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So, do you know those aus where for some reason all woman in existence fall for Rimuru just because he smiled to them, teased them, was kind, etc?

That made me think, what if that did happen and the woman started fighting for his attention and love(I'm going to assume those that had been in a relationship broke up with their lovers before this or maybe they aren't part of it...it will depend on the person who writes this idea) just not in front of Rimuru.

The guys noticing this, instead of feeling jealousy or something like that, decided to move on as if they fell so easily for someone else, it meant none of them were to be(still debating if Youm/Mjur will separate or not...I do like this ship).

But as it seemed like all the woman fell for Rimuru(who was completely oblivious to it and Ciel was kind enough to not tell him or Rimuru would have a heart/panic attack besides she wouldn't let just anyone get with her master...Ciel and Rimuru would have a platonic relationship for this), they could only move on by getting with a man.

So, at first they weren't completely sure how to move on but the guys started to hang out more often and somehow ended up falling for each other.

Some pairings I had in mind were: Benimaru/Souei(I love this ship but if you like Benimaru with his wives more then maybe had Souei to the relationship or make Souka still continue in love with Souei and they end up together), Hiiro/Masayuki, Carrion/Gabiru(both ships make no sense but they suddenly came to my mind and don't seem to want to leave), Guy/Leon(Guy took another approach and succeeded in seducing Leon xD), Veldora/Draguel(their dates are probably them fighting each other or Veldora turned Draguel into an otaku xD...and yes, I am ignoring that technically Draguel died in canon), Kurobe/Riguru(because why not? They seem that they would be great together)...and any other ship you may like or prefer because at the moment none other comes to my mind(if you don't like any of the previous ships, you may use others, these was just me mentioning those that came to my mind)

But the more interesting part comes that one day, one of the woman(probably Shion or one of the primordial demonesses) decided to invade Rimuru's office while he was working and ask him which of them(all woman he knows) does he wish to marry or have as a first wife.

To which Rimuru looks up confused from his paperwork to ask why he would be looking for a wife or more than one when he was already married which of course creates more chaos as everyone(even the guys) start asking who did he marry only for someone to appear/enter and grab Rimuru's hand to show that both of them have a wedding ring on said hands(the person could be any of the other guys or if you prefer Rimuru with a woman then one that doesn't get any attention in fics like Haruna, Eren, Towa, etc)

Why this? I just think it would be funny for the girls to realize they lost even before the fight truly began and even if they wanted to try again with one of the other guys, most of them are already dating and don't plan to leave their lovers for them even if they were their exes(and because it annoys me how in some fics the mc gets all woman to fall for him by accident even when they have been in love and happily together with someone for years).