Chapter 27

I wake up to someone putting their hand on my cheek. I slowly opened my eyes to see Simon crouched down on the floor so I smile at him.

Simon: We've got that Tinder video to film. We're leaving in half an hour okay.

Simon says quietly. I sit up and go over to my suitcase. I was too tired to unpack yesterday so my clothes were all still in there.

I pull out a cute matching set of clothes. It was red and had dragons over it. I also got out a leather jacket just in case I got chilly. I also grabbed out some red heels that I found in my other suitcase and looked back at Simon who was still in my room.

Me: Excuse me.

Simon: Oh yeah sorry.

I go into the bathroom and jump in the shower quickly washing my body. From what took 5 minutes in the shower only took 3 as I still had to shave my legs and everywhere else.

I jump out the shower and dry myself, putting the skirt and top on after. I put my wig on and adjusted it so it won't fall off and added some makeup.

I brushed my teeth and then headed out the bathroom, grabbing my jacket, heels and phone and run downstairs where all the boys were waiting in the kitchen. I sat at the bottom of the step and put my heels on quickly and slide my jacket over my shoulders.

Simon: Bloody hell that was quick.

Me: You guys ready or what?

They all laugh and we go out to the cars. I get in with Vik and he starts driving to where they film the videos. It was only a few minutes away so we got there in no time.

We were one of the first people to get there apart from the camera men and the boys told me to wait in this room so I did. A bit later a few other girls come in. They were just random people from random places and we began talking.

One by one they went away until only I was left. I get called by one of the camera men and taken onto the set. The camera man goes through what I have to do and I nod before walking on. There was a few unfamiliar faces but that didn't bother me. I recognised them but I guess I forgot who they are.

Me: Hello I'm Kaylee, I'm 17 and I'm from London.

The first guy who happens to be Vik walks up.

Vik: Hello I'm Vik, I'm 17 and I'd appreciate it if you swiped left as you are my step sister.

The boys all laugh and so do I. I swipe left just for him and then Ethan walks up.

Ethan: Hello I'm Ethan, I'm 17 and I really wanna have really rough sex with you.

My eyes widen and I look into the camera with a shocked face while the boys behind Ethan start laughing.

Me: Nahhhh sorry Ethan but that's too straight forward.

I swipe left for him and he walks away all sad. Then an unfamiliar face walks up.

Stephen: Hello I'm Stephen, I'm 16, and is your name Kaylee?

He pauses for a second and I look at him confused raising an eyebrow.

Stephen: Because I wanna put you in the boot of my car and kidnap you.

I instantly burst out laughing as he knew what he said. Everyone had heard of me and I didn't really care anymore but this guy is hilarious. The guys behind him all stood in shock while I was still laughing.

Me: That was a good one actually, go on then.

I swipe right and all the guys are confused. Next comes up Simon.

Simon: Hello, I'm Simon, have you lost your virginity? Do you want mine?.

We all burst out laughing again.

Me: I don't think I can take it from you twice but sure.

I swipe right for Simon. The next person to walk up is Harry and he's holding a piece of paper.

Harry: Hello, I'm Harry and I've wrote you a poem.

Me: Aww how sweet.

Harry: Roses are red, there's a Italian meat called salami, I've had 210 wanks and my cocks like a peperami.

Yet again the boys start laughing.

Me: Eww no thanks.

I swipe left for Harry and then another unfamiliar face appears.

Cal: Hello I'm Callux, and we actually have a lot in common.

Me: Oh really, what's that?

Cal: Well I've had cancer and you have it now so I guess that's what we have in common.

Me: Seems like the only thing as well mate.

I say and swipe left. This is really fun actually.

JJ: Hello I'm JJ and do you have any Nigerian in you?

Me: No...

JJ: Do you want some?

Me: Fuck it why not.

I laugh and swipe right which causes a massive argument.

Ethan: Wait why the fuck are you swiping on him and not me.

Me: Because he's got the bbc.

Then the room starts laughing and the next person comes forward.

Tobi: Hello, I'm Tobi and I wanna show you my favourite dance move.

He then spins to the ground and stands back up.

Me: I mean if you're gonna teach it me then I'll swipe right.

He says he will and I swipe right. Then I guess this guy was freezy as he was the only guy left that I didn't know.

Callum: Hello my names Calfreezy, I'm 19 and I've got a flat mate that can sort you £60 for a gram.

Me: Jeez. Yeah go on then.

The boys laugh at my response. Then finally Josh comes out.

Josh: Hello I'm Josh and if I can do a handstand for 5 seconds will you swipe right.

Me: Sure go ahead.

He takes everything out his pockets and puts them on the floor. He stands up with his arms in the air and then goes into a handstand falling backwards and not even lasted 1 second.

Me: Ahh and I thought all that learning in school had helped. Sorry Josh.

I swipe left and then we finish off the video. The boys all stand around in a circle so I join in going in between Simon and JJ.

I squeeze my way in and Simon wraps his arm around my shoulder. Even though I was wearing heels I was still really small and he basically used me as an arm rest.

JJ: So this is Kaylee. Kaylee this is Stephan, Cal and Cal.

Me: Hiya. Uno what Stephen yours was actually really funny.

Stephen: I'm surprised you didn't get mad.

Me: Well you gotta suck some things up.

Ethan: Like my dick!

Me: No Ethan. You have a better chance of finding your dad then me sucking your dick.

The rest of the boys laugh at my roast. I didn't really mean to say it he just made me pissed off.

Anyways we all left set and Simon still had his arm wrapped around my shoulder.

Simon: So then, are you going to take my virginity again?

Me: Fuck off Simon. Take me on a date first and then we'll see.

I joke with him but I think he took it seriously as he unwrapped his arm from around me and went on his phone.

I got into Viks car and we went home. I couldn't wait until I go back to Italy and show the boys around. It is honestly the most beautiful city I have ever seen.