𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙨𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡

𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙠 𝙇𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙮?

ᵗʰⁱˢ ᶜʰᵃᵖᵗᵉʳ ʰᵃˢ ⁿᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡ ᵖˡᵒᵗ ˡⁱⁿᵉ

ᖭི༏ᖫྀ

"LUFFY YOU BURNT IT AGAIN" I yelled looking at him burn the 5th turkey we've put in the oven

"Well at least this time it's less burnt than the last one" he smiled

"Luffy we don't have time for this , if Sanji finds out we burnt this one again he'll be pissed" I yelled

"It'll be fine let's just go buy one again" luffy said

I looked at the time and we had 3 more hours left before out dinner started

"We have time let's go" I said getting the keys

We got into the car and drove to the store

We went to the meat section and my biggest fear

"THERES NO MORE FUCKING TURKEY" I yelled at the man , feeling my anger and anxiety rise since we only have 2 hour and 30 minutes left

"Im afraid not ma'am , the lady over there took them all already" the man said pointing at a lady with 10 turkeys on her shopping cart and a dog walking beside her 

"THAT FUCKING FAT ASS IM GOING TO FUCKING STRANGLE THIS FUCKING STUPID ASS BITCH WITH HER UGLY ASS FUCKING DOG" I said kicking and knocking down a stack of sprites

"Y/n it's okay calm down" Luffy laughed while I was still cussing her out

"THATS WHY YOU LOOK LIKE THAT , YOU FUCKING IDIOTIC BIT-" before I could even finish cussing Luffy out his middle and index finger into my mouth

Which that definitely made me shut up

"Breathe in , breathe out" he smiled

Looking at luffy and he made me calm down and I ended up doing exactly what he said

"Ma'am I'm sorry but I'm going to have to kick you out for that" the man told me pointing to the knocked down sprites I kicked

I rolled my eyes

"We can still go to another store real quick" Luffy said as we where outside of the store

"Yeah you're right" I said

𝟭𝟬 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OUT OF TURKEY" I screamed at an employee

"That guy took them all" she pointed to three old man carrying two turkeys

"THATS IT IM DONE , IM GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM" I screamed pulling up my sleeves

Before I could walk any further Luffy grabbed me by the hips stopping me

And I guess I was a little to loud because one of the men turned around and said "That's right tame your little dog"

Luffy's face quickly changed to angry and this time I was the one who had to stop Luffy

And just like that we where kicked out of the store AGAIN

"I'm done with today" I said scratching my head

"I think Shanks and Makino have a farm , we could go there and take one of their turkeys" Luffy suggested

"I don't really know the whole process of killing a living animal and then cooking it" I said

"Well I do" Luffy said

"You do?" I asked

"Yeah Garp used to throw me into the jungle and I had to learn how to do it from there" Luffy smiled

After a moment of thinking I said "fine let's go"

We got to shanks little farm and left him a note saying

"Hey shanks I'm going to steal one of your turkeys and eat it for thanksgiving                               - Love Luffy and Y/n"

"Hm which one do we pick" I said looking at all 10 of the turkeys

"Hey these turkeys kinda look familiar" I said

"Shishishi that one looks like Zoro" luffy laughed pointing at a turkey with a scar in its eye and one green feather

"Yes he does" I laughed

Luffy jumped over the fence

"Be careful" I said

Luffy tried to tackle one of the the turkeys but the turkey quickly ran away

"Awe man these turkeys are stubborn" he frowned

"I'm pretty sure if I was a turkey I wouldn't want to get eaten either" is laughed

After like 10 minutes of Luffy trying to catch a turkey , I guess the turkeys got pretty tired and they all started chasing him around

"AHHH Y/N HELP ME" he cried running around

"You're made out of rubber aren't you" I yelled

"I am but for some reason it still hurts when these ones poke me" he yelled

"Then jump over the fence" I said

He did as I told him but that didn't stop the turkeys they jumped over the fence and started chasing both of us this time

"Fuck fuck fuck" I yelled

After running around some time we where in a dead end

The turkeys had us cornered us near a wall

"Now who is going to be the thanksgiving dinner" one of the turkeys said

I turned to look at Luffy and he had the same confusion on his face as me

"Did you hear that" I asked

"Hey turkey did you say something" Luffy asked

"Yes I did" one of them replied

"AHHHH" I yelled

On the other hand Luffy was exited "WOW WHATS YOUR NAME" He said kneeling down

"My name is Buggy" the turkey said

Now that he mentioned it the turkey had blue feathers and a red beak

"What the fuck" I whispered

"Wait is there one called Zoro" I asked

The turkey I had first seen with the green feather raised his wing "my names Zoro"

I bursted out laughing

"Let go of me" I heard a turkey yell behind me

I turn around and saw lufffy holding a turkey upside down by its legs

"LUFFY!" I yelled

"What we still need a turkey" Luffy said

"Can we just ask him his name I don't one to get one that I like" I said

"Ok ok , what your name turkey" Luffy said

"It's Akainu" -turkey

"Oh yeah we are definitely taking this one" Luffy said

"Why" I asked

"He's my high school teacher and he tried to expel Ace" he said

"Fair enough"

𝟭 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧

After we finish cooking the turkey without burning it!! We set up the decorations everyone started coming in

"Hey guys" Nami yelled "I brought the mashed potatoes" she said

"I brought the Alcohol" Shanks yelled

After everyone started coming in with more food , we all started eating

"Should we tell them , that they are eating my high school teacher" Luffy whispered to me

"No" I said

When we where done eating we sat down and started watching a movie

But half of us where drinking

"Wow this movie is trash" Ace said already drunk

"You're trash" Shanks said

They both looked at each other for a quick second but then started laughing

"Y'all are trash" Luffy said drinking

Which I've never seen him drunk he usually doesn't even need it I wonder how he's going to be when he's fully drunk

"Woah you're drinking" Shanks laughed

"Awe it's the little baby's first time" Shanks said making a baby voice

While Ace and Usopp laughed

Luffy stuck his tongue out

"Why are you drinking" I asked Luffy since it was rare seeing him drink

"Well for some reason this alcohol taste really good and I just can't stop drinking it" Luffy said

"Oh" I replied

After a few couple minutes Luffy was definitely already drunk

He was shooting Sabo with a nerf gun not that it was weird tho because he would've still been doing that in his normal self

But he was just wobbly

I was starting to get pretty drunk myself tho

Out of nowhere Luffy came to where I was sitting and started kissing me and put his tongue inside of me

"Woah they are getting drunk and nasty superrrrrrrrr perverted" Franky said making his pose

"I love that song" Nami said

(𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙙𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙠 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙣𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙮😭)

"I'm going to put it on the speaker" Nami said putting the song on the speaker

Ace started twerking to the song while all of us laughed

"Please Not again" Sabo said putting his hands together as if he was praying

Ace then started humping the air but it seemed more funny than sexual

because he was pushing his hips back all the way and then pushing them back forward all the way

"Look at me" Usopp said doing the same but doing it more dramatic

"That's not even that good" Ace said

"It's better then yours" Usopp stuck his tongue out

Luffy got on top of the table and took his shirt off

"Woo humping battle" Luffy screamed swinging his shirt around

"Let me show y'all how it's done" Brook said fixing his hair

With one hump Brook fell apart and everyone started laughing

"That wasn't supposed to happen" Brook said almost crying

"Haha guys look at this" Ace said playing around with a bottle that squirted

"Whats in there??" Nami asked more scared than confused

"It's alcohol" He said squirting Nami with it

"Idiot" she slapped him

"Hey isn't there another one" Usopp yelled excitedly

"Yeah its in the kitchen" Ace said

Usopp ran to the kitchen and came back with one of those bottles and filled it up with alcohol too

"Let me see the other one" Usopp said

Ace threw him the bottle and Usopp put it on his chest like if they where boobs and sprayed the bottles

Ace started laughing like and idiot

while Sabo looked disappointed

"Okay I'm done" Sabo got up and he got out of the room

"My turn , My turn , My turn" Shanks said screaming like a little kid

Shanks started doing the same thing with the bottles but then it quickly turned into a fight because they all wanted the bottles

They looked like little teenagers going through puberty

Without them looking Luffy took a bottle and put it near his private part and it made it seem like he was peeing

Luffy started laughing and sprayed all of them with the bottle

They looked at him and started laughing like idiots again

While I was watching them Nami came up beside me with a 100 dollars bill

"Hey y/n if you do what I tell you , I'll give you this dollar" she smirked

"Hmm Depends" I smirked back

She whispered in my ear her plan

I was hesitant but also drunk so all that came out of my mouth was "bet"

As Luffy still had the bottle near his private part I kneeled down in-front of him.

He looked at me and he smirked

When I saw his smirk I felt weak and I turned around

"Nope I can't do this" I said about to get up

"Come on don't be shy princess " he said as he grabbed my chin and made me look up to him

"I told you they where getting drunk and nasty" Franky whispered to Nami

Luffy's abs and chest was shiny from sweating and his arms had his veins but not too noticeable

(If you like really noticeable veins I'm sorry but I just don't like them and also I can't imagine Luffy with really noticeable veins😭)

"Yeah y/n don't you want that dollar" Nami laughed

"AYOOO" Ace pointed towards us

I looked at him Luffy and opened my mouth as he squirted the alcohol in my mouth

He was spraying the bottle with his right hand

while his left hand was resting on my head

"Haha look at them" Shanks laughed

But then his face quickly changed "LOOK AT THEM , GARP IS GOING TO KILL ME" he said as put his hands on his head

Shanks ran to us and split us up

"Awe come on shanks we're not 8" Luffy whined

"Tell that to garp" he said

Luffy just stuck his tongue out at him

The next day everyone diarrhea because of the turkey 👍

ᖭི༏ᖫྀ

𝙄 𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙩𝙛 𝙄 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚💀

𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙛 𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙄'𝙢 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙜𝙤 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙢𝙮 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 😭

𝙮'𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙤 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙪𝙣𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙞𝙩 😔

𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙄 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙮'𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙃𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙨𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜😙🫶