Chapter 16

"L-Lan Zhan! Lan Zhan! Help me! Help!" Wei Ying cried loudly as he ran around Cloud Recesses and finally, barged into the meeting hall and pounced on Lan Zhan.

Lan Zhan carried Wei Ying protectively while Lan QiRen's blood boiled the moment he heard Wei Ying shouting and even more when Wei Ying barged in.

Lan XiChen chuckled at this scene while Jiang Cheng who was beside him simply rolled his eyes.

"Wei WuXian! Do you know how late you are? Never mind if you don't want to join the discussion but don't disturb us!" Lan QiRen scolded.

Wei Ying pouted at Lan Zhan "Lan Zhan! That stupid dog is just 5 months old but he already hates me!"

Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes again then shouted "Wei WuXian, he has a name!" Wei Ying glared at Jiang Cheng "How can you call that dog Little Handsome?! You should call my son little handsome instead!"

Wei Ying gave birth to a son a few days after Jiang Cheng's marriage. They didn't even know he was pregnant till 3 months before he was due.

And now, Jiang Cheng is 4 months pregnant. Little Handsome had a small staring competition with Lan Zhan before he was shooed away.

In the end, he cuddled between XiChen and Jiang Cheng. Jiang Cheng stroked the husky and said "Huan, I want a golden retriever too"

"Mn, let's get one soon" XiChen readily agreed and Wei Ying widened his eyes. "You crazy psychopath! Lan Zhan! They want more dogs!"

Lan QiRen frowned deeper as Jiang Cheng and Wei Ying started quarelling. He shook his head, knowing the meeting would not be able to continue today.

Meanwhile, XiChen was trying to calm his angry, pregnant husband. In the end, Lan Zhan carried Wei Ying while XiChen carried Jiang Cheng away.

Just like that, the peacefulness in Cloud Recesses which was disturbed by Wei WuXian is now disturbed by Jiang Cheng and dogs too.

TIME SKIP <3 years>

4 year old Lan Xing and 3 year old Lan Chen were holding small swords that Wei Ying made for them and playing around.

"A-Xing! A-Chen! Stop playing, come wash up" Jiang Cheng shouted for the two kids.

The two kids ran to Jiang Cheng. "Uncle, where is father and daddy?" Lan Xing asked with a pout.

Jiang Cheng frowned as he thought about Lan Zhan and Wei Ying but looked back at Lan Xing and patted his head. "They are fuc-...playing too. They should be done in a few hours, okay?"

"What's fuc-playing?" The two boys asked and Jiang Cheng mentally cursed his mouth. "It's the same as playing"

Lan Xing pouted "No fair! Father and daddy played for so long. I want to continue playing too"

Lan Chen held Lan Xing's hand and nodded "Daddy, can we play somemore?"

Jiang Cheng sighed as the two kids started pleading him but brightened when his saviour came.

"WanYin" XiChen called as he gave Jiang Cheng a forehead kiss then bent down and gave Lan Chen a forehead kiss too.

"Me too!" Lan Xing said and XiChen chuckled, kissing him on the forehead too. Jiang Cheng then pulled XiChen up "Why am I getting the same treatment as them?"

XiChen laughed and kissed Jiang Cheng on the lips, making Jiang Cheng blush as the two kids were still here. "Huan!" Jiang Cheng complained but XiChen kissed deeper.

Jiang Cheng backed away with a blush as the two kids continued looking with confusion. XiChen smiled and wrapped one arm around Jiang Cheng's waist. "What's wrong?"

Jiang Cheng then turned back to the kids "It's time to study but they want to continue playing"

"Father and daddy are still fuc-playing too!" Lan Xing said, making XiChen widen his eyes.

Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes at Lan Xing, mentally badmouthing his parents while XiChen smiled "Don't say that okay? There is no such word"

Lan Xing and Lan Chen looked at each other with question marks while XiChen looked at Jiang Cheng.

"W-What? It slipped my mouth okay?" Jiang Cheng mumbled and XiChen shrugged "I didn't say anything"

"Bully..." Jiang Cheng mumbled, making XiChen smile. XiChen then bent down to the two kids.

"A-Xing, A-Chen, your can go play today. If anything happens, just go find granduncle, okay?"

Jiang Cheng widened his eyes as he grabbed XiChen's arm and hissed "Huan! What are you saying!"

However, the two kids had already cheered and ran off together, hand-in-hand, with their wooden swords.

XiChen smiled "It's fine, let them play a little more. Besides, we have something to do"

"What?" Jiang Cheng groaned "I'm too tired to handle sect matters now"

XiChen chuckled and kissed Jiang Cheng "Don't worry, we're not handling sect matters. We're going to try the word you created just now"

Jiang Cheng blushed as he stepped back "There is no such word" XiChen smiled and pulled him in by the waist "Yea, so we can create that word"

Jiang Cheng place his two hands on XiChen's chest, trying to push him away "N-No... It still hurts from yesterday"

"WanYin, do you want another child?" XiChen asked as he guided Jiang Cheng back to their room.

"W-What?" Jiang Cheng stood frozen and XiChen smiled. "Let's not use protection today"

"O-Okay..." Jiang Cheng mumbled. Wei Ying is pregnant again and Jiang Cheng was slightly jealous. He wanted more kids too.

XiChen smiled as he could tell Jiang Cheng was feeling happy. He kissed Jiang Cheng again before holding his hands as they made their way back to their room.

Meanwhile, Lan Xing and Lan Chen who were playing stopped. Lan Xing asked "A-Chen, do you know what's fuc-playing?"

Lan Chen tilted his head before responding "Father said that there is no such word"

Lan Xing shook his head and whispered "Your father is wrong" Lan Xing then scooted over to Lan Chen and placed his arm around him.

"I'll tell you a secret. I heard Daddy say the same word" Lan Xing said and Lan Chen exclaimed "We can ask your father!"

Lan Xing shook his head and whispered "Daddy told me not to tell anyone, especially Father. Or else, he won't be able to walk for days and his back might break"

Lan Chen thought about it "We can ask granduncle! Father say if anything happens, we can find granduncle!"

Lan Xing patted Lan Chen's back "You're so smart!" and off they went to find Lan QiRen...

Lan QiRen was fuming mad when he heard that word. Who almost taught his grandsons such vulgar words?!

"Who said that?" Lan QiRen asked, trying to calm himself down and the two replied "Daddy"

Lan QiRen felt himself getting a stroke though he already expected it. He immediately called for Wei Ying and Jiang Cheng.

"Those brats!" Lan QiRen huffed and got even angrier when he learned from the disciples that neither of them responded and... indecent things were heard from both their rooms.

Well, the next day Wei Ying was suffering from punishment from both Lan QiRen and Lan Zhan.

He ended up copying rules while being pounded from behind as Lan Zhan made Wei Ying repeat the promise of not teaching the kids bad words over and over again.

Wei Ying was glad he was 2 months pregnant or the weight in his bloated stomach would kill him.

Meanwhile, Jiang Cheng was copying the rules while being pampered by XiChen. He felt blessed to be saved from a punishment like Wei Ying's but took it back when XiChen worked on him the whole night.

And the next day, Wei Ying and Jiang Cheng were glaring at each other as they limped around.