Moments Worth Facepalming in PJO Fanfics

So I know some people have done these, but I decided to do one because I facepalm so much while reading PJO fanfics. But the idea of doing one of these rant books is from @Pandaluv_'s story Typical and Dumb Moments in Percy Jackson Fanfictions and @PiecesOfDreams_'s Things You Hate About Fanfiction (Percy Jackson Edition). You should check their stories because it's hilarious and so true! So check them out ASAP, because if you don't I will come into your room at night while you're sleeping and breathe on you. Okay, not really, but PLEASE check them out! Okay, on with the rants!