Entry 11

WHATS UP FUCKERS

First off,

Luther, you winy ragged toed bitch.

I know for a FUCKING FACT YOU STOLE MY BLACK POLISH I DON'T KNOW WHY YET BUT ILL FIGURE IT OUT

Read my diary, go ahead. ILL TELL ALLISON ABOUT THE LOVE SHRINE IN YOUR CLOSET

Diego, IF YOU LEAVE YOUR KNIVES LYING ON MY BED AGAIN I WILL FUCKING RIP YOUR THROAT OPEN IF YOU READ THIS I WILL TEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING SCROTUM

Klaus, if you read this shit I WILL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU'LL BE THROWING UP RUBBER FOR A YEAR

Five, I WILL STOMP YOUR FUCKING HEAD INTO THE SIDEWALK SO YOU CAN CHOKE ON YOUR BROKEN TEETH AND SCULPTED JAWLINE

The rest of you, all stashes will be completely off limits if you read this.

NOW INTO THE PSYCHOTIC HAPPENINGS

So dumbass self thought it would be a good idea to steal dad's car for the week.

Let me explain.

"Get the fuck out of bed. No napping. No dreams of you and Five screwing eachothers brains out. We have a mission!" Klaus excitedly yells. I roll my eyes and turn over.

"What the fuck does Dad want now?" I whine rubbing my face.

"No, no, no, he is not giving us orders. He's gone, Remember? He left with Pogo. We are good for a week." My eyes immediately pry themselves open.

It's go time.

Me and Klaus run down the hallway knocking on everyone's doors.

"WAKE UP BITCHES!" Klaus yells running back and forth in a circle.

They all come out of their rooms tired as hell and over all of this.

"It's too fucking early for this shit. What the hell are you guys up to?" Diego complains.

"Dad is gonna be gone all week. The only one here is Mom and we can change her programming for the time we are gone." Diego looks at me angry.

"She's not a machine. You know that." He tells me annoyed.

"I know. Five and Ben can help me make it her usual schedule she just does what she does every day and doesn't notice we are gone." We all look at eachother confused.

"She won't notice, cuz she'll think we're here. If you need that simple of an explanation." I explain briefly rolling my eyes.

"Where would we even go?" Vanya asks me rubbing her eyes tiredly.

"Wherever. We hold the power with the keys." Klaus holds up Dad's car keys.

"Luther?" I ask since he's the only one in the family that for some reason has to have the final say.

"Okay, the last time I let you do something stupid, you blew up an entire neighborhood." (Town) Luther says, which was pretty bad, but it won't end like that.

"This time we'll be more careful. We can't really get kidnapped with us as a group. We can literally kill in a millisecond." I say snapping my fingers.

Five and Vanya look at eachother like it seems like a pretty good idea.

"Fuck it. I'm in as long as I get to drive. I don't want you doing dumb shit. I have to make sure everyone stays safe." We all cheer excitedly.

"FUCK YEAH! PACK YOUR BAGS BITCHES!" I screech speeding to my room. Literally.

Everyone runs to their rooms to quickly get our bags packed.

"Everyone in the livingroom in ten!" Luther let's us know.

Me and Klaus run to my room to start rummaging around in my closet.

He prefers my style over his.

We packed clearly the weed and some outfits for our hoe tendencies.

Clearly, I can't hoe around so Klaus can have some fun himself.

Unless, Five....

I'll still let people know I'm a bad bitch, cuz I am.

Klaus went downstairs with his bag full of my clothes.

I was gonna pack some more so I stayed behind for a bit.

I changed into this.

Then, I heard a whoosh sound and knew immediately.

"Well, hello." Five says his gaze making me tingle with lust. He smirks noticing, leaning in and kissing me gently building the sexual tension between us.

He bit my lip lightly making me softly moan in his mouth, and dragged his hand up my shirt that's pretty loose on my body barely touching my breast and he pulled away walking towards my door.

This bitch, made this bitch, me bitch, literally melt.

How the fuck does he do it? I'm literally me.

I'm known for being hard to make weak in the knees.

"I'll see you downstairs." He says looking me up and down. He winks and leaves my room.

Oh my God, this teasing motherfuc-

"Not you two making mini-mes' while I'm gone." Klaus cuts my thoughts off seeing that Five had just left the room.

"He hasn't even been inside this gorilla grip. He has to work for it now with this game he's playing." I explain to Klaus laughing.

"Okay, enough about dick, Hurry up whore we're about to go." Klaus pulls me by my hand.

We get downstairs and everyone looks like they actually enjoy the outfit they're in.

Allison looking like the bad bitch she is.

Diego, actually looking nice, I mean he's Diego. He's always had pretty good style.

Vanya, my baby girl. She's wearing a flannel and she looks comfortable in her outfit.

Five still in the academy outfit. He's so stubborn.

Benny's wearing a black hoodie with a book in his hand ready for the road.

Klaus is wearing one of my t-shirt crop tops with some leather pants.

Luther's bitchass actually looks nice in plaid.

Finally, a week where we don't have to worry about anything.

"ROAD TRIP BITCHES!" Me and Klaus yell speeding out the door.

"I just got an idea." They all look at me afraid.

"I was just gonna say we should get slushies." I laugh to myself.

They all sigh in relief.

We stole Dad's van so that we can all fit together. It's a pretty big van.

Luther and Allison sit in the front seat.

Allison in the passenger's seat. Luther's driving so obviously.

Vanya and Ben in front of us relaxing in the middle seat.

Me, Klaus, Diego and Five are in the four seater in the back.

Four seaters exist.

It goes Diego in the far left seat, Klaus on the middle left, Five middle right, and me far right.

We all were keeping ourselves occupied.

Diego was twisting his knives around.

Klaus was doing a stick and poke on his wrist. He was doing his astrology sign.

We're all libra's.

I FUCK WITH ASTROLOGY

Five is conversing with me, while my head rests on his shoulder and hand in his.

"So you know a place we can go right Luther?" I ask him while Five starts rubbing my thigh giving me satisfied shivers all over.

I turn my head to his ear and decided to mess with him a little bit.

I moan softly in his ear seeing him tense up the veins in his neck and jawline becoming more visible.

"Fuck." I hear him say under his breath.

Yeah, try me again fucker. I'm the boss here.

"Yeah, we're going to the corner store to get some snacks and stuff first." He let's us all know.

"Not saying it's a good idea, but I wanna try something-" I laugh knowing everyone is gonna be scared as hell.

Everyone shoots they're gaze towards me.

"No, no, no, you don't." Luther cuts me off.

"Look, I can speed in there and not worry about having to pay because I'll be so quick that not even the camera can see me."

"What's the point?" Ben asks me smiling. Five glares at him and Ben flips him off.

Jealous bitch.

"We get there faster. I'll get the snacks you guys just buy the slushies. Deal?" I ask them all.

"I don't care, get me corn nuts." Diego says not really phased.

"Also, steal us both a package of some condoms." Klaus whispers loudly while Five is literally in the middle.

My jaw drops and I make eye contact with Five.

"Christ, Klaus." He says teleporting out of the car.

We laugh and start getting out of the car.

"I'm gonna need you to hold the door for me. Gonna take like a second." Klaus agrees holding the door open.

I speed in and everything is in slow motion around me.

I grabbed all of the snacks and rushed to the car.

Along with the condoms. Of course gotta be safe.

Anything could happen.

I left them in there and walked towards Klaus.

"I thought you were gonna go?" He asks me as I normally walk through the door.

"I did." He looks at me wide eyed.

"No you fucking didn't. THAT WAS FAST. I DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT." He says jumping up and down.

We park so Luther can get gas and the rest of them go inside of the store to get the slushies.

"Y/n! Go pay the gas please!" Luther calls out.

I got this. We won't even have to pay.

"Hello, what can I do for you?" The teenage girl at the counter asks me. I lean over the counter looking at her through my eyelashes.

"Gas on pump Five." I tell her with a sweet smile.

She notices that I'm flirting.

"You know what? It's on the house." She says almost breathlessly.

"Thank you, what's your name sweetheart?" I ask her she gulps.

"L-lexi." She answers ringing me up.

"Gorgeous name. I'm Y/n." I say twirling my finger around a strand of my hair.

I turn to see Five and Klaus talking. Five turns towards me and gives me an "Are you serious?" Look.

"Bye, Lexi." I say smoothly walking towards the door.

"Can I get your number?" She asks me leaning on the counter.

"I'm everywhere. You'll find me." I say biting my tongue with a light smile.

Five walks over and takes my hand in his pushing the door open for us to leave.

"Are you fucking kidding me right now?" He asks me pulling me to the van.

I start laughing and so does Klaus behind us.

Everyone gets in the car and Five pulls me to the back of the car so no one could hear our conversation.

"I was just getting free gas." I tell him wrapping my arms around his neck.

He scoffs still angry, but I can see it slowly fading the more I look in his eyes.

"Nothing to worry about. Also, I took some condoms." I whisper in his ear.

He pulls me in by my waist and kisses me deeply his tongue immediately taking over mine.

So he can definitely top. Not if I beat him to it.

I drag my hand up his pants right beside him bulge.

"Hmm, I think we should go." I say stopping teasing him. He pulls me back and a smirk is plastered on his face.

I smile at his aggressiveness and anticipation.

"Something wrong?" I say softly into his ear.

"Hurry the fuck up! We are waiting!" Diego bangs on the back window.

"Fine! Fucker!" I yell out annoyed. We get in the car and Klaus is eating some of my rainbow sour strips.

"Klaus you fucker!" I take them from him and he starts laughing.

"What? They're good!" He tells me which is true.

"I got you some already!" I said pointing the the other bag that was supposed to be where his was specifically.

He shrugs and I give him the already open bag.

"Okay, thank you for paying the gas." Luther says to me.

"It was on the house. The girl asked me for my number." I say laughing at my ability to swoon anyone.

I consider my charisma and charm a superpower.

"Well, it's not like you gave it to her right?" Diego nods his head because he knows me and Five are a thing.

"Well, obviously not." I say leaning my head on Five's shoulder.

This fucker happens to have me under his spell.

"Five, I can see your boner." Klaus whispers quietly to Five.

He quickly fixes himself.

"NOW HAND ME THE AUX BITCHES" I yell.