coffee" I'm not sure if I'm enjoying Megumi being considerate it's so weird...

"But I'm fine now I wa-"

"NO!! YOU LAY THERE AND JUST DRINK YOUR COFFEE!! WE WILL WIN FOR Y-"

"Yuji stop shaking my head before I vomit"

"SEE YOU'RE STILL SICK-GYA MY HAIR"

"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SHAKING HER HEAD IDIOT" Nobara screeched pulling him back to sit down

"Gojo sensei told us to make sure you're staying here until he gets back, so you can go with him later on"

"Hey I am a premature adult I can han-"

"Lay down, stay still"

"Toge-senpai this is just not fair"

"Salmon" he took the hot coffee from my hands and replaced it with a cold one before patting my forehead "Mustard leaf"

"When you get up, we'll probably win so treat us later" Maki wore a cap before getting up, "come on let's go" she said while dragging panda out

"Bonito flakes..." he scrunched his face while pointing to my tongue

Ah

"Yes yes I won't bite my tongue" I sighed as he reluctantly left while lightly glaring

"See you soon~ nee Fushiguro can you drag him?" She ran out leaving him to carry yuji

"Tch oii Itadori come on" He grumbled dragging him by his hoodie they waved goodbye and left me with a few cups of coffee

Hahh...god I'm actually glad I don't need to get up, somehow that fight I had with Sukuna felt so real...hell even my neck still hurts and my arm is cramped from holding back his hand

But in the same time I really want to go with them just so I can forget what just happened-

"YOO~ AKANE!! I heard you yelled cocaine blood!"

"I also punched panda"

"Oh but you hit everyone, this is the first time I've ever heard anyone say that after a mild coma" he took a seat near the bed while I started chugging down the coffee...ohh cappuccino

"So what went on in the meeting?"

"Well surprisingly they declared you to be uninvolved with the entire thing"

"...seriously??"

"THAT'S WHAT I SAID, but considering your severe disinterest in the school we ruled you out of the equation ~ also you wounded that axe guy~ boy does he talk a lot about making you to a shoe-rack"

"This...is so surreal...they're not even suspicious with me being close with Todo??"

"We had to rule that out because Todo cares more about 'Takada-chan' and fighting you than he does with this school"

"Ahh right good point, so what did they lost?" I asked finished my first cup and going for the second as he laughed

"Oh you're going love this... 'patchy' killed three grade 2 sorcerers, one semi grade 1, five auxiliary managers, 2 storage attendants are dead, andd we have special grade curse objects stolen~" oh shit I choked

Ok I get people die but they let their shit get stolen?? I HEARD PLURAL IN THAT 'objectS' who the hell are they having to guard the place??

"Those poor souls probably had to deal with patchy huh...? what else did they lose? Did they somehow let that axe guy go?"

"They're keeping him restraint here, ah he mentioned a monk kid with white hair, ring any bells?" Monk kid?...monk kid....monk kid... this feels important...and I should know them

"I can't say for certain but I think they're somehow related with Sukuna..." I mumbled making him stare blankly at me

"....Sukuna's...sibling...? Someone thought making 2 Sukunas is a fun idea...?"

"Yeah...I thought that wouldn't sound right...but that's the closest thing I can remember, "

"I'll take note into that, ahh and speaking oh Sukuna...did anything happen when you passed out...?" He asked making me crush the cup of coffee yep I feel like I'm going to throw upFor the first time in a while I feel like I need to drink water...

"Wow that bad? I knew something was wrong I didn't expect you to be that scared" he huffed stopping the spill before splashing it else where

"....I've had my head invaded a few times and I built a resistance for it, that pink prickly asshole actually got in my head...WHY DID I EVEN THINK TASTING HIS BLOOD WAS A GOOD IDEA" I screamed making him choke on air

"BAHAHA WHAT SAY THAT AGAIN?!??"

"Please just burry me alive...or maybe lock me in a vase..."

"SO YOU'RE SERIOUS?!? GOD OK-this is just hilarious~ " he laughed whole slapping my back and pulling up boxes of donuts...hah?

"Looks like this'll be more complicated huh? Looks like the king of curses found himself new play mate~"

"I can't help but feel you're enjoying this" I sighed opening the box to start to drowning out my sadness

"Noo of course not, you are a valued student in this school and I would nev-" I shoved a donut so he can stuff his bullshit back in, "-mahh but really you don't have to worry~ You're stuck with the strongest sorcerer and an amazing teacher, I won't let him get you~" he cheered eating the it

"Pft...Alright then...I'll take your word for it"

"Oh good news!! Because they dismissed your warnings claims they are also to blame, and they're going to grant you a wish" ohhh~ ohoho~ my grin can't get any bigger if it did I would be the next joker

"Reall-" he suddenly set up a barrier around us...oh god no GOOD NEWS FROM HIM ARE USUALLY TRAPS ABORT ABO-

"But first we are playing...'Why is Gojo an amazing teacher', I'll get us started, I can do everything ~ ok now you!!" I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO TRUST THIS PRICK

"...thick wallet"

"Yeah see you're doing great!! Next round, I have very pretty eyes and long lashes~"

God so help me I will pluck his eyelashes

————an hour of playing later————

3rd person pov

"Alright, the 30th annual Sister School Goodwill Event's winner is Tokyo high, with a score of 2-0" As the winner got announced by Utahime most of the Tokyo students gathered around to drink water

Some wanted to rub salt on the wounds of Kyoto's student sorcerers

"Would you look at that~ we WOONN"

"Hoh looks like that's two in a roowww~"

"Salmon"

Nobara along with Panda and Toge are having fun taunting the other team who are already very much done with the entire thing

"Nee shouldn't we stop them?" Yuji asked while drinking some water

"Leave them be, they'll be fine" Megumi shrugged him off before looking around the place and sighed

"What's with the face, Fushiguro" Maki asked

"Ah it's nothing, I'm surprised Akane isn't here" he pointed out making the two look around as well

"Huh...I knew it felt too peaceful, and the old man doesn't look like he's going to aftershock, she's probably drinking the coffee we bought" she sighed taking the batting helmet off while Yuji started having a bad feeling

"...Gojo-sensei went to check up on her right? ...you don't think they'll do anything bad to the school...do you...?" He mumbled making the two freeze

"...Megumi call the three we are checkin-" she got cut off when a man got thrown from the sky with his hair was mildly burned as a box of empty donuts got thrown to his face

This unsurprisingly brought in attention from everyone

"Hey kids~ soo how's the game??"

"...Gojo sensei what did y-" Megumi was cut off by another crash that left dust and wind to going in every direction, temporarily blinding those who was watching him

After it all dispersed, the only thing they saw was a very annoyed and very on the edge girl who was trying to throw very hot coffee to his face

"Ah hey guys so who won?"

"...we did?"

"OHHH~ that's great!! After a little talk I with our principals I'll treat your guys~" she sang hopping over to one going to have a heart attack and the other just wishing this to be over with

"Heyy~ do I have a wish for you~"

"Just name it..."

"I WANT TO BE PRESIDENT"