✮⋆˙ Lover boy Feely

★ THURSDAY 20th JANUARY ★

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU BASTARD!" A woman at number 18 shouted at the top of her lungs

Flinging clothes out her window ruthlessly, they all landed atop of who I assumed was her husband's head. Picking them up with a furious scowl, he held them in his arms as he shouted back up at her

"ASH COME ON, IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING!" He called up to her, desperately trying to make her see sense "I SWEAR, I LOVE THE BONES OF YA!"

Both me and Cadhla were peaking out of her bedroom window nosily, to watch the drama unfold, Cadhla nursed a cup off tea and took a long sip before gasping dramatically "So he cheated on her, fair enough Ash. I'd do the same thing to be honest"

I shrugged "Nah, I would probably set his car on fire and slash all the tires. But they would never prove it's me, so whoever my hypothetical husband is would just go insane thinking about who it was"

Cadhla hummed, agreeing with me "I guess revenge would be better"

I nodded with a chuckle before retreating from the window. Plopping myself down on her bed, I nudged Liam who was currently face down beside me as he groaned into the pillow for the millionth as if he was some tortured main character in a depressing film

Shoving his shoulder, I managed to turn his body over so now he wasn't actively suffocating himself with that pillow "Still upset?"

"Suspended Danny" He exasperated, squeezing his eyes shut as if that would help his agony "Now I can't see Shannon. I swear the universe hates me" With one last dramatic groan he picked up the pillow again and smushed into his face

On tuesday Liam had earned himself a suspension and a lecture from Mr. Twomey after accidentally jumping on someone as he was skateboarding to avoid crashing into a car. It made no sense that Liam leaped at said person instead of just swerving to the side like a sane human being

But hey, Liam just does Liam. Logic be damned

Yanking it away from him, I rolled my eyes as he reached for it again "Calm down lover boy, you'll see her soon. But hey look on the bright side, you'll totally have that bad boy charm now-"

I was cut off with a loud shush from Cadhla, she squinted her eyes as she pointed at the window "No fucking way, that's Darla's mam and da. Look"

Both of us jumped up and rushed over to see what she was talking about. And like she said a familiar small blonde hurried over to the front door, completely ignoring her parents screaming match in the front. Her mam now was standing outside, shoving her husband back as he made an attempt of reaching for her

Her parents ignored as well when she quickly passed them and rushed into their house as if the devil was at her heels

"I didn't know Darla lived here" Cadhla mused, still watching as her parents continued to shout at eachother like they were something out of a soap

This just made me feel weird, snooping on my friends private life was all kinds of wrong. I would fucking hate it if someone ever spied on my messy arse life

"Right enough of this now, this is just sad" I huffed, dragging them both back "We all seriously need lives"

That made Liam sniffle "I had a life. A beautiful one but the cruel world ripped it away from me" He wailed as he flopped on the bed again

"Stop being so depressing Liam" Cadhla rolled her eyes, sitting down next to him "It's killing the vibe"

He lifted his head to glare at her "Well i'm sorry that my tragic life is bumming you out"

"Apology accepted" She giggled, cheekily as she flicked her hair behind her shoulder

"I hate you guys" Liam grumbled, rolling his eyes as he fell backwards again

Pinching his cheeks as an old mammy would do, Cadhla laughed as he batted her hands away "No, you love us"

Moving over to her CD player, Cadhla picked up The Killers Hot Fuss album and placed it into the speaker. Somebody Told Me by The Killers played through it, the music softly humming in the background

"Omigod have you guys listen to Gwen Stefani's new single? Hollaback Girl?" Cadhla asked, picking up her Vogue magazine from the side. She lied down on her stomach with her elbows propping her up as she flicked through the magazine

I nodded my head, lying down next to her "Mhmm, you heard the remix?"

"Yup, I can't lie i'm not a fan" She added, humming along to the music

"Ooo Gemma Ward" Liam cooed, eyeing the model on the page "You know, if you dyed her hair brown, made her shorter and made her eyes a darker blue she would look like Shannon"

Me and Cadhla both tilted our heads, trying to picture it "Nah, Shannon has bigger lips" I added, shaking my head 

"She has lovely lips, they always look so pink" Cadhla noted

Liam scrunched up his nose, confused and scandalised "Why you looking at her lips for?"

"We're girls Liam. We look at everything" I divulged, turning the page of the magazine

Cadhla hummed in agreement "Yup, worse than lads sometimes. Well we are anyways"

"Weirdos" He muttered under his breath before turning back around to continue his moping

Suddenly, the sound of Sexyback by Justin Timberlake cut into the peaceful silence. The music playing loudly from Cadhla's phone

And I have never seen a girl sit up quicker, she clutched her phone as the ringtone continued to play as she stared down at it as if it was 24 karat gold "Holy shit, holy shit, holy motherfucking shit. It's Harry"

I scoffed, cocking a brow at my best friend "You made the ringtone for him Sexyback?"

"Shut up" She spluttered, still eyeing the phone as if it was going to eat her

"You going to answer it?" I chuckled, sitting up as well

Cadhla nodded, then she took a deep breath before picking up the call "Hey, what's up"

"Who's Harry?" Liam whispered into my ear as we both watched Cadhla's cheeks turn crimson as she spoke

"This guy she's obsessed with" I whispered back "Now shut up, I need to eavesdrop"

Twirling a strand of her hair with  her fingers, Cadhla played the part of a teenage girl with a crush perfectly well "Oh really? Well I have to say, i'm flattered" She purred, flirting like a woman on the prowl

"Slut" I loudly coughed into my hand, snapping her head to me, Cadhla picked up a pillow and launched at me before going back to talking with Harry like we all didn't existed

"My annoying best friend" She huffed, shooting me glare

"Hello Harry Seddon" I mischievously began, leaning forward to talk into her phone as I put the call on speaker while Cadhla shot me a warning look "How are you today, Mr. British tortured bad boy, with green eyes to die for" I said, mimicking Cadhla's voice

Clasping a hand around my mouth, Cadhla turned even more pink with mortification "Don't listen to her, she's a schizo. She's insane"

Harry chuckled from the other line "You been talking about me, baby"

My jaw dropped, I completely stilled as I slowly dragged my wide eyes to gape at my best friend who now resembled a tomato. She bit her lips as her eyes blinked rapidly like she couldn't believe the words that he just said

She quickly schooled her features before responding with a measly "No"

"I don't believe ya" Harry devilishly murmured, his essex accent strong "Bet you're blushing right now"

With one last scandalous look, Cadhla turned it off speaker and held the phone to her ear as she hurried out of the room so we couldn't hear the rest of her filthy conversation.

"That little whore, bet she's having phone sex right now" I said, staring at the door absolutely baffled by my best friends behaviour 

Liam sat up beside me, scoffing "Girls are so weird"

・❥・ Authors notes

Btw I imagined Harry's accent as Vinni Hunters from educating essex

Actually love this trio tho 😛