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"okay y/n let me get this straight. Test guy you met at the club is stalking you. The guy that I just saw was one of his friends. And he tells you to play along with his shananigons, just because he has a 'mental illness'"Taeyong repeated what I said with me trying to catch him up. Lisa and jungkook were now downstairs snuggled up together on the sofa listening to the story.

"And you believed him?"

"Well yeah I mean there's no other LOGICAL explanation for something this crazy."

"Yes there is hint: PSYCHOPATH"

"Psychomaths have mental ilness douche."

"Aish, so what are you gonna do?" Jungkook cut in

"Pretend to be boring what else would I do."

"I don't know CALL THE FUCKING COPS YOU DUMB ASS." Lisa yelled at me.

"Lisa who the fuck you talking too? Cause I know it sure as hell ain't me. Cause I'll personally put you over my lap and shove a horse dildo up your ass. Now how does that sound"

"Mianhe unnie"

"That's what the fuck I thought"

Talking to me like that. She must not know who the duck I am. ITS JOHN CENA BITCH. Oh sorry that only happens in my dreams.

Taeyong interrupts my .... thought? Fantasy? Whatever that was."So you better call up your 'boyfriend' and pretend to be boring as hell. Not that it's any different from your normal personality and ask him on a boring ass date. Aka your ideal date. And be a jackass. So pretty much be yourself"I sent Taeyong a death glare.

"Go.

Fuck.

Yuta.

You bitch."

"I'm.

Not.

Gay.

You cumslut."

"It's a sin to lie"

A/n: I know this chapter is all over the place