Chapter 4: Taken

Bob: Hey, everyone.

Boopkins: WHY DID YOU ABANDON ME?!?!?!

Bob: Calm down... we're re-united now.

SMG3: So, why have you rung us up and told us to meet us at this place?

DS123: Arc de Triomphe...

Bob: Well, we were on our way to look at some nude French Boobies... then, I needed the Toilet! So, I went in one of those Public Toilets which was near this Arch right here... and I found this Dirty Nappy in the Toilet.

Boopkins: And, you fished it out?

Bob: Rob was taking the mick.

Rob: Was not!

Bob: Was too!

SMG3: Guys, focus!

Bob: Anyways, it seems like that Blue Dog from Blue's Clues left us a Clue!

Boopkins: What's the Clue?

Bob: I found this Name Tag in this Nappy... have a look.

Everyone looked inside.

Boopkins: I see a Brown stain.

Bob: STOP LOOKING AT THE POOP!!!

Mario: OMG, that's my Hand-writing!

Meggy: *GASP* That's Emily's Nappy!

Mario: Emily must've pooped.

DS123: I'm guessing that JubJub had to change her... and wiped her Butt.

Bob: Aww... that would've been hilarious!

Rob: JubJub is a lucky git now... he saw Emily naked!

Everyone: ...

Rob: Um... how old is Emily?

Boopkins: She's 2!

Rob: JubJub is 4 & Emily is 2... so both of them are Minors, right?

...

Meggy: Well, I always carry Clean Nappies in my Back Pockets.

SMG3: Haven't you Toilet trained your kids, yet?!

Meggy: They're learning to use the Potty, now.

Boopkins: So, if Emily's Nappy was in a Public Toilet... that means they were there!

Mario: But, where did those pesky little kids ran off to?!

Meanwhile...

Tari: Oh God... I hope we find them soon.

SMG4: Like I said... no member of the SMG4 Crew, will never ever be left behind!

Tari: You have to be true!

SMG4: I hope so!

Luigi: This is outrageous... both JubJub & Emily are lost and they're somewhere in one of the Biggest Cities in Europe... WHAT CAN WE DO?!?!?!

Pomni: Notify the Police.

SMG4: I don't know the French Emergency Number!!!

Pomni: Then, we find an Officer!

JubJub: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭

Tari: Wait... can you hear that?!

SMG4: You're right... Listen!

JubJub: *sobbing* I... AM... SO... DEAD!!! 😭

Pomni: That sounds like a crying noise.

Luigi: And, it sounds like--

SMG4/Tari: JUBJUB!!!

The group found JubJub.

SMG4: JubJub?!

JubJub: S- SMG4?!?!?!

SMG4: OMG, we've found you!!!

JubJub: OH GOD, SMG4!!!

*HUG*

SMG4: Are you alright, mate?!

JubJub: I'm so dead!

SMG4: Eh?!

JubJub: H- HELP... ME...

Luigi: Where's Emily?!

JubJub: *gulp*

Luigi: Where's my Niece?!

JubJub: T- Taken!!!

Luigi: Eh?!

JubJub: SHE'S BEEN... TAKEN!!!

Everyone: *SCREAMS* WHAT?!?!?!

SMG4: Wait... she's been Taken?!

JubJub: Yes!!!

SMG4: Just like in that Liam Neeson movie?!

JubJub: Liam Neeson?

Luigi: Oh yeah... you're too young to understand.

JubJub: What movie?

Luigi: Well, Liam Neeson went to Paris to rescue his kidnapped Daughter.

...

SMG4: Okay JubJub... this is very serious! Who took Emily?!

JubJub: Well, I don't know who he was... and I don't know what he wants.

Luigi: That's a line.

JubJub: He looked like Mario, but he wasn't!

Luigi: Did he look like Mario?

JubJub: He was bigger, scary... and he had big Teeth, like the Big Bad Wolf!

Luigi: O_O

Pomni: Are you okay?

Luigi: What colour was his Clothes?!

JubJub: Um... Black... and... very dark Red?

Luigi: O- OMG!!!

Pomni: What?!

Luigi: There's only one character that I know who fits that description!

Pomni: Who?

Luigi: MX!

Pomni: Who's MX?

Luigi: Only the scariest Monster in any Mario Creepypasta!

SMG4: That Monster from Mario '85?!

Luigi: He thinks that my name is Lucas.

Tari: THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!

SMG4: Don't worry, as Liam Neeson once said to all of us... We will find the Taker, and we will kill the Taker!

Luigi: Good luck...

Back with the others...

SMG3: Okay, SMG4... I'll let them know now!

[HANG UP]

DS123: Have they found them?

SMG3: Well, the Good News is that they've found JubJub.

Boopkins: Oh, thank God!

Meggy: But, where's Emily?!

SMG3: Ah... that's the Bad News... Emily is still missing.

Meggy: OH GOD... NO!!!

Mario: How come they found JubJub, but not my Daughter?!

SMG3: Apparently... well... um...

Mario: Spell the Baked Beans!

SMG3: Funny story... she's been taken.

Everyone: *GASP* WHAT?!?!?!

SMG3: Just like in that Liam Neeson movie!

Mario: TAKEN?!?!?!

SMG3: That's the one!

Meggy: *panting* OH... MY... GOD!!!

Mario: Meggy?

Meggy: *FAINTS* 😵‍💫

Rob: I got you!

Meggy fainted and Rob caught her.

Rob: Nice... my Hands have landed on her Boobs!

Bob: Ooo...

Rob: What?

Bob attempted to touch Meggy's Breasts.

*SMACKS HAND*

Bob: Ow!

Meggy: NO!!!

Bob: That's not fair! How come Rob gets to touch them?!

Rob: Get your own, you Virgin!

Bob: *wheezes* I won't be, after tonight.

...

Boopkins: Guys, we gotta get to SMG4's location!

Bob: Fine!

Bob's group went away.

DS123: So, who could've taken Emily?

SMG3: Well, JubJub told Luigi that the Suspect was wearing Black Overalls and a very dark Red Shirt?

DS123: It could a very dark Maroon Shirt.

SMG3: And, he said that he was bigger, scary... and he had big Teeth, like the Big Bad Wolf!

Mario: Wait a minute...

SMG3: What?!

Mario: Could it be... MX?!

DS123: That Monster from Mario '85?!

Meggy: *panting* OH... MY... GOD!!!

DS123: Are you gonna faint again?!

SMG3: I'm catching her!

DS123: Piss off... my Hands will land on Meggy's Breasts!

Meggy: *panting* A... MARIO... CREEPYPASTA... MONSTER?!?!?!

Mario: Okay, now we really gotta find my Daughter!

DS123: Guys, we're literally in one of the Biggest Cities in Europe... it could take forever for us or the Police to find Emily or even MX! 

Mario: This is insane!

DS123: Hell, they could be leaving Paris and probably heading somewhere in the middle of France or even leaving France, by now!!!

Then...

Mario: OMG... LOOK!!!

Emily was in a Taxi.

Meggy: *GASP* EMILY!!!

The Taxi drove away.

Mario: AFTER THAT TAXI!!!

SMG3: How?! We can't catch up with Cars!!!

Mario: Well, if we're able to fast Legs... we can catch it!

Mario ran after the Taxi.

Everyone: ...

He came back.

Mario: It got away...

SMG3: You were saying?

Meggy: OMG, I'M IN A NIGHTMARE!!!

Mario: Well, Running after it... didn't work!

SMG3: Of course, it didn't... you're not Sonic the Hedgehog, are you?!

???: I AM!!!

DS123: OMG, look!

It was none other that... Sonic the Hedgehog!!!

Mario: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?!?!?!

Sonic: Yep... it's the Olympic Games and I'm here.

Mario: Bloody hell.

Sonic: But, the Bastards cancelled the entire Game Franchise!!!

DS123: Shame...

RIP Mario & Sonic Olympics (2008 - 2020)

Meggy: GUYS... THAT TAXI IS GETTING AWAY AND IT HAS MY DAUGHTER IN IT!!!

Mario: You heard my Wife... can you help us, Sonic?!

Sonic: Hop on my Back, Mario!

Mario: Oh goody!

Mario hopped on to Sonic's Back.

Mario: Hey guys... Sonic is giving me a Piggy-back ride!

DS123: Nice!

Sonic: Let's find your Baby Girl.

Mario: AFTER THE TAXI!!!

Meggy: Be careful!

Sonic ran away with Mario.

DS123: Don't worry, Meggy... it's almost over.

Meggy: *sniff* I hope so.

Later...

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Mario: JESUS... YOU ARE FAST, AREN'T YOU?!?!?!

Sonic: GOTTA GO FAST!!!

Mario: So, how did you know that my Daughter is in danger?!

Sonic: I saw her getting taken by this EXE Monster... and they were getting in that Taxi that they're in now!

Mario: Where was that?!

Sonic: Some street near the Eiffel Tower!

Mario: Why didn't you freaking stop them?!

Sonic: It was too late... they got in the Taxi before I could reach them!

Mario: Damn...

Sonic: But, I did hear the Destination that they're going!

Mario: Where?!

Sonic: They're heading to Gare de Lyon!

Mario: Have you ever watched; Mr. Bean's Holiday?!

Sonic: Is that the one where he goes to Cannes, but he gets stuck with that Kid?

Mario: That's the one... and Gare de Lyon is where it was filmed!

Sonic: Aye!

Mario: You know, it's funny... we were at the Grande Arch of La Défense, and that was where he took the wrong Taxi to that place!

Sonic: Funny!

...

Mario: So, what's the plan?!

Sonic: We're gonna head to the Station and we can see of we can cut them off!

Mario: Good plan!

Sonic: We're gonna find your Baby Girl!

Mario: You know... I'm starting to feel something!

Sonic: What would that be?

Mario: All of this running around Paris during the Olympics... is reminding me of Paris 1924!

Sonic: Why 1924?

Mario: It's like the Chariots of Fire!

Mario started to day-dream.

Mario: Ah... I feel like I've Time Travelled to 1924!

Sonic: Good for you!

Mario: Watch out for the Water!

Sonic: I hate Swimming!

Mario: How come you still can't swim, you dumb Hedgehog?!

Sonic: Shut up!

Mario: You need to take Swimming lessons!

Sonic: We're here!

Mario: Where?

Sonic: Open your Eyes... we've arrived at Gare de Lyon!

Mario: Oh...

At Gare de Lyon...

Sonic: We're here.

Mario: Now, where is that Taxi?

Sonic: Well, it took us 5 minutes to get us here... and it takes the Taxi about 30 minutes to get from the Arc de Triomphe to this Station.

Mario: You are fast.

Sonic: We've actually got plenty of time... we've got 25 minutes until the Taxi gets here.

Mario: So... what do you wanna do for 25 minutes?

Sonic: Um...

Mario: I dare you to eat Escargot in a French Restaurant.

Sonic: You can piss off!

Mario: What are you? A Chicken?

Melony: MARIO!!!

Sonic: Someone shouted your name.

Mario: Yes... I know that, Sherlock!

Saiko's group appeared.

Melony: MARIO!!!

Mario: Finally, you 3 have now got some Screen time.

Shroomy: Whoa... is that Sonic the Hedgehog?!

Sonic: Yep, it's me.

Shroomy: Wow!

Melony: MARIO... YOUR DAUGHTER!!!

Mario: I know that--

Melony: BEHIND YOU!!!

Mario & Sonic turned around.

Mario/Sonic: WHAT THE...

MX took Emily into the Station.

Mario: Wait... how did he--

Saiko: They took the Metro Station!

Mario: Eh?! But, I swear I saw my Daughter in a Taxi!

Sonic: Wait... that's the Monster?!

*SMACK*

Sonic: Ow!

Mario: OF COURSE IT IS... YA FECKING EEJIT!!! 😡🇮🇪

Sonic: Calm down, Irish Mario... I swear it looked different!

Melony: AFTER THEM!!!

Everyone rushed into the Station.

Mario: This must be some sort of Magic Trick that he is doing... There's TWO Emily's... one Real and one Fake!