Five

Third Person POV

Abigail woke up the next morning and the first thing she noticed was that she was no longer the big spoon.

She almost laughed out loud when she remember what they did last night to fall asleep. Lucas is like a giant man baby who likes to be the little spoon. She sat up and rubbed her eyes before yawning. She looked back at Lucas who's arm draped over the spot she was previously sleeping in.

She got up and checked on Mia who was still sleeping soundly on her stomach with one leg and one arm out over her stuffed animals.

Abigail put on her clothes for the day which consisted of a T-shirt and shorts.

She pressed a kiss to Mia's head before going downstairs where she saw her dad slap Rob with what looked like a flattened peel of a banana.

"It smells like shit in here." she spoke getting their attention. "What the hell is that?" she motioned to whatever was in Lenny's hand.

"A scab."

"Dehydrated banana."

Him and Rob both replied.

"Yeah, Mia and I aren't eating this shit." she laughed.

Meanwhile, Lucas woke up to the feeling of something pushing his shoulder. He mumbled under his breath and rolled away from whoever it was. That was until he heard a whine that most definitely didn't come from Abigail.

He was about to roll over when he was smacked on the cheek making him sit up. He looked over angrily only for his expression to soften when he saw Mia sitting there with a bored expression.

She looked adorable in his eyes.

She had her pacifier in her mouth and her hair was a complete mess.

"How'd you get out of your crib?" he groggily asked as he lifted her up and sat her on his lap.

"Mama's bye bye." she pointed at the spot where Abigail was supposed to be sleeping.

Lucas sighed. "Let me put a shirt on and we'll go find her, okay?"

She nodded and crawled off his lap so he could stand up. He pulled a shirt over his head and then lifted her up onto his hip.

"You wake me up again I'm gonna have a little talk with your mommy." he tickled her stomach making her giggle and hide her face in his shoulder.

He walked out of the room and downstairs where he saw Rita, Sally, Bean, and Becky sitting at the table and Abigail was in the kitchen heating up Mia's milk in the microwave.

"Mama!" Mia squealed and clapped her hands. Abigail looked up and smiled at the sight of Mia in Lucas's arms.

"Someone's in a good mood this morning." she walked over and lifted Mia into her arms then kissed her cheek.

"Someone woke Lucas up by slapping him in the face." Lucas spoke as he shoved a 'pancake' in his mouth only to immediately spit it out. "Not food. Not food." he threw it in the trash can while Lenny laughed.

"Mia, what'd I say about hitting?" Abigail raised her brows at her daughter.

"Only if tuble." Mia answered.

"That's right. Only if you're in trouble and it's self defense." the microwave beeped and Abigail grabbed Mia's milk. She handed it to her daughter who leaned her head onto her shoulder and began drinking it.

"Honey, how is the birdy?" they all looked over and saw Roxanne walk down the stairs in a dress and heels.

"Looking good Mrs. Feder." Lucas told her.

"Oo la la." Deanna said.

"Those are Christian Louboutin shoes." Sally gushed over Roxanne's heels.

"I know, I know. I'm overdressed. But sorry, I packed for Milan, not the lake." Roxanne told them.

"So uh, dude I'm not eating any of this and neither is Mia. You got any normal food, cereal?" Lenny asked Rob.

"Would you like me to make an egg white frittata, Mr. Feder?" Rita asked. Abigail smirked in amusement as she discreetly poured a couple cheerios into a bowl for Mia.

"Is that what you're doing in science class now?" Lenny tried to play dumb. "Making frittatas. No, we're okay. You can go practice in your room though. I know you got the big test coming."

"Honey, I think you're overwhelming Lenny." Gloria went into the fridge and pulled out a bag of bacon. "Here, I got a present for you. Bacon. Knock yourself out."

"Bacon! Ay!"

Rob then told Lenny that he couldn't make the bacon in the kitchen because it would 'contaminate' his vegan foods. Abigail just rolled her eyes and handed Lucas the cheerios after pouring herself a bowl.

No way in hell is she eating that fake ass food.

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Abigail's POV

"Lucas!" I shrieked when tackled me into the water of the lake. Mia giggled from where she was splashing around in the water by the shore.

We resurfaced and I wrapped my legs around his waist so I wouldn't go under again.

"What? Can't swim?" he teased as he held me up.

"I can swim!" I pushed his shoulder.

"Really?" he raised his brows. "Because the way you're practically climbing me says otherwise."

"Shut up." I pushed him away and started swimming back to Mia.

"Mama watch out!" she shouted and before I knew it I was dragged back and thrown over Lucas's shoulder.

"Lucas Michael Lamonsloff!" I exclaimed.

"How do you know my full name?" he asked as he stood up out of the water without setting me down.

"Donna is a very great gossiper." I smirked. He smacked my ass making me gasp.

"Jokes on you, I kinda like the view down here." I pinched his butt making him jump.

"Hey!"

"Put me down asshat." I told him when Mia walked over to us and started giggling and pointing at me.

"I don't know. Should I put her down Princess?" he asked Mia.

"No no." she giggled and shook her head.

I gasped dramatically. "I birthed you and this is how I get treated?"

"Lu you." she smiled.

"Well, the baby has spoken." Lucas said and started walking up to the lake house.

"Lucas, everybody can see my butt!" I whined. He smirked and threw a towel over me. "Gee thanks."

"You're welcome." he laughed. "Come on Mia." she held onto his finger as he started walking up to the house again.

I looked over Lucas's head and saw Greg dressed in fancy clothes.

"Why are you dressed like Jiminy Cricket?" I asked with a smirk.

"Why are you putting your ass in Lucas's face?" he asked.

"Because he's already an ass so they look alike!" I retorted. Lucas laughed and finally set me down.

I grunted and rubbed my hip bone. "Jeez you've got some bony shoulders."

"That's all muscle baby." he said.

"Don't call me baby." I crossed my arms and wrapped the towel around me.

"Fine sweetheart." he smirked. Mia giggled and kept holding onto his finger.

"Whatever. Come on Mia." I held my hands out but she held hers up to Lucas and made grabby hands. My mouth dropped open while Lucas lifted her up with an even bigger smirk.

"Are you kidding me?" I asked. "You stole my mama's girl."

"Well she's a Lukey girl now." he laughed. Mia giggled again and laid her head on his shoulder.

I crossed my arms when we heard the sound of music. We all looked over and saw the dads walking towards us doing weird dance moves. Eric had a KFC bucket on his head which I wasn't surprised by.

The music stopped and we heard a car pull up. We all looked over and saw a girl get out of a car and slam the door shut.

"Piece of crap car." she mumbled before looking over. "Hey dad."

Lucas and I raised our brows and looked at the dads who were practically ogling over the girl. They all pointed at themselves making me roll my eyes.

To everyone's surprise, Rob started walking towards her. Lucas and I shared a look of confusion.

"How do you get that--" I pointed at the girl, "--from that?" I pointed at Rob.

She said something to Rob and then opened the hood of the car making a gust of wind blow her shirt up and her hair back. My eyes caught site of Greg and Andre who were in a car checking her out.

I nudged Luke and he followed my gaze to the two boys. He smirked and set Mia down before walking to the car. I followed him with Mia behind me and we both slammed our hands onto the window making them jump.

"Ah!"

"We weren't doing anything!"

They both shouted at the same time and looked at me and Lucas who started laughing like crazy.

"You should have seen your faces!" Lucas managed to say through his laughs.

"Okay, get out pervs." I said as I wiped at my eyes from laughing so hard. "Go look at your moms magazines instead."

"We don't do that!"

"Yes you do. I'm not stupid."

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