Chapter 1: Mario is Okie-Dokie???

01:01, 18 November 2023

https://youtu.be/4GWgRNZYLMA

Meggy: Is that delicious?

Gino: Mmm...

Meggy: Ready for another one?

Meggy scooped up Gino's food.

Meggy: Here comes the Airplane.

She fed Gino.

Gino: Mmm...

Meggy: Yummy!

Emily: Daddy?

Meggy: Hmm... in fact, where is your Daddy?

Mario: WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SPEEDING?!?!?!

Meggy: I'll be right back, you two.

Meggy went away.

Outside...

Meggy: Um... Mario?

*CAR DRIVES BY*

Mario: OI, SLOW DOWN... THIS IS A SAFE NEIGHBOUR-HOOD!!!

Meggy: Mario, what are you doing?

Mario: What does it look like?!

Meggy: Whoa, easy! Why do you have a Speed Gun?

Mario: Does this Street look like a F1 Race Track?

Meggy: Um...

Mario: OF COURSE, IT DOESN'T!!! This is a 20 mph Zone!!!

*CAR DRIVES BY*

Mario: TOO FAST... KILL YOUR SPEED, YOU PSYCHO-PATH!!!

Meggy: Where did you get that sign?

Mario: I found it!

Meggy: Why are you doing some Speed checking?

Mario: Because, I can! Why not?!

Meggy: You're being ridiculous! Come inside, and feed Emily.

Mario: That's your job!

Meggy: I already fed Gino.

Mario: Then, do the same to Emily!

...

Meggy: Are you feeling okay?

Mario: Yeah, I'm fine... why did you ask? Why wouldn't I be?

Meggy: Um...

Mario: No response... that's what I thought.

*CAR DRIVES BY*

Mario: FOR GOD'S SAKE... 20 OR LESS!!!

Meggy looked at the Speed Gun.

Meggy: He was only going at 22 mph.

Mario: God, what is wrong with people?!

Meggy: Calm down, honey... how about we just come inside and play some video games? How about we play some Online matches on Splatoon 3?

Then...

https://youtu.be/rHTinEcgLn0

Mario: O_O

*DROPS SPEED GUN*

Meggy: M- Mario?

Mario: ...

Meggy: Hey, quit it! What's wrong? Was it something that I said?

Meggy approached Mario.

Meggy: Mario? Are you--

Mario: *SCREAMS* EVERYTHING'S FINE!!! 😡

Meggy: O_O

Emily: Mama!!!

Meggy: *shivers* U- Um... I'm coming, Emily!

Meggy nervously went back inside.

Mario: *sigh* Finally... some peace and quiet.

*CAR DRIVES BY*

Mario: OH, THAT'S IT!!! 😡

Mario quickly got in his Car and drove off.

Mario: WEE-WOO... WEE-WOO... WEE-WOO...

LATER, THAT EVENING...

Meggy: Hey, guys.

SMG4: Hola, Meggy.

Meggy: Um... what's going on?

SMG4: Oh, apparently our new Pub is doing a weekly event where everyone is dressing up and celebrates any Country, every week.

Luigi: This week... it's Mexico.

SMG4: And, they also do a Kids Costume Contest to see which Kid has the best Traditional costume related to that Country.

Luigi: And, whoever wins gets £100, a Book Voucher and a little Trophy.

Meggy: Nice.

Luigi: Next week... it's Germany.

Meggy: Germany? What could go wrong in that Theme?

...

SMG4: Anyways, where's Mario?

Meggy: That's what I wanna talk to you about...

SMG4: Aw, Christ... here we go again... what's going on, now?

Meggy: I think he might be upset about something.

SMG4: Okay?

Meggy: Earlier, he was acting strange... he was doing Speed checking like he was a Cop! And, when I offered him to play some Splatoon 3... he sorta freaked out.

Luigi: Eh?

SMG4: That sounds ridiculous!

Meggy: I know, right?

SMG4: Is he the Neighbour-hood Watch or something?

Luigi: Are you saying that there's something up with Mario?

Meggy: I dunno!

Luigi: We'll have a word with him.

Meggy: Thanks, guys.

Meggy went away.

SMG4: That was strange.

Bob: STUPID CONTEST!!!

Bob appeared.

SMG4: What's the matter with you?

Bob: This stupid Kids Costume Contest, that's what!!!

SMG4: Why?

Bob: Some kid beat us by 1 point... he was wearing the same thing as JubJub was wearing, but he had a Guitar on him for decoration!!!

SMG4/Luigi: ...

SOME-TIME LATER...

SMG4: Yo, Mario.

Mario: ...

Luigi: What's up, Bro?

Mario: ...

SMG4: Wow, something must be upsetting him.

Meggy: What's wrong, Mario? You're freaking me out.

Mario: Everything is Okie-dokie, everyone.

Luigi: No, it's not... are you dumb?

SMG4: He always has been.

*SMACK*

SMG4: Ow...

Meggy: Listen, Mario... you're breaking my Heart, just tell us what's upsetting you... I know there is.

Mario: I don't know what you're talking about! Why are you all acting like that I'm not okay?!

Luigi: Hmm... I think you need a drink.

SMG4: Would you like a can of Guinness or something?

Mario: O_O

SMG4: Um... Mario?

Mario: Get out!

SMG4: Huh?!

Mario: I SAID; GET OUT!!! 😡

Meggy: O_O

SMG4: Jesus, what is something I said?

Luigi: Let's just get out!

SMG4 and Luigi rushed out.

Gino/Emily: Dada?

Mario: Not now, kids... I'm gonna have a sad Shower.

Mario went into the Bathroom.

Meggy: *sigh* Mario...

Outside...

Luigi: Christ, he really is upset!

SMG4: What do you think is wrong with him?

Luigi: You offered him a can of Guinness and he freaked out.

SMG4: What's up with that?

Luigi: Meggy also said that he freaked out when she said about playing Splatoon 3.

SMG4: Hmm... Splatoon 3 and Guinness.

Luigi: Who would be upset about those?

SMG4: O_O

Luigi: You okay?

SMG4: Um... Luigi?

Luigi: Yeah?

SMG4: I think I know what's wrong with him... and I don't think you'll like it.

Luigi: What?

SMG4: We went to Dublin for my 23rd Birthday, over a year ago... and we met someone at the Guinness Storehouse.

Luigi: Did we?

SMG4: Who was it?

Luigi: *gasp* OMG...

SMG4: Let's speak to Meggy.

Luigi: Nah, don't bother... it's Saturday night and Meggy is probably gonna cheer Mario up by doing their Sexy time.

SMG4: But, it's November...

ABOUT ONE HOUR LATER...

Meggy: OK, Mario... the kids are asleep and it's time for some Role-playing! Here I come!

Meggy was dressed up... as the Killer Cowgirl.

Meggy: Howdy, partner... I'm Meggy 'Anne' Spletzer, AKA The Killer Cowgirl from that story that you wrote to me... and it looks like you're too handsome for me to kill you.

Mario: ...

Meggy: And, I really need to fart! I had Beans & Eggs for Lunch.

Mario: ...

Meggy: Um... Mario?

Meggy went over to Mario.

Meggy: Forget No Nut November... I'm gonna cheer you up!

Mario: ...

Meggy: Let me touch something between your Legs.

Meggy touched Mario's... you know...

Meggy: Wait... you're not turned on?!

Mario is too depressed... that he can't even have an Erection.

Meggy: *sigh* Come on, Mario... I thought this was gonna cheer you up!