𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝑩𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕

A/N: Im disappointed in the animation for the second season :( might drop the anime and move on...but im manifesting that it won't actually look like this and that everything will be okay :).

1st Person POV

You would not believeee the nasty shit I just saw. Well, things we're cleared up and it was a misunderstanding, but I think I saw Emma you-know-what-ing Takemichi's no-no square.

"What?! That's so gross!" Hinata said, gripping the curtains as she stared at the very sus scene.

"Huh? What-" Then Takemichi realized.

"Wait, i-it's not what it looks like, Hina! Th-th-th-this isn't-" Takemitchy said, but Hina slapped him. I kinda felt bad so I held her back, being the good friend I am.

"I'm SURE there is a way to explain what's going on here." I said. "You're so dirty minded, Hina."

Hinata blushed and I let go off her.

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When Takemichi got let go from the hospital, we were at his house and I was watching him put together a big puzzle.

"Sweet!" Takemichi said when he finished.

Then, the door opened and we saw Takemichi's wonderful friends.

"What? You're already out of the hospital?" Yamagishi asked.

"How are we supposed to talk to hot nurses now?" Makoto said.

"Come on, bro. Those nurses tryna do their job. They don't want you." I said jokingly to Makoto.

"Your such a bully, Y/n!" Makoto fake cried and I laughed.

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"Are you sure you're okay? Aren't you supposed to be in bed?" Akkun asked, while Yamagishi played around with Takemichi's stuff and Makoto looked for no-no magazines.

"Yeah...Did you find anything out about Mikey-kun or Draken-kun?" Takemichi asked.

"Yeah, sorta..." Akkun said, looking down.

"So things are bad?" Takemichi said.

"The hell's this?" Makoto said, looking at Takemichi's puzzle.

"Dude, how many pieces is this puzzle?" Yamagishi asked.

"Maybe you could move this piece a little..." Makoto said, touching the puzzle.

Takemichi screamed and said, "Don't touch that! That took me three days to finish!"

"Jeez, you're so loud! You need to chill out." I said, looking up from the manga I was reading.

Takemichi sweatdropped and laughed nervously. "Sorry about that..."

"It's cool." I said, flipping the page of my manga.

"Three days?" Yamagishi said, "Damn, you must've been bored."

"What was I supposed to do? I was told to stay in bed." Takemichi said, with a grumpy look on his face.

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After talking about the incident between Mikey and Draken for a while we heard the man, Draken himself.

"Who are you namedropping now?" Draken said, surprising everyone.

"How did he get in here?" I asked, genuinely confused.

"Draken-kun!" Everyone said with gobsmacked looks on they're faces.

"Hey, Drake." I said.

"Hey," He said, then he smiled at Takemichi. "I came to see how you're doing, Takemitchy."

"Damn, it's hot in this room. Is it because there's a bunch of dudes in here?" Draken said.

"It does stank..." I mumbled. "Also, I'm not a dude."

"I don't think that's what he meant about it being hot..." Akkun said.

"Oh word? Sorry..." I said.

"What're y'all just standing there for? I bought a watermelon. Let's eat."

"Y-yes, sir!" The boys said.

"Why are y'all yelling 🥲." I said.

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After devouring some melon, Draken spoke.

"So Pah's gonna be in the slammer for at least a year."

"Damn..." I whispered.

"How's Osanai from Moebius?" Takemichi asked.

"He's alive. If he died, Pah would be in jail until he was an adult." Draken answered.

"How's Mikey-kun?" Takemitchy said, stupidly.

"Bruh." I said and Draken slammed his hand down on Takemitchy's puzzled so fast before anyone could say "oh my god what happened to virgil".

"That asshole!" Draken sneered.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Takemichi screamed at his now ruined puzzle.

"Oh, sorry." Draken said, half-assed.

"My last 72 hours just went down the drain!" Takemichi screamed.

"And I friggin apologized, didn't I?!" Draken said, pissed.

"Right got it. I just spent the last 72 hours finishing this without sleeping, that's all..." Takemichi said, sadly.

"I fix it for you, if you want." I said to Takemichi.

"Thanks..." Takemichi said, his face lighting up a bit.

"Anyways..." Draken said, rising up. "I'm done with Mikey. Toman's finished."

"Are you sure about that?" I said, raising an eyebrow.

"What are you talking about? Finished? You're kidding right??"

"Sorry for bothering you." Draken said, leaving.

"Hey! Hey, wait!" Takemichi said. "Draken-kun!" Takemichi then proceeded to follow Draken outside.

"Toman splitting up?"Yamagishi said.

"Maybe it's for real." Makoto said.

I walked over to Takemichi's window so I could see what was happening outside.

Mikey was outside and Draken spotted him!

"Y'all might wanna see this." I said, getting some chips out of my bag. The Mizo Mid all looked out the window with me.

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"Huh? The hell are you doing here?" Mikey said to Draken.

"What? What the hell are you doing here?" Draken said.

"Oh shit! Oh shit!" Makoto said.

"Mikey-kun's here!" Yamagishi said.

"Talk about bad timing!" Akkun said.

"Shit's gettin' real!" Takuya said.

"I came to see how Takemitchy's doing." Mikey said.

"Well, so did I." Draken said.

"Huh? Takemitchy's my friend." Mikey said. "Who asked you to come here? Right, Takemitchy?"

They then proceeded to argue over who was Takemitchy's friend.

"Wait a minute! Wait a damn minute, you two!" Takemitchy said.

"Man, don't do it..." I said, still spectating from the window.

"Is he really trying to stop them?" Akkun said.

"Does he have a death wish??!" Makoto said.

"He just got out of the hospital." Takuya said.

"For real!" I said.

"I don't know what happened but fighting's bad!" Takemichi said trying to break them up.

"Why aren't you helping him, Y/n?" Makoto asked me.

"I don't see any of y'all running down there to help, so why should I?" I asked.

That shut him up.

"Both of you, calm down!" Takemitchy said.

Draken grabbed Takemitchy by his collar (and made him pay a dollar).

"Hey, who the hell do you think you are?!" Draken said, getting awfully close to poor Takemitchy's face.

Mikey then walked somewhere and picked up a whole ass bike.

"Shit, man. Gotta go." I said, speeding out of Takemitchy's room and down the stairs.

When I got down those stair and out the door, Mikey was about to throw the bike.

"Okay, time to put my catching skills to use..." I whispered to myself.

"Mikey-kun?! That's my precious Hayate!" Takemichi yelled.

Mikey threw the bike and before it hit the wall, I caught it and put it down.

Takemichi yelled in dispair, not seeing I caught his stuff. I think he was more worried about Mikey and Draken hurting each other.

"Are you friggin' serious?" Draken said picking up a bat.

"Draken! That's the golden bat I used to hit my first home run in the 4th grade!" Takemichi yelled.

How sweet... I thought.

But Draken did the unthinkable. He didn't throw the bat at Mikey, he snapped in half.

Takemichi cried out loud.

They began to throw more stuff, and I began to catch as many as I could.

I was fucking wheezing because of all the running around and catching I had to do.

Mikey and Draken glared at each other now that they had no more stuff to throw.

"We gonna settle this here?"Mikey asked, glaring up at Draken.

"Bring it on." Draken said, glaring down at Mikey.

"Whitney, give me strength..." I said as I plopped down on the ground and looked up at the sky. I am so tired of this bullshit.

Takemichi got up and he looked like he was about to set something on fire. "You assholes...cut the shit!"

"Whitney, please don't let him get killed..." I said, still praying to Whitney Houston.

"Wha?" Mikey and Draken said looking at Takemichi motherfucker-ly.

Mizo Mid was still looking from the window.

"My precious memories...You just ruined half of them! And poor Y/n is dying over there because she struggled to catch them all!"

Then Draken and Mikey looked me and all the stuff they broke, like they had no idea they did that.

"When did that happen?" Draken asked stupidly.

"MOTHERFUCKER I WILL DRAG YOU BY THAT UGLY ASS-" I started but took a breath and sat back down.

They all sweatdropped at me and Takemichi raised his fist and started swinging at Mikey.

"Don't give me that shit!" He said. Mikey dodged his punches easily and Takemichi fell in a pile of trash.

"You good, Takemitchy?" Mikey said.

Takemichi wiggled out of the trash bags and yelled, "Shut up!"

"You could give a rat's ass about my memories, huh?!" Takemichi yelled.

"Okay, calm down, dude." Draken said.

"Calm down?! Calm down my ass! You're the ones who went all crazy!" Takemichi said, grabbing Draken's collar. Oh how the turn-tables.

"Takemichi!" Akkun yelled coming out of the house, followed by Takuya, Makoto, and Yamagishi.

"Takemichi, don't! Do you have a death wish!?" Akkun said, holding Takemichi back.

"Shut up and let go of me!" Takemichi said, kicking.

"Takemichi, stop man." I said getting up and running over. I didn't get too close, because there was a piece of shit in his hair.

"You don't give a shit about what happens to those around you, do you?!" Takemichi yelled at Draken.

"Sorry, man. We didn't mean to hurt you." Draken said.

I rolled my eyes at him. That was so half-assed.

"You don't even know I exist, do you?!" Takemichi yelled.

"Motherfucker, what?" I said looking at Takemichi motherfucker-ly.

"Takemichi, stop!" Akkun said, still struggling to hold him back.

"You don't care...And that's why you're fighting." Takemichi said.

"Takemichi..." Akkun said as Takemichi dramatically fell to the ground.

His eyes started to water. Poor baby...

"You don't...you don't realize how much trouble you cause for people around you when you two fight, do you?" Takemichi said. "All the people who looked up to you two ended up fighting, too! This isn't just your problem! You're gonna split Toman apart!"

We all just looking at him while he talk because he don't realize he has a piece of shit in his hair.

I looked at Mikey like, "so who gonna tell him?" and he looked at me like "girl, i don't know" so we just kept listening to Takemichi.

"Takemitchy..." Mikey said, approaching Takemichi.

"Go home." Takemichi said.

"You know, this whole time...you've had a shit on your head." Mikey said and that's when I lost it.

I started giggling. Takemichi looked so stupid lmao 🤭.

Takemichi looked, and started to rub his hair to get it out.

"Eww! What the shit?!" He yelled.

"HA! Yeah, shit!" I said, laughing harder.

"That's hella gross, Takemitchy!" Draken said.

We all started to back away from him.

"Why didn't you tell me sooner?!" Takemichi cried out.

Mikey laughed, "You were just so serious!"

"Serious?! That's because you two-"

"Run, Ken-chin and Y/n! The shit's gonna catch us!" Mikey said, and he grabbed my hand and we started running.

"God, you reek!" Draken commented.

"Y/n, get your ass back here and help me!" I heard Takemichi yell behind us.

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"Man, that was hilarious." Draken said.

"Haven't laughed like that in a while." Mikey said.

"You friggin reek." Draken said.

"I washed my hair, okay?"

"With shampoo?" I asked, still smelling shit.

"Yes, Y/n, with shampoo." Takemichi said.

"Bullshit." I said and Mikey and Draken laughed again.

"Come on, Y/n! Stop messing around!" Takemichi said.

"Alright, alright I'm sorryyy." I said.

"I was wrong, Mikey." Draken said after his laughter died down.

"Nah, I'm sorry." Mikey said to Draken.

"Why were you guys even fighting?" Takemichi asked.

"I forgot." They both said.

"Pft..." I scoffed.

Mikey hopped up and said, "But Ken-chin was right. Pah ended up turning himself in."

Mikey stared into the sun.

"He's gonna burn his eyes out..." I thought.

It was silent for a while, then Mikey spoke again.

"Let's celebrate lots when Pah's a free man." He smiled back at us.

Draken smiled and they got up and walked over to Akkun and Takuya.

"Takemichi! You're amazing, dude!" Yamagishi said.

"You got those two to make up." Makoto said.

"That's insane!" Yamagishi said.

Takemichi laughed.

"Good job, Takemichi." I said and he smiled at me as a thank you.

After a while we heard a voice. "Takemichi-kun!" Hinataaa!

"Hina!" Takemichi said and sat up.

"I'm here, too." Emma said.

"Hey Emma! Hey Hinata!" I said waving at them happily.

"Hi, Y/n-chan!" Hinata said.

"Hey, Y/nnn." Emma said, smiling at me.

We're totally besties! <3.

"What's up?" Takemichi said, walking over to them.

"Um..." said Hinata.

"Go on, ask him!" Emma pushed.

"Are you free on August 3rd?" Hinata said.

Takemichi's eyes widened.

"She wants to go to the festival with you, Takemitchy!" Emma said.

"Yeah, we can go!" Takemichi said happily.

Hinata looked overjoyed.

"See? I told you he would say yes!" Emma said. "The dudes your boyfriend after all."

Aww this is sooo cute!" I squealed looking at them both.

Takemichi and Hinata both laughed in boyfriend and girlfriend and me and Emma looked at them.

"Huh?" Emma said looking over at Draken and Mikey.

"Yo, Emma." Draken said to Emma.

"Go over, go over!" I said pushing her.

"I am, I am." Emma said and she ran over.

"You guys made up? What the hell!" Emma said. "But you two were seriously fighting!"

"Shut up, Emma." Mikey said.

"Were we really?" Draken said.

"I was worried, damn it!" Emma said.

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That's all, folks! <3