A Very Scary Clichémas 2014 Part One

(Published December 24th, 2014) 

A Very Scary Clichémas 2014 Part One

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๖ۣۜT'was the night before an update. Chilea was working hard to make sure Annabell would not--

Annabell: OH NO GURLFRIEND, YOU ARE NOT WRITING IN 3RD PERSON!

Spongebob Narrator: I'm not even a girl!

Annabell: DON'T YOU SASS ME!  *Z-snaps* NO 3RD PERSON!

Spongebob Narrator: But it's to set the mood--

Annabell: IDC! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 3RD PERSON IN CLICHEWORLD! NOW GO TO THE LAND OF STORIES!

Spongebob Narrator: But--

Annabell: NOW!!! *Pushes Spongebob Narrator into the Land of Stories* Ah, much better

[Enter weird intro here, maybe the media]

Annabell's POV

Today I woke up to snow outside, even though we now lived on a beach. Confuzzling? *puts on sunglasses* DEAL WITH IT. So I got out of bed and r̶a̶n̶ ̶d̶o̶w̶n̶s̶t̶a̶i̶r̶s̶ took the elevator downstairs. Today is now Christmas Eve, even though the last chapter was in September, but whatever, it's December in Wattpadia so it has to be December here.

The house was strung with Christmas lights everywhere, and we don't have Hanukkah or Kwanzaa stuff because only Christmas stuff is swag. Oh, and Canadian Boxing Day too. So anyway, I was downstairs looking at the totes adorbs Christmas tree when somebody poked me on the shoulder.

"Hi, I'm Holly, and I have no idea where I am." She had light blonde hair, super pale skin, icy blue eyes, rosy cheeks, and poinsettia red lips. She was wearing a red dress with white fluff on the seams, and a black half-waisted chic jacket, and other useless stuff that doesn't need to be described.

"Who's your parent?" I asked, because everyone has to be a demigod and not a mortal or nymph or--

"Um, Santa Claus..." Her voice drifted off. WHAT? SANTA CLAUS WAS HER DAD? BUT ONLY DEMIGODS ARE ALLOWED-- "Oh, and my dad is the god of presents and jolly, and I can read minds." Oh, okay, she can stay.

"So, what are you doing here?" I asked.

Holly shrugged, "I don't know, my author just kinda threw me here so she can have a Christmas story." She twisted her foot around, "I think my dad needs saving or help or something, for some reason people think he has to be in some type of trouble." Holly groaned in frustration, "I wish people could use somebody else in their Christmas stories, like Jack Frost--

"DID SOMEBODY SAY JACK FROST?" Jack Frost (the DreamWorks Jack Frost, because he's totes adorbs) randomly popped and started making it snow, then disappeared

"--Or something. It's bad enough that I can't spend a lot of time with my dad because, you know, he's Santa Claus so he's always busy, but people now make him a 'damsel in distress', so now I barely ever spend time with him!" She sat down on the couch and started crying even though we were just standing in front of the Christmas tree.

"Could you repeat that just in case I wasn't listening because I was thinking about how hot Travis was and totes did not hear anything you were saying." I said. Holly started crying more, but I don't know why, I'm a totes nice person! I started to comfort her awkwardly, then I gave up because I'm too lazy.

Percy came sliding down the fire pole that appeared for his convenience. He had excitement written all over his face. "CHRISTMAS IS HERE!" He ran to the tree to find is present-less. He frowned, "Where's the presents?"

"It's not Christmas yet," Holly said.

"It isn't?" Seaweed Brain asked.

"Nope," Holly said, popping the p.

"Aw, T.T *tear*" Percy sulked out of the room and cried into Annabeth's arms, even though Annabeth wasn't awake yet, let alone in the living room. But all well! Hazel walked into the living room all tired - like.

"SMAFE!" She yelled.

Annabeth automatically straightened up, "*'Sup, my awesome fluffy enchileadas*?*" Annabeth left again. Arabell came into the living room too. WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE PEEPS COMING INTO THE LIVING ROOM!

"Ugh, I'm so bored!" Arabell whined. "I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH NICO BUT STUPID SUNSHINE TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME!" Katie randomly popped up.

"I know how you feel sista," Katie said as she put her hand on Arabell's shoulder. "Stupid Claire is trying to steal Travis from me." She put her first in the air, "NOT GONNA HAPPEN SISTA!"

Arabell got panic on her face and started screaming, "AHHHHH!!! AN OFFICIAL CHBC CHARACTER WHO ISN'T A BOY IS TOUCHING ME!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!" She started running around the room. Another Annabeth popped up and looked at Katie in fear and began to back away.

"Katie.... YOU HAVE OC MARY SUE ALL OVER YOU!!! SOUND THE ALARM!" Annabeth took Katie and dragged her away to another dimension while screaming, "WARNING, INFECTED CHBC CHARACTER COMING THROUGH, INFECTED CHBC CHARACTER COMING THROUGH!" Then they jumped through a portal to an unknown world.

The rest of the day was pretty much uneventful. We ran into some children of Khione that had blonde hair and blue eyes, and they made snow and stuff. Then we had a gingerbread making competition, which I won because I win everything and I made out with whoever I'm going out with right now (tbh I think the author forgot) and stuff. Then Nico went to bed because it's 11 am and it's nighty-night time for him. Then a bunch of stuff happened between 11 am and 7 pm but the author is too lazy to write about it so we'll start at 7pm

So it's finally nighttime on Christmas eve. Nico's now waking up because it's daytime for him. (Tbh I think he's sleepwalking the whole time, why else would be doing that cray-cray stuff like date Arabell? Oops, don't tell her I said that!) Then we all got ready for bed. Will went to bed while it was still light outside because he was too scared to see the sun go down. Then we all went to sleep early for once because it's Christmas eve.

I woke up early with a scream. At first I thought Nico was having another one of his nightmares because Nico always had nightmares for some reason but then I remembered Nico was already awake. We all ran downstairs to see what was wrong.

"SANTA'S GONE!" Nico screamed.

Holly rolled her eyes, "Typical."

"Wait, tell us exactly what happened, Nico," Annabeth demanded.

Nico sighed, "Well, I was sitting here day dreaming about Percy's and Jason's and Leo's and Will's abs when--"

Lea gasped, "Wait, WILL HAS ABS? But he's, like, chubby and stuff! " Everyone started at Lea with annoyance, especially Will.

"Of course I have abs, and I am not chubby!" Will took his shirt and he did indeed have abs (because every guy character had to have abs).

Lea blushed, "Oh sorry, wrong Will..." Lea slowly sinked into the back of the crowd of people.

"Did anyone else notice that Nico was daydreaming about all the boys' abs?" Grover asked before I pushed him into the Land of Stories.

Grover's POV

"Ugh, I shouldn't have said anything," I groaned as I fell back into The Land of Stories.

"Told ya," Frank replied.

Annabell's POV

"GUYS, LOOK AT THE TOPIC AT HAND!" Holly groaned. "Nico, what happened?"

"So while I was daydreaming--"

"GET TO THE POINT!" Holly yelled.

Nico groaned, "FINE! So Santa came down the chimney, right? He was all safe, no flames in fireplace, okay--"

"JUST TELL US WHAT HAPPENED!" Holly screamed.

"Well, if you let me talk, you would know," Nico smirked as Holly stomped her foot in frustration. "Anyway, so Santa came down all safely, right? But then he sunk right through the floor! And the worst part is--"

"WHAT?!" Everyone screamed in anticipation.

"HE TOOK ALL THE PRESENTS WITH HIM! T.T * TEAR *" Nico started crying.

Holly turned back to us. "Guys, we have to save my dad! Because if we don't, Christmas will be ruined because for some reason every Christmas story is about saving Santa!"

"Okay, well, where do we start?" I asked. Dam, it's been a long time since I last talked!

"Let's start by going to the North Pole!" Holly got up from where she was sitting (even though she wasn't sitting) and began to skip towards the door.

"How?" Luna asked. "It'll take hours getting there with a plane! We don't have extra hours to spared!"

Holly smirked, "That's why I'm here." We walked outside to see that Santa's sleigh was still outside. It was red and green and stuff. We walked up to the sleigh, it had room for everyone except one person. "Oh schist, I guess I won't be in the sleigh..." Holly took off her jacket and shook her back. In between her shoulder blades she had... she had... WINGS. ANGEL WINGS. Then we flew towards the North Pole all swag-like.

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A few minutes later we arrived at the North Pole. Holly lightly hit the ground with her feet (which had black Uggs on them, more useless information) and ran towards us. "Is everyone okay?" Oh, I forgot to mention, we crashed, but I was too busy describing Holly's shoes that I didn't mention it. Sorry. Haha, NOT. Percy tried getting out of the sleigh, but he cried.

"I'VE BROKEN ALL MY BONES!!!! WILL, HELP ME!" Will used his magical of Apollers to heal Percy. Honestly, if Will wasn't in BOO (I'm too lazy to type or the proper title like the rest of the fandom), he wouldn't be in any fanfics. We would magically heal Percy using nectar and ambrosia, which the author totes forgot about.

"Guys, we need to head to the Workshop," Holly said. She lead us top a Workshop where elves were making toys and stuff. "Does anyone have any reports on my dad?" Holly asked the elves. One of the elves looked up, she had long brown hair and was wearing a green dress.

"Our searchers have found Mr. Claus's last location." The elf pulled out a tablet that had a picture of the world and a red dot on Long Island. "It shows he's still here, even though he miraculously disappeared about 30 minutes ago."

Holly nodded, "Thanks Ginger. But is there any way you can locate where he is now?" Ginger started tapping the tablet screen a bunch of times.

"I don't think I can... Wait... In getting a signal... I got it!"

Holly looked over Ginger's shoulder. "Uh oh," Holly muttered.

"What?" Arabell asked, I have no idea where she came from...

"Santa's in Hollywood," Ginger began. What so bad about that?

Holly must've read my mind because she said,  "Home of Clichés."

(A/N Okay, that's the end of the first part of my two-part series! The next part will be uploaded tomorrow... Hopefully. Anyway, I'm sorry if it's not that cliché, I've been trying really h ard to make it cliché, but it's just not happening. Media music is A Mad Russian Christmas by Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Oh, and this chappie is dedicated to @CoralCat21 for coming up with all those really funny ships like Percy x Rainbow Dash and Nico x Miley Cyrus. I'm serious, those ships made my day. Happy Christmas Eve/Good day/night/week off/school day/whatever. Well, BYERSIEBYES MY FLUFFY ENCHILEADAS!!!

With Love, Pacific Green Sea Turtles, and Fluffy Pies,

~Chilea, daughter of Demeter and legacy of Apollo.❀ ☼