chapter 105 anime parody movie

the toukkisrob(narrator):sometimes anime is just art

parody wizard:stop with those narrations and get to the business

the toukkisrob:right

i would fall to the ground

the toukkisrob:ouch my head

the toukkisrob:wait a minute is this the animeverse?(an universe where all of the animes ever are cannon)

suddenly an truck was coming towards me but an unlucky high school student would get hit

the toukkisrob:well....that proves my theory

i would dodge ahnotter truck as the trucks behind me exploded

the toukkisrob:hmmm did that truck-kun get truck-kunned?

i would raise my eyebrow at the thought of an truck-kun isekaing throught an adventure with an cast

the toukkisrob:hmmm we will never know

then i would bump acidentally into an girl holding flowers

the toukkisrob:who are you?

flower girl:...

the toukkisrob:sorry....

the toukkisrob:why are you carrying flowers?

the flower girl would sigh and leave

the toukkisrob:so strange

then i would think

the toukkisrob:if   this is the anime universe  then my  friends must be somewhere out there!

i  would start looking arround for hoshizora miyuki and others then suddenly  i would spot an huge castle

the toukkisrob:whoa

suddenly  i would see mario jumping towards it

the toukkisrob:what the?

then i would see an weird gang

rengoku:heya kiddo

portgas D ace:what's up

natsu:heya

the toukkisrob:who are you guys

rengoku would smile

rengoku:we are fire force

my soul would leave my body for an second

the toukkisrob:what....

i  would eat my soul

natsu:aren't you a soul eater?

the toukkisrob:uhhhhhh what

suddenly akainu and akaza would come behind and attack the fire force   i would run away

the toukkisrob:gulp

meanwhile flower girl would run into basara nekki

flower girl:...

basara nekki:heya are you lost?

the flower girl would show her flowers

flower girl:are....you single?

basara nekki:yeah?

the flower girl would kiss basara nekki

basara nekki:but i'd rather focus on my music but  i...

the flower girl would run away crying

meanwhile  i would be getting chased by  bunch of gangster cyborgs when suddenly an hero would jump up

cyborg gangsters:who are you?

https://youtu.be/wUmi0PX5oss

golden  bat:hahahahahahahahhahahaha

cyborg gansters:stop laughing!

suddenly the earht would start to quake causing the cyborg gangsters to get destroyed

the toukkisrob:oh my...

i  would save myself just in time

the toukkisrob:wait a minute!

suddenly  i would check spotify a new music from the famous musicisian yamamoto kurata(in this universe)with kenshi yonezu their new song named:"tropes" i would start listening to it   

https://youtu.be/rjeJXfhzk_w

yamamoto kurata:life's tropes you knoww

kenshi yonezu:little devil grins

yamamoto kurata:with flower on her hands

kenshi yonezu:do you know the way out! 

yamamoto kurata:ha. ha. ha. vegeta sasuke and momosuke fighting alongside their protagonist what an trope

kenshi yonezu:and their eyes so soreful 

yamamoto kurata:i  cry

then the song would end

then i would see an tiktok notification:"notnormalshipper has liked your video" 

i would click to see their profile and see that they would be grazed about shipping

notnormalshipper:i  ship ichigo and orihime they we're mean to be! since in  the first chapter they have chemistry!

i would sigh

the toukkisrob:has this person even read the story they are so grazy about?

i would continue watching

notnormalshipper:i seriously ship naruto and sakura too hinata ruins everything

i  would sigh again

the toukkisrob:this person crearly is insane

then i would continue

notnormalshipper:i will sue studio bones for not making deku x Himiko Toga cannon! 

notnormalshipper would show screenshots of actual suing papers

notnormalshipper:i  hate studio bones  i dooooooo!!!

the toukkisrob:geez all grazy over an fictional relationship that isn't even cannon like....you could do better

i  would close my phone sighing

 i would see 3 umamusumes  going into an race event

the toukkisrob:wait where are you guys going to watch

suddenly one of them would turn to glare at me

edgy uma:we are going to see the event twin turbo vs tamano cross

the toukkisrob:is the tickets sold out?

edgy uma:yes...

the toukkisrob:arght!

the 3 umamusumes would go to the event and  i  myself would break into the event to see the race

i would sit down to see the race

twin turbo and tamano cross would be going equal speed

twin turbo:come on give up lightning rod!

tamano cross:never you baggy jet!

the two umas would clash

agnes digital:wow  they are so fastttt!

tokai teiyo:they do know how to race....

tokai teiyo would smile warmly

the toukkisrob:wooooooooooooooooooooo my third and fourht favorite umamusumes!

i  would cheer the umamusumes on and then i  remembered

the toukkisrob:ah right  i can't forget the parodying 

i would turn and wink at the readers and then i would come close to the readers and whisper to their ears

the toukkisrob:ppssstttt(this is the conclusion of parody arc)

the toukkisrob:(then i'll focus on writing more arcs and stuff you know?) 

then i  would lean back from the readers and then i would wink again at the readers

the toukkisrob:i  know exactly what to parody next!

i  would scroll on my phone and an tiktok video of an grazed "fan" with bunch of anime merch of their "favorite character" would say:"heya followers  i got just more lion sphinx merch so as you can see there is 1% of chance of getting from this really special  gargamon bag" then i would check the comments

the toukkisrob:huh?

therealanimefan's comment would read:"bro really is just an fan of the character because of the merch" then the reply from the tiktoker would read:"so what i  have seen the anime intro on youtube" therealanimefan reply would read:"so not even an full episode?" the tiktoker would reply:"hey it's not my fault i don't have time i don't like anime at all" the realanimefan would reply:"atleast try watching one episode before u call a fan of that anime" 

i would close the tiktok sighing

the toukkisrob:geez people can't stop fighting over the littlest things   i can watch with konata 10 episodes or more day than this tiktoker or whatever

then i would see an video of an famous anime tiktoker named:mrgamenime" 

the toukkisrob:whoa i gotta watch this

i would open the video

mrgamenime:sup guys today we are playing "that famous anime 3D action arena fight" 

mrgamenime:what  the controls don't work and wait a  minute the game is glitchy i can't even join the game because of the system glitchingggg! 

mrgamenime would start raging and start breaking his room

the toukkisrob:uhhhhhhhhhh

mrgamenime would yell

mrgamenime:don't  ever play this game  i hate the anime this is the stupid video anyway! i dont wanna be an influencer anyway!!

i would be shocked

the toukkisrob:he was my hero......i used to watch his videos when i was 3 years old now he is quitting!

sweet uma:hey....it's okay

main character uma:yeah  i could be your hero!

i would look dumbfounded

then i would get notified on tritter

the toukkisrob:what is it now

i would see an user by the name of "dumbtakesfr" saying:"anime shouldn't be popular at all it ruins the image of animation as an whole" 

i would rub my eyes

the toukkisrob:what the....this might be the dumbest take of all time you 3 seeing this?

edgy uma:they crearly haven't seen:"dragon egg z" it's one of the best anime out there

sweet uma: or what about:"curing the pretty" 

main character uma:or "dungeons master gets reincarnated into an door with 100 billion level immortal  plays with carrots and dances in the nights in the bars while eating chicken legs having flying abilities eating nuggets having an dance off with an rabbit at midnight at 3 am while playing violin at tiger's claw at 3 days after christmas flying to clouds zebra's stripes across the world while walls rise above and beyond ninja school after daycare bearhugging the tree non-stop while clock ticks eating pork chops while hands are tired but you can't wake up anyone in the fantasy world after giraffe has an meal and went to sleep for 10 hours straight but he sleeps in chairs can't communicate with seals in iceberg in a folfs eyes are not resting and are awake bending the time and matter after watching spiderman 3 with popcorn during new years while an robot sings nonstop about eggs and then ends up in fantasy world"

everyone would be looking at main character uma in shock

the toukkisrob:yeah we don't need to hear that again 

sweet uma:how did they even came up with that

main character:i watched an barely edited documentary about it:"making of the door" 

sweet uma:how many episodes does it have

main character uma:about 70 trillion it gets good after episode 100 since then the main plot kicks in

the toukkisrob:how long have they been making that anime

main character uma:since the 1907s 

the toukkisrob:that sounds.....grazy....

main character uma:yeah the first episode lasts around 3 minutes since it's just an guy walking untill an truck hits him(truck-kun) and reincarnates him into an door and thats the episode

the toukkisrob:ummm okay?

main character uma:yeah you should totally watch it  i  have seen them all

everyone would turn to look at the main character uma

everyone:how do you do have time for that

main character uma:it's an secret

then  i would see the smile precure gang

the toukkisrob:hey!

hoshizora miyuki:who are you?

the toukkisrob:i  am from diffrent dimension in my dimension we are close friends

hoshizora miyuki:but.....we don't remember originally having you

the toukkisrob:i  know right we meet people and become friends at the most unexpected moments

the toukkisrob:also if  i wasn't your friends how could  i know that you're the legendary smile precure and you met candy!

hoshizora miyuki would put her hand on her mouth

hoshizora miyuki:how did you know that?

the toukkisrob:it's because  i am from an alternate dimension where we are friends

all of the girls would finally nod then i would point at reika

the toukkisrob:also  i am your boyfriend in that dimension

reika would blush

reika aoki:it's weird since  i have my duties  how could  i possibly have time for an boyfriend?

the toukkisrob:forget it but there is this castle that is infnite and full of demons will you guys help me to fight them? in the infnity castle? 

akane hino:sounds awesome

the toukkisrob:you have your smile pacts you know what to do  i will be waiting at the infinity castle

 i would start walking towards the infnity castle when suddenly  i would bump into the flower girl and now she would smirk and say

flower girl:well since this isn't your universe i think your my boyfriend now....but  i can't choose between you and....basara....how sad....

then she would suddenly run away then i would get into the infnity castle and i  would punch an hole and start falling so would smile precure

the toukkisrob:haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i would do an superhero landing

the toukkisrob:well then we are ready to fight demons

i  would see mario fighting one of the demons already

mario:mushroom breahthing 1st form jump!

mario would jump onto the wall and take out his hammer

mario:just in time

the toukkisrob:you know  i was prepared...i  stole zoro's(ref:rononoa zoro,luffy's second hand man) swords

cure sunny would take the rustiest sword and smirk

cure sunny:let's see this then

cure sunny would start fighting  akaza 

cure sunny:i'll show you this true fireeee

akaza:haha pathethic....

suddenly cure sunny's forehead would start burning

cure sunny:ahhhh!!!

cure sunny would put the sword down and then she would be ingulfed in flames

cure sunny:haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

suddenly she had an weird mark on her eye

akaza would gasp in shock

akaza:an demon slayer mark but she only started fighting with an sword few minutes ago how is this possible

sudddenly mario would take out an fireflower and eat it gaining fire powers

fire mario:fireeee......

cure sunny:slashhhh!

the infnity castle would start burning creating an new sun on the sky burning the demons completely

muzan:how....nooooo

mario would hit muzan and then cure sunny would slash muzan defeating him

tanjiro kamamodo:what are you guys doing here...

suddenly sung jin-woo would come behind us with an kamen rider belt

sung jin-woo:sorry  i can't let you live....after destroying the whole plot of demon slayer.....you know the author was gonna destroy it anyway....

suddenly sung-jin woo would take out the zein rise key and insert it to the belt

sung jin-woo would put his finger on his lips and shush others

sung-jin woo:henshin....

https://youtu.be/5sERGr1HSXE

kamen rider zeinwoo:i am now the shadow monarch....and....The Dimensional Savior....

suddenly kamen rider zeinwoo would summon all of his shadows and then he would summon kamen rider's blade king form sword

kamen rider zeinwoo:i shall leave none of you standing up after this fight....

cure sunny:i don't know what this demon slayer mark even does....but  i am ready to fight

tanjiro kamamodo:we won't back down!

cure beauty:we have learned alot of leassons!

cure peace:when peace is achieved!

cure happy:our goal...

cure march:is completed!

the toukkisrob:let's do this!

i would run towards kamen rider zeinwoo and kick him but he would try slashing and cure happy would deflect it using an sword 

igris would try to slash cure sunny but tanjiro would protect her and then cure sunny suddenly feel the world slowing down and she slashed igris multiple times destroying the shadow

kamen rider zeinwoo:suprising....

then kamen rider zeinwoo would take out kamen rider decade's cards and put them all into the belt summoning heisei kamen rider's to fight for him but  i would run up and catch up to him and suplex him to the ground

kamen rider zeinwoo:aren't you a little mouse...

suddenly cure happy would bounce and try slashing kamen rider zeinwoo but the sword would bend

cure happy:oh uh

then kamen rider zeinwoo would kick cure happy down which would lead to her stumbling multiple times untill she hit an leaf

cure sunny:you did not just do that to my best friendddd!!!

the fight area would explode with sunny's energy destroying all of the shadows and heisei riders and then tanjiro kamamodo would use the sword to help cure sunny  jump toward's kamen rider zeinwoo and punch him with all of her might

kamen rider zeinwoo:no...

https://youtu.be/vWmgrP42FXo

cure sunny's and kamen rider zeinwoo's attack's would clash

the toukkisrob:i shall help you! cure sunny 

i would start focusing my energy onto her causing her to get more power

cure sunny:cure sunny....fire.......infernooo....

https://youtu.be/GNP7zzUVPDA

tanjiro kamado:fightttttt!!

suddenly both cure sunny's mark and tanjiro's marks would glow and then tanjiro would help her slash kamen rider zeinwoo 

cure sunny and tanjiro toghetter:inferno.....sun and sunny breahthing slashh!

kamen rider zeinwoo would get slashed to the chest twice

kamen rider zeinwoo:you know....if  i am an shadow monarch....in this world....i will always be an shadow monarch....no one can trurly destroy my....exsistence....

then kamen rider zeinwoo would explode from the heat of the sun

the toukkisrob:that was so awesome!

meanwhile flower girl would be at top of an tower

flower girl:he dosen't know that i....sent sung jin woo after him...

then flower girl would reveal an hybrid curse she was working on

flower girl:the fear of....frieza....

flower girl:go my....disgusting creature....

flower girl would release the curse to the public

the curse would go on all fours it's tail was moving arround

meanwhile  i would be tired from that fight

the toukkisrob:i  should be shibuya to calm down

 i would go down the shibuya subway when suddenly  i would spot two familiar faces

the toukkisrob:huh?

aoi todo:haha what is ur type....

yuji itadori:big tall women....

aoi todo:we are best friends now

suddenly something would float and  i would run but todo and yuji would take their fight stance

then it would come down breaking the shibyua station

frieza curse:well well....isn't it the famous aoi todo....and itadori Yuji....

yuji itadori:we gotta fight this curse

frieza curse:you don't need to fight just give up....

suddenly the frieza curse would shoot out an death beam but yuji would dodge it and do an punch htting the curse but then aoi todo would use boogie woogie to swap places with yuji and kick the curse to the face

frieza curse:you know how many people are affraid of me....some.....but  i want all to fear FRIEZA!

then yuji itadori would land an sucsefful black flash to frieza curse's chest

frieza curse:arghttt

aoi todo: i got this brother....since this is an diffrent dimension from our universe....my imagination should work here too....

https://youtu.be/0jgnFUJsbw0

frieza curse:nooooooooooo

then aoi todo would use his imagination to give an beat down to frieza curse

frieza curse:argthttttt

aoi todo:brohterrrrrrr let's finish this!

yuji itadori and aoi todo toghetter:black flash!

kicking and punching frieza curse would dissapear

yuji itadori:thanks brohter

aoi todo:hahahaha

meanwhile i would be running the streets hearing an familiar theme in my head 

https://youtu.be/wgxjs5KHdsg

the toukkisrob:dam it....this is reminding me of an situation that once happened.....

flashbacks of me watching reze movie with konata izumi and being absoluytely shocked then flower girl would suddenly walk towards me

flower girl:all of my plans....

flower girl:every plan has failed but not this one

suddenly she would show her real flower hand and then her face would turn into an boquet of flowers

flower devil: i tried everything to destroy you....at first  i wanted to save you now  i realised  i was the problem me....the girl carrying flowers.....and you have done nothing to help me....you just stayed there and watched me SUFFER!

suddenly she would try to hit me with her flower hands and  i would try to kick the flowers away but then she would try shooting the flowers out of her face causing explosions across city

the toukkisrob:i need to get at the top of lycoris recoil old radio tower!

i would run away from the barrage of flower attacks causing destoruction along the way suddenly  i would spot an red motorcycle

the toukkisrob:hey that's perfect!

i would hop on it as the flowers would come at me  i would dodge them and then finally  i  would make it to the tower

the toukkisrob:sorry for stealing that motorcycle! Akira!

flower devil:hmph...you seem to be trying to escape....

suddenly she would shoot flower grapling hooks at me but  i would dodge them grabbing from them and then i would turn arround punching her causing her to get dizzy i would climb on top of the tower

https://youtu.be/6pWwVrVUsGo

the toukkisrob:everyoneeeee!!!

the toukkisrob:the famous flower girl from macross 7 has betrayed you all she has sent out destoructions at you all!

suddenly every anime character would listen

the toukkisrob:we are at the old radio tower

flower girl:don't you dare!

the toukkisrob:everyone give me your power!

 i would go on top of the power and start flying

flower girl:what are you doing????

suddenly bunch of energy from every anime ever would come into me some bad some good some not so great some happy some sad some angry some weak some strong some diffrent some ovas some movies some series

the toukkisrob:this shall be my awakeninggg!

https://youtu.be/P3BzWE68L94

suddenly  i would feel the energy over take my body creating an new form for me

then  i would teleport cure happy and candy with me

the toukkisrob:since.... i have the powers...of every anime in exsistence....i  can give you powers....

cure happy:i wish  i could be more free

candy:i  wish i could be more human

then i  would smirk

i would point at cure happy's smile pact

the toukkisrob:now with powers of gear 5 luffy drums of liberation you shall become the sun goddess!

gear 5 cure happy:now this....i  can feel the freedom!

cure happy would start laughing nonstop

candy:kuru?

the toukkisrob:and you shall have  hito hito no mi!

i  would give her the fruit and she would eat it fast suddenly she could use all of the points

candy:kuru!

suddenly candy would use walk point

candy:hop on!

gear 5 cure happy:yes hahahahaha

flower devil:what do you think you are doing?

the toukkisrob:fighting you!

we would run towards flower girl the cure happy would punch her with an cartoony streight

flower devil:arghtttt

then  i would jump into the air spinning my fist and using energy from diffrent animes

the toukkisrob:haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i would punch her to the gut and then gear 5 cure happy would take an frying pan and hitting her in the head and then we would ping pong using her as the ping pong ball

flower devil:enough!

flower devil:you shall all!!! take the!!! blameeee

flower devil would realise she could not walk on air and she would fall down

the toukkisrob:rassen....haaa!

i would use rasengan and kamehamehaa mixed and she would get terribly hit losing one of her flower boquet arms

flower girl:you all shall pay....

then candy would hit her with her hair

the toukkisrob:alll of anime....especially.....basara....nekki.....

i would take gon's rock paper scisors stance

the toukkisrob:attackkk!!!

then i would punch flower girl in the gut causing her to go off of the transformation

flower girl:uhhh....

flower girl would notice that she didn't have no arm and she would be really weak 

flower girl:i have final poem to say....

flower girl:Life is the breath, and death the quiet sleep,But memories are treasures that we keep.I am the whisper in the quiet breeze,I am the laughter in the rustling trees.If you call my name, I am waiting there,Just around the corner, in the gentle air

then she would turn silent and pass away

i would go power down from my awakened form causing cure happy and candy to do the same

the toukkisrob:sadly  i need to go.....my friends from my original universe...are waiting for me....

and  then i would sigh

the toukkisrob:readers...too....if they are binging this fanfic when the story is finished....you know all of the call backs when it's time....

i would laugh silently...

the toukkisrob:thank you....

i would see this dimension's cure sunny, tanjiro, yuji,todo, and every anime character in exsistence(cannon or not) 

i would tear up

cure sunny:will we see again?

the toukkisrob:if parody wizard opens the portal anytime then yes we will see one day....i will take care of my dimension's Akane Hino....

cure sunny:goodbye

the toukkisrob:thank you trurly everyone

parody wizard would be crying  

parody wizard:oh my....this is an masterpiece in my standards....you have earnt your way home....to your own dimension just fly upwards....untill you see chapter 106? okay?

the toukkisrob:can we play the ending theme still?

parody wizard:this wouldn't be an chapter wihtout it...

https://youtu.be/Rwzy6Qt8gq8

(thank you for the reader reading throught this chapter)