Chapter 1: The Hostage Situation

https://youtu.be/jY7LOuTr9cM

Melony: *muffling*

SMG4: What do you think you're doing, Belle?!

SMG3: Belle, please...

Belle: GET BACK!!!

SMG3: Give me the knife!

Belle: DON'T MOVE!!!

SMG3: It's alright... Take it easy!!!

Belle: This whole thing was SMG4's fault!!! He's the one who had an affair with Melony!!! AND, SHE HURT MY BEST FRIEND'S FEELINGS!!!!!

Mario: Actually, Tari's best friend is Meggy.

Belle: SHUT IT, YOU!!!

SMG4: Look, I'm here now! What do you want me to do?!

Belle: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE TARI!!!

SMG4: Um...

Belle: NOW!!!

At the Hospital...

Saiko: How the hell did I transform into this body?!

Kaizo: I don't even know! The power of healing must've transformed from a messed up face, to a re-designed face!

Saiko: Bloody hell...

Whimpu: Do you feel the same?! Is your perfect eyes still in perfect condition?!

Saiko: Yes... But yours won't be, in a minute... if you don't piss off!!!

...

Kaizo: Hmm...

Saiko: What?

Kaizo: Actually, it maybe something to do when we did that secret hand-shake, before you were knocked out...

Back with SMG4...

SMG4: Come on, Belle! You don't have to do, this!!!

Belle: JUST ADMIT IT!!!

SMG4: Look, I always wanted to have sexual intercourse with Tari...

Mario: Ew...

SMG4: ...But the thing is... it all started when I had Amnesia or something like that!!!

Belle: Then, Tari said that you had sexual intercourse with Melony!!!

SMG4: I KNOW... But then, my family kicked me and Melony out of the Castle... I'm just having a rough time, at the moment!!! You didn't have to kidnap Melony!!!

SMG3: Actually, SMG4 is right! Come on, babe... put the knife down!!!

...

SMG4/Mario: BABE?!?!?!

Belle: Um...

Mario: Ooo, Ello!

https://youtu.be/fgrkr9JFEnM

SMG4: Since when did you two start dating?!

SMG3: We were hanging out, the other day...

...

Mario: OMG!!! SMG3 and Belle sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!

Belle: *grunts* Ugh...

Mario: Instead of 'Kissing' it should've been; F-U-C...

SMG4: ...Okay, I get it!

Mario: It's the same number of letters, BTW.

...

SMG3: She's also a Bisexual.

SMG4/Mario: A BISEXUAL?!?!?!

Belle: Shut up, SMG3!!!

SMG3: Upstairs, there's actually a Bisexual flag pinned on to her bedroom wall.

Mario: Bloody hell...

Then...

Belle: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!! ME, SMG3 AND TARI HAD SEX TOGETHER!!!!!

...

SMG4: WHAT?!?!?!

SMG3: Um...

Belle: On the night when Tari ran away from the Castle... she got beaten up by some Toadettes and I found her on the floor. Then, me and SMG3 brought Tari to my place... had a couple of drinks, and then... me, SMG3 and Tari had sex together!!!

SMG4: Oh... My... God!!!

SMG3: Um...

SMG4: SMG3... you slept with my wife?!

SMG3: Look, it was all Belle's idea!!! She wanted Tari to be happy and...

SMG4: And, what?!

SMG3: I WAS USED AS A SEX SLAVE!!!

...

Belle: You what?!

SMG3: The two Girls wouldn't stop spanking me and I was fuzzy-handcuffed to the bed!!! I was basically Keanu Reeves in the horror film 'Knock Knock'!!!

Mario: So... you got raped by Tari?

*SMACK*

Mario: Ow!

SMG4: Shush!

SMG3: *sobbing* AND THEN, IT CAME SHOOTING OUT!!! 😭😭😭

...

Belle: YOU ENJOYED IT!!!

SMG3: DID NOT!!!

SMG4: LISTEN, I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENED!!! 

Mario: You don't?!

SMG4: It's just that... Tari was seeking revenge on me... So basically, it looks like it's 1 - 1.

Mario: But, we aren't playing Football...

Suddenly...

*POLICE SIREN*

Police: THIS IS THE POLICE!!! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!! WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE PREMISES SURROUNDED!!!

SMG3: Come on, love... Give it up... We've already been caught...

Belle: ...

SMG3: Put the knife down...

Belle: *sigh* 

Belle dropped the knife.

Mario: Come on, SMG4! Let's get Melony out of that chair!

Outside...

Chief: Hands behind your back, both of you!!!

SMG3: IT WASN'T ME!!!

Chief: I'm arresting you both for Kidnapping, Assault and carrying a supply of illegal drugs!

Belle: *sigh*

Later...

Melony: *sigh* Thank you, both... for saving my life...

Mario: I don't think this whole Story Arc is over, yet...

Melony: Why?

Mario: Looks like SMG4 has still got a lot of explaining to do with Tari.

SMG4: True, actually...

Then... Luigi turned up.

Mario: Luigi? What are you doing here?

Luigi: Um...

Mario: What's wrong? Spit it out!

Luigi: SMG4...

SMG4: Yeah?

Luigi: There's... been another family incident...

SMG4: What's happened, now?!

Luigi: It's Tari...