Killer Queen

"Alright, Mum! We're off to the Cavern!" I shouted, carrying my guitar near the front door.

"Alright, love! Good luck!" Mum smiled widely at me.

I chuckled, walking outside and closing the front door.

The band was right in front of my house in our van.

"Oi, Julia! Ye ready?!" Steven howled.

I ran up to the van, Scott grabbed my guitar and placed it in the back as I got into the van.

"Ready than ever!" The band cheered as Steven raced off to the Cavern.

I leaned over to Scott, "Ey" I whispered. " 'Ow many people you think will be there?" I whispered.

Scott shrugged, "I don't know, it'll be a crowd" He shrugged.

I slowly nodded.

Chuck turned around and started laughing at Scott and I. "Oi! No blow jobs in me van!" He laughed.

I slapped Chuck on his shoulder, "Shut up ye ginger, I was talking to Scott!"

Chuck laughed even more, "Yeah, Scott's dick"

Scott began to laugh and pretty soon the whole band began to laugh.

"God, I swear.. Ye don't know what it's like to be the only girl" I mumbled.

Scott pulled me in and hugged me, "Ah, sod off" I chuckled.

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Chuck grabbed his keyboard, Steven grabbed his drums, Scott grabbed his bass, Mike grabbed the microphones and equipment, and I grabbed my electric guitar.

The band walked inside the Cavern from the back.

"Hey, Julia! Gotcha band with ye, eh? You'll soon be as big as yer father's band!" The bartender said.

I rolled my eyes, "I don't want to be like me father, I want to be better" I growled.

The man laughed, "Whatever you say, toots."

We set up our things on stage, I looked out to the audience.

Jeez, full house. I smiled to myself. Gear.

The bartender walked up to the mike, "Alright, now.. Settle...Settle" He said.

I rolled my eyes, They were looking at us silently already, idiot.

"Here is one of my favorite bands-" He turned to his, "What do you call yourselves?" He questioned.

I looked at Mike, Mike looked at Scott, Scott looked at Chuck, Chuck looked at Steven then we all looked at the bartender.

"Don't know" We said in unison, causing the audience to laugh.

"Alright.. Well, uh.." The bartender turned back to the audience.

" 'Ow about we call ye The Bungees" He smiled at us.

We all shrugged, Why not?

Steven raised his drumsticks in the air.

"1....2.....3....4.." 

We all started snapping while Chuck played away on his keyboard.

I walked up to the mike, letting my voice go freely.

She keeps Moët et Chandon

In her pretty cabinet

'Let them eat cake,' she says

Just like Marie Antoinette

A built-in remedy

For Kruschev and Kennedy

At anytime an invitation

You can't decline

Caviar and cigarettes

Well versed in etiquette

Extraordinarily nice

We all started to harmonize.

Before I knew it, me whole band was pointing at me.

I guess you could say I am a pretty killer Queen.

She's a Killer Queen

Gunpowder, gelatin

Dynamite with a laser beam

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime

Recommended at the price

Insatiable an appetite

Wanna try?

To avoid complications

She never kept the same address

In conversation

She spoke just like a baroness

Met a man from China

Went down to Geisha Minah

Then again incidentally

If you're that way inclined

Perfume came naturally from Paris

For cars she couldn't care less

Fastidious and precise

She's a Killer Queen

Gunpowder, gelatin

Dynamite with a laser beam

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime 

I played on my electric guitar for my solo. The audience started cheering loudly.

Drop of a hat she's as willing as

Playful as a pussy cat

Then momentarily out of action

Temporarily out of gas

To absolutely drive you wild, wild..

She's all out to get you

She's a Killer Queen

Gunpowder, gelatin

Dynamite with a laser beam

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytime

Recommended at the price

Insatiable an appetite

Wanna try?

You wanna try...  

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Scott and I walked up to the bar.

"Two beers, please" I said.

"You're too young, Julia" The bartender said.

"Come on, Tommy. We performed and it's Friday, give us a break!" I said.

Tommy sighed, "Alright, two beers" He handed us two beers.

"Cheers" I said, clinking my bottle against Scott's.

"We did good tonight" Scott smiled.

I nodded, "I like that name that man gave us.. The Bungees. It's catchy, yeah?"

Scott nodded, "I think that'll be our band name" Scott said, taking a sip from his beer.

I nodded, "Sounds gear" I smiled.

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Scott and I danced together, our eighth beer in our hands.

"OH, LORD!? WON'T YOU BUY MEEEEEE A MERCEDES BENZ? MY FRIENDS ALL DRIVE PORSCHES LAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" I shouted over the music.

Scott laughed uncontrollably, his body now against mine.

"Oh, god. Scottie-boy.. I love ye!" I laughed.

Scott laughed, drinking his beer.

"It's too crowded, let's get out of 'ere!" Scott shouted.

Scott grabbed my hand, guiding to the front door.

"Ah, damn! They took the van with 'em! They better take good care of my guitar" I said, drinking my beer.

Scott shrugged, "They know better" He said, lighting the cigarette I gave him the other day.

I smiled, "Do you have an extra ciggie, oh good sir?" I begged.

Scott laughed, "No, but we can share" He said, wrapping one arm around me.

We dropped our bottles on the ground, walking back home.

"Gimme the ciggie, Scott!" I whined.

Scott laughed, gently placing the cigarette between my lips.

I took a deep breath, Scott took the cigarette out.

"That was nice" I said, relaxed.

Scott chuckled, "Bet so" He smirked.

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Scott and I finally made it back to my house.

"Ye know, ya didn't 'ave to take me home" I said, feeling a bit sober.

Scott shrugged, "I only live next door" He pointed to his house.

Well, that was stupid of me. 

"Right, right." We laughed.

"Night, Scott. See ya tomorrow" I said, opening the front door.

I walked quietly up the stairs until I tripped.

"Damn it" I whispered.

A lamp suddenly turned on.

"You're home late" Mum said.

I shrugged, "That's how it goes, yeah?" I awkwardly chuckled.

Mum crossed her arms, "You stink of alcohol"

"Well, it is a bar..Soo... It kind of rubs off on ye from the others" I said.

Mum shook her head, "You can't keep partying every night, Julia." She said with concern.

I turned around, walking towards my room. "Oh, sod off" I mumbled.

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A/N: That was Queen's, "Killer Queen"

And a little bit of Janis Joplin, "Mercedes Benz" Song.