THE FAB CAST

Mary Sue as Annabell Chase (YES. I MEAN ANNABELL. I KNOW HOW TO SPELL ANNABETH).

Some Random Black Haired Chick as Arabell Gonzales

Me (You know, Chilea) as Cliché Author

You (The Fluffy Enchileadas) as The Disgusted Readers

Sir Flobbenschnider as Himself

That Daughter of Artemis We all Hate as Luna Moon

A Dumb Chick that Says Hai as Aquamarine Jackson

Creeper Guy as Tanner

The Regina George of Goode as Brittani

Some Random Kid as Ryler

Another One of Harry Styles' Daughters as Claire Styles

That One Unnecessary Character as Sunshine Solace

The OP Demigod Magician as Chloe

That Narcissistic Author as Lea

That [Insert Cuss Word Here] Cheerleader as Staci Collins

Some Random Emo Girl as Onyx

Anyone But Logan Lerman as Percy Jackson

White Brandon T. Jackson as Grover Underwood

Idk Why Everyone Likes This Alexandra Daddari Chick as Annabeth Chase. We all know Annasophia Robb would be better.

Paloma Kwiatkowski Was Actually Somewhat Well as Thalia Grace

OH MY GODS JAKE ABEL IS SO HOT as Luke Castellan

NOOO NOT HARRY STYLES as Leo Valdez

Some Random Asian Dude as Frank Zhang

Cat Sings Better than Victoria Justice as Piper McLean

That Random Black Chick Who Died in the Hunger Games as Hazel Levesque

Zendaya Who Actually Knows Her Last Name as Reyna (The Author is too Lazy To Put Her Last Name)

Could Alexander Ludwig Be Any More Perfect as Jason Grace? Seriously, he's perfect for that part!

If Tom Felton Weren't So Old He'd Be Good as Octavian

Ender from Ender's Game as Nico di Angelo. Actually, Scratch that, Ender as Percy.

Skandar Keynes Would Actually Be Better as Nico di Angelo

Scratch Ender as Percy. Ender for young Percy. Braeden Lemasters as Percy Jackson

Cody Linley (Wasn't he on Hannah Montana as Miley's boyfriend or something?) as Will Solace

Douglas Smith Was Actually Good as Tyson

I Heard Somewhere That Paul Butcher Would Be Good as Octavian, actually.

Emily Browning as Ella. Actually, scratch that, Ella's not even here.

Actually, Forget that Un-Talented Victoria Justice. Sarah Hyland as Piper McLean. She's Way Prettier Anyway.

Some Southern Italian Chick as Scarlet di Angelo

OMGS I LOVE CHRIS COLFER as Francis

Anime Chick as Celeste Black