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Devil Incarnate *Sends picture of empty half of bed with outstretched arm*

MeI'm not sure what to do with that...

Devil IncarnateYou can tell me why I woke up alone this morningBecause I didn't go to sleep alone

MeMaybe you should reflect on your actions

Devil IncarnateActions? I was a perfect gentleman.

MePerfect gentlemen don't text like this.

Devil IncarnatePerfect gentlemen also don't like waking up cold.Especially when I had a perfectly warm body against me last night

MeSounds like a you problem.

Devil IncarnateSounds like a we problemYou can't seriously be mad!

MeI'm not madBut I'm not coming back, either

Devil IncarnatePeaches, you are being ridiculousPandas are cute!

MeYou said my toenails were sharper than a red pandas claws

Devil IncarnateI could have said your feet were as cold as a polar bear's noseWould that have been better

MeNo...

Devil IncarnateOk, but maybe we should get you some clippers.

Me I just had a pedicure!Your legs are too sensitive

Devil IncarnateI'd seek a refund

MeI'm never sleeping over againBlocked!