A day with Curses

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Akane's pov

"Alright so will that be all for you and your daughter sir?" The waiter asked while I got surrounded in food and with 3 other curses accompanying us

"That'll be all for her" he smiled making him flinch hearing this table of diabetic sweets are all mine

"And if you want your tip never call me this thing's daughter" I snapped before drinking my milkshake making him run off

"So...you were late because of this thing...?" The cyclops asked, glaring at me while I ate my food

"Well we had to order something so I thought it would be a good idea to bring her~"

"Ahh...I see...then can we go back to our conversation from earlier?"

"Right! So what you're saying is, your boss wants to reverse the current positions of humans and curses. Is that it?" The kimono man asked

Oh my god this is so boring

Take me out of this place please

AND WHY IS THIS SQUID JUST STARING AT ME WITH ITS BEADY EYES

BLINK YOU CREATINE

"Well, roughly. It's slightly different though... humans are made up of lies. For every positive action and emotion there's always a flip side. Yet negative emotions like hatred and hostility are truths without falsehood. Since we're made up of those emotions...WE CURSES ARE TRUE BEINGS!! IMITATIONS SHOULD BE ELIMINATED" he yelled with his head bubbling and glaring to my dead-fish eyes when he said that last part

Wait is he talking about...me?

"Yet, at present, you're the ones being eliminated"

"That's why we've come to ask you! Imitations like her disgust me, why is she even here" ... hah?

"Come knocking on death's door so fast?"

"What was that...?"

"KNOCKING AT DEATH'S DOOR SO FAST YOU DEAF CUNT??" I yelled bringing in people's attention while finishing my 4th plate of pancakes to devour my sandwiches

"YOU-"

"Now now, play nice. In order to defeat the Jujutsu sorcerers you first involves the man known as the strongest Jujutsu Sorcerer, you have render Gojo Satoru incapable of fighting, second you need both Ryoumen Sukuna and the Red curse to be on your side"

"Hm? Hold on he died, didn't he? That Yuji brat I mean, and last I heard the sorcerers now have obtain the Red curse" he scratched the back of his head as the Kimono man grin

"Hmm who knows..."

"But that Gojou Satoru...I wonder if we could kill him if we all joined forces"

"Either he'd flutter out of your grasp, or worst case you'd all get exorcised. I would recommend you pour your energy to seal him"

"Seal him? Do you have a lead"

"We can use the special grade cursed object, Prison Realm"

Ah

Wait what the fuck how did he get it? Fuckin-

"PRISON REALM?!" His volcano starts bubbling making my sundae melt

"Oii can you watch it? My food is going to melt" that seemed to tick him off, he got up from his seat to point at me with rage

Oh no mercy please

"ALRIGHT WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!? CAN I KILL HER ALREADY?!??"

"One of the trump cards you need, the red curse" he gestured to me chugging down my strawberry milkshake making the volcano man laugh

"PFT HAHAAH YOU MUST BE JOKING?? HER THE RED CURSE?! Come on now if you want to lie at least make it convincing" he baffled, I know this makeshift zombie is taunting me by making the talking volcano run his mouth but I'm partially mourning at the moment

I really can't really be bothered

"Alright then, give me your hand cyclops" I sighed lending a hand out which made him laugh more

"Listen here girl, I-" before he can finish his sentence, I held his hand which exploded his is entire arm in a second leaving nothing but light particles red lilies by it's endI leaned over and pulled those lilies before they devour him enjoying his look of shock as I ate my sandwich

And the flowers

"TCH H-HOW DARE YOU I WILL MELT YOUR FACE OFF"

"If you want to threaten my life stop stuttering" I blew left over flower petals his way which made his head explode with lava, now setting the ceiling on fire"and you melted my ice cream cake...thanks I guess" I wiped some lava off my head and shoulders

The customers and workers were screaming their heads off, some can't because well...they're dead

"You know I wish you wouldn't cause such a commotion..."

"She started it and please, this is nothing" he smirked growing his arm back and moving his finger to the side only spread out the fire

Wow using cursed energy to burn people alive... ohhh scaryly impressive

"I'm glad we didn't choose an expensive place..." Geto coughed from the smoke as this surviving waitress tried her best to crawl out from the fire

"Getou, tell her how strong I an in terms of Sukuna fingers"

"At a low estimate, I'd say 8 or 9?" He nudged me while I tried salvaging my oreo chocolate swirl from the flames"So are you interested? Akane-san?" He asked and I'm just here sad at the fact these people can't appreciate food... I lazily stared at Jogou? Was it?

"I'll try selling a kidney online before joining your cu-" and I got cut off when a my head is dunked by lava

Cute

I wouldn't mind being drenched but this wallet I stole will sure as hell mind...I flicked my hand which swiped the lava away from me. That flustered look is something to live by

"You know...I think you're forgetting I'm not technically human-" I got to his back in a flash, plunging my hand right to his center making him freeze"-this shit doesn't work on me" white lotuses then came out from his mouth and wrapping around his face and neck preventing him moving

As he tried burning them off, they only tightened and multiplied and when I got my hand out of his back it was burned to the bone

Unsurprising

"Ah this looks troubling" He's awfully calm it's almost terrifying

"You're over reacting if you're worried over by some flowers" I laughed, looking at the cakes...ohh Kanjuku cheesecake~ I'll just take the whole pile and a muffin because I deserve it

Peaking back he was busy ripping himself up, some of his friends even helped the sight just made me chuckle

He lets his guard down so fast it's hilarious

"We should do this again soon~"

I got out of the place when the ambulance, police, and the fire department came along, so I took a breather on top of a building enjoying some snacks I got for myself They're pretty insane for doing this honestly... putting a miniature volcano on a wall of a cafe

Seriously who does that it ruins all the food, also I guess the sad pathetic lives of people who chose to work and eat thereWell I guess I'll lend down help, the fire looks tasty... what the fuck am I even saying...

I opened my palm and let my eyes glow as the negative energy go pulled out from the flames making it easier for the firemen to douse the cafe

"Eish...what a nasty one you are"

"Mhm it looks pretty gross, you're still going to eat it?"......"Oh my fucking god can you wear a bell and not give me a heart attack..." I sighed eating the curse making him gag at the sight well jokes on him this just tastes like burned pork

"So what happened here?" Gojo whistled looking at people pulling the burned corpses out

"Hmm a few curses getting together to take you down and they want me to join in "

"Wooww I didn't expect them to actually form an alliance, is anything I should know about?"

"Their names gave me a migraine but I think one of them is your friend, there's a secret box thing...oh also a guy with mount Fuji is going after you, he's friends with a squid-octopus thing, and a walking tree"

"...well, now I know I should never put you up for seek and report mission..." he picked me up by the back of my collar and the bag I had"ANYWAYS you have got to see what happened when you were gone"

I don't have a choice because we were both now just...I have no idea where this is but he's just there eating his cheesecake without a care in the worldWell it was like a basement room, has a TV, sofa, a fri-

"AKAN-AAHH STOP STOP MERCY WHAT DID I DO?!?!???" Yuji screeched while gripping my wrist when I'm mildly crushing his skull

No tattoos...no extra eyes...nothing? No nails no nothing he went back to normal...'normal' I slowly set him down and took stared into his eyesFor a second I saw Sukuna's gaze stare back with a smirk

It took a lot to not just...tear his face apart

"Surprise~~ YUJI IS ALIVE!!! So you can stop trying to pull his face apart" Gojo bonked my head well it was worth a try

"Well excuse me, but I just saw his lifeless body a few hours ago" I sighed rubbing my temples trying to take in the fact now...he most likely has a pact with Sukuna

That I'm he sure he isn't going to tell me

"Yuji, you're a head above the rest when it comes to close combat. So what you need to learn right now, is how to control cursed energy, as well as the bare minimum of Jujutsu knowledge~ hm smiling so much?" Gojo asked him

"Ehe, I figured you two would be the best people to train me~ so I'm just happy. I'm weak and I couldn't save anybody, worse I nearly killed Fushiguro and Akane...as I am now I won't be able to face them. So I want to be strong...TEACH ME TO BE THE STRONGEST!" Well I mean...he nearly killed Fushiguro...not me...

"Hmm~, you've got a keen eye"

"...weren't you the one who told him you were the strongest...? Also what does this have anything to do with me being here"

"Everything of course! You'll be his punching bag~"

"I'm leaving-"

"NO NO WAIT LET ME EXPLAIN!! I just want you to teach him how to be more sensitive with his surroundings~ using a field so he can detect other curses faster!!"

"Why can't you do it? Also I've never taught people"

"And he's never had a teacher other than me! That's already something you two have in common, come on can you really say no to his face" He pouted pointing to Yuji giving disgustingly adorable puppy eyes I hate it

Honestly how dare he be adorable

This should be illegal

"Yuji come here" They both just stared at each other before Yuji came over waddling towards me like a constipated penguin

"Wh-" I threw a punch that sent him flying to a wall with a large red bruise on his cheek

"This was how I was taught to learn sensitivity, soo are you gonna be ok with that?" I asked jumping to the couch as he finally pulled himself off from the wall and gave a the brightest, most blinding smile I've ever seen

"YES!! THIS IS NOTHING!! I CAN HANDLE IT!!"

"Your head is bleeding"

"NO THIS IS JUST SWEAT!!" Aha yeah sweat...he is just brimming with energy it's insane

"Haha~ I'm jealous of your willpower" I flicked my hand to heal the wounds then hopped over to the couch to watch this mess unfold

Lesson 1:——Cursed Energy,Curse Technique——

"Alright, first, take a look at those drink cans over there~" Gojo pointed showing 2 soda cans that he attacked

"WOAH!!"

"This green one was hit with cursed energy, while the yellow is with cursed technique"

"I see. I don't get it" hahahh

"Okk think of cursed energy as a electricity, and cursed techniques as the appliances. Electricity itself is hard to use because of it's raw energy right? That's why when we run electricity through appliances to achieve various results, here I just fired off pure cursed energy-

-here I channeled cursed energy into a cursed technique, to activate it and twist the can with Jujutsu."

"AH!! Then in other words I'm about to learn a very, very good cursed technique?!??"

"Nope, you can't use it"

"...wha...?"

"Pft you see cursed techniques is something you have on the day you're born, so really you either have it or you don't " I stifled because he is already super depressed he became a sheet of paper

"Y-you're so blunt...I just thought I'd be able to pull off thunder or fire or a power bomb..."

"You can pull off a power bomb. Ohnita's right?"

"Mehhhh but this sucks...I wanted to pull off a spirit gun, or bankai, or rasengan, or a Dondon ray...I wanted to fire off a Kamekameha"

I got up to take the sheet of paper to the sofa so he can whine there

"Mahh it's ok Yuji, you can just work on your brute force~" I said pinching his ear, bringing him back to life

"Mhm, we'll get you to imbue your fighting style with cursed energy. You know, I'm way more scared of someone who can force their way through with the basics than I am of inferior jujutsu. Like I said! Your talent for close combat is top notch~"

"BUT WAIT!! I can already do that!! Back then I somehow managed to get the hang of it!!" He said jumping up from the sofa. I cracked my knuckles and hold up my palm for him

"Alright then hit here" he huffed and stretched his arm a bit with a smirk, He pulled back his fist and land punched...

"Well?"

Ok I'll try being nicer

"No"

"WHAT KIND OF COMMENT IS THAT?!??" At least I tried

"Well cursed energy depends your negative emotions. You were probably feeling immense fear and anger when you were in the mission"

"So you gave to be constantly mad to use cursed energy? So I gotta be like Fushiguro!"

"Ye-"

"Nope not like that" Gojo said slamming his hand on my face, "everyone's trained to produce cursed energy using the faintest sparks of emotion. They've also trained to not waste it when their emotions are flari-GYAH HOT" he pulled his hand away from my face

"Then why's her's always flaming?" He pouted

"Because my soul is essentially a curse, so really I have an unlimited source" I shrugged while Gojo was still shaking his hand

"And one day you might be able to be like her, now for your training...you're gonna watch movies!!"

"...movies?"

"Yep! Everything from masterpieces to C grade horror films and terrible French movies! You'll be watching them nonstop as long as you're awake. Of course you won't just be watching them, you'll be watching them with her, and this guy"

"Oh? What's with the cute but creepy doll?"

"...cute huh? It's a cursed corpse the principal made"

"Ah I knew it! It has his sense!!" He was shaking, poking, and pulling his limbs of the sleeping bear only to be sucker punched

The doll flew on top of my head as we both sawhim fall to his demise

"Hahaha"

"WHAT THE HELL??"

"Yep, that curse corpse will wake up and attack you, just like that! Just hang in there, she will cheer you on!!"

"No-"

"And I will buy sweets and snacks, and she will cheer you on!!!"

"Fine midnight...nee Yuji just out of curiosity... what's your vow with Sukuna?" I asked while throwing the doll back to him

"Vow? Ehh well we did talk...but that's all I remembered..." he mumbled making me bite my cheek, and Gojo actually looked mildly worried

Even if he has the blindfold

"Well then, I'll be on my way. I got some business to do, Akane it was a volcano head right?"

"Yep"

"Alright then~ bye you two~~"he waved at us before disappearing

Thank god Yuji brought snacks or I don't think I would last I hoped to the dvd sets and god these are all awful I hate them that walking beanstalk wasn't kidding when he said terrible french movies

"Oii let's get the thriller ones they seem o-" a hand gripped on my head, and I held on the wrist that was holding me down, "...sorry Sukuna we don't have porn in this selection...?"

"What gave it away?" I broke his hand off my head and punch in a movie out of annoyance only made him laugh, "could've at least answer, now I'm hurt"

"Oh fuck off, and don't rip any more shirts. I don't want to explain why he's half naked with me" He cringed seeing me eat the hand as he grew out a new one

"You even have his colorful choice of words, only difference is that gross thing you do"

"Oh please you eat humans and do genocide don't lump me with your crimes" I snapped my fingers making a veil in the room while hugging the bear, "worst I've done is steal from a bank"

"I'm surprised you're not trying to kill me" he scoffed taking a seat while the movie starts

"And neither are you. But, I really wonder what it is you're planning here, you could've quite easily got out and yet you stay, letting yourself be captured"

"The game has changed, factors I didn't see coming happened. I'll have to sit back this time"

"How surprising, also when are you leaving? I want to complain to Yuji about unrealistic movie romance"

"Tch you seriously have no sense of danger"

"That's simply because I don't sense any"

"Not yet at least" I jerked my head to yell at him only to see Yuji's confused face

"Ah Yuji you forgot your doll" the fuck he switched out so fast and he doesn't even looked confused?

Was part of vow him forgetting??

"Eh the movie started already?"

"...yep you got knocked out by the bear so I kept it company when you were dead"

"EH?!?

This is going to be tiresome...