Alexs POV

AN HOUR EARLIERWhen my bedroom door opened Crowley walked in. Setting down a cup of sugary coffee, I glared at him. "Yes?" I asked.

"Do you want to know the truth about Patience?" Crowley asked with a drink in his hand.

"If I don't have to kiss. Then yeah I guess so."

"No kissing I promise you." He looked down at his feet. Crowley looked almost scared to start talking. "...Patience and I had a child before our Mia..."

Acting like the dead Angel Balthazar I go. "And?!"

Crowley took a large gulp of his drink. "We know this child and sadly we told her that her parents died. This child was born 22 years ago... And her name is Alex..." Crowley said sitting down while grabbing another drink.

My eyebrow was raised at his words. "Are you saying that I'm your kid?"

Crowley scoffed at my question. Then he smiled. "Yeah. I believe I am. That's probably why you have the candy."

In anger I roughly grabbed Crowley by the hair. Which was kind a hard with the short length of it. "This isn't funny Fergus!" Throwing his head forward he whispers 'Rude.'

"Shut up!" I yelled and slammed the door, leaving Crowley sitting in my room. Pissed off I ran into Patience room and shook her awake. When she awoke I started to yell. "You're a lair!"

She looked confused. "What?" Patience rubbed her head while getting out of bed.

"Crowley told me my real parents aren't dead and they were with me my whole life."

"And?!" Patience pulled a Balthazar, great.

NOTE: Balthazar was once a side lover of Patience when Crowley was being on Asshat at the time.

"And... he said that he was my father and I'm guessing you're my mother."

Patience sat down after grabbing herself a drink.

Wow! It seems like almost everyone her is an alcoholic.

"He's the King of frigging Hell, he lies." She said swinging the glass all around the place.

I grab a seat close to her. "And you're the Queen of Hell. He wasn't lying! I want the truth now!" My voice had a begging tone to it but I was still mad.

"Okay." Patience nodded the glass towards me and sets it down, after drinking the last of it. "About 22 year ago I had a kid with multiple fathers. To sum it up that kid was you. You're part demon but no full demon." Patience said getting up for another drink.

I stared at her blankly for a few seconds. "And?!"

NOTE: Patience and I act a lot like Balthazar. We go 'And?!' or 'And what?!' quite a bit. Sometimes Patience wears his shirt when Crowley is gone. She also has his necklace that he used to wear till Castiel killed him.

She sits down and swings her drink like Balthazar would. "And what?!"

"Who are my fathers?" I questioned her possibly drunk butt.

"Lets see, not to make myself seem like a slut. Crowley is your main father or at least his your first father. Well these Balthazar, Loki, Hermes, Azazel, Lucifer and sadly Castiel..."

Holy crap I'm mom has daddy issues... "Do any of them know about me?"

"All knew and they all were fine with it. Besides Azazel, he wanted me to stay with because he had a thing for me..."

"Wait you did Mias husband?!" That is kinda messed up.

"Well Lucifer is kind a old."

I started to get freaked out and ran out of Patience/my mothers room.