Chapter 1: The Costumes

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SMG4: The name's Four. Super Meme Guardian 4.

Tari: And I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord and I'm from the Planet Gallifrey.

SMG4: You look good in your 'Doctor Who' costume.

Tari: So do you, Mr. James Bond.

SMG4: *giggles*

Tari: What are you giggling about?

SMG4: Can't believe it 2 more months until we get married.

Tari: OMG, the perfect start to 2022. Why can't time go faster?!

SMG4: Let's see what the others dressed up as for Halloween.

Tari: Okie-dokie.

At the main hall...

SMG4: Hello all.

Luigi: Hello, Mr. Bond and Doctor Who.

Tari: Just call me; Doctor.

SMG4: What are you all dressed up as?

Bob: Hey, I'm 'The Cat in the Hat', who knows... more about that.

SMG4: Okay?

Bob: Everything I say has to rhyme, as long as it's... um... Halloween time.

Boopkins: Yo Yo Yo, I am the Homie 'Pink Sheep'. I'm here to take all your Doritos and Mountain Dew.

Tari: Aww, look at JubJub. Is he a bird?

Boopkins: Tari, JubJub is not just any bird. He's 'THE' Red Birb.

SMG4: Why is it called B-I-R-B, but not B-I-R-D?

Boopkins: I don't know.

Tari: I love the costume, though.

Boopkins: Hey JubJub, say the line.

JubJub: WUE-WUE-WUE-WUE.

SMG4: What are you supposed to be, Luigi?

Luigi: Hello, I'm 'Boris Johnson', and I... like to colour; BLOO.

SMG4: What?

Luigi: There's blue passports in the UK now. 

Bob: Well, me and the boys are gonna go to our room... So, we'll... um... try not to make... a boom...

Bob's group went in their room.

Tari: Hmm... I wonder what Mario and Meggy got dressed up as?

Then, Mario and Meggy arrived.

Mario: Happy Halloween, spooky bums!

SMG4: Thank you...

Tari: Wow, look at you two! What's your costumes?

Mario: Well, I'm supposed to be 'Marvin' from 'SML'.

Luigi: Who?

Mario: SuperMarvinLogan?

Luigi: Oh, right. Rough year for him.

Mario: Can't believe some drunk dick-head from Nintendo sent a letter to his house and asked him to stop using his plushies.

Luigi: I know, that's insane.

Tari: OMG, look at your hair, Meggy!

Meggy: I know, you like?

Tari: I love it! What made you dye your hair for Halloween?

Meggy: Well, I'm 'Harley Quinn' and this is her hair colours.

Luigi: Cool.

Mario: Hey bro, you look like you're ready for an interview.

Luigi: What? No, I'm 'Boris Johnson'.

Mario: LUIGI, GO AND GET BREXIT DONE NOW!!!

Luigi: Bro, it was done back in January 2020.

Mario: Oh... I don't pay attention to Politics.

SMG4: Guys, you all have great costumes this year!

Tari: Thank you, Mr. Bond.

SMG4: Um... the name's Four. 

SMG4/Tari: Super Meme Guardian 4.

Mario: Looks like you're on your way to see the new Bond film.

SMG4: Mario, me, you and our girls have already been to see it, remember?

...

Mario: Oh yes, we did.

*BANG*

Mario: Um... what the hell was that?!

Shroomy busted in.

Shroomy: Errr...

Mario: AHH!!! ZOMBIE!!!

*PUNCH*

Shroomy: Ow!!!

Luigi: Really, bro?!

Shroomy: I was just messing around, Mario!!!

Mario: Bloody hell, you made me wet myself!!!

SMG4: You okay?

Shroomy: Well, I was...

Meggy: What made you become a zombie, Shroomy?

Shroomy: Oh, I'm glad you asked! There's a plate of jelly in the fridge and it's a shape of a human brain!

Mario: Really? Can I have some?

Shroomy: No, it's mine!

Tari: Well, there is more treats in the kitchen.

Mario:

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When they got in the kitchen...

Melony: Hi, everyone.

Shroomy: OH COME ON, MELONY!!! THAT WAS MINE!!!

Melony: It didn't have your name on it.

Mario: OH!!! She got you good, Shroomy!!!

Melony: Anyways, Happy Spooky Day, everyone.

Shroomy: What are you supposed to be?

Melony: I'm an Egyptian Cat.

Mario: Oh, you're that dancing cat from 'Animal Crossing'.

Luigi: Um... Mario? That cat was not dancing!

...

SMG4: Anyways, shall we head out?

Mario: HELL YEAH!!!

Meanwhile...

Rob: Yo guys, Happy Halloween!

...

Bob: What the hell are you supposed to be? Some kind of... candy tree?

Rob: What? It's Candy Corn.

Boopkins: Did you make that yourself?

Rob: Um... to be honest, Yes.

Bob: OK, that makes sense. I'll... um... jump off a... fence.

Rob: Are you feeling alright?

Boopkins: He's 'The Cat in the Hat'.

Rob: Right...

Boopkins: Anyways, are you all ready to go trick-or-treating?

JubJub: Yay!!!

Bob: Yeah, let's do that. I don't wanna be a... spoiled... brat.