Chapter 5: The Brawl

SMG4: What a win for Japan!!!

Kaizo: I told you that we would make a another World Cup shock!

Melony: Congratulations, you two! You're in the Knockout Stages!

Boopkins: Welcome to the Knockout Stage Club!

Saiko: Thank you, everyone!

...

SMG4: We are all Cooking on Gas, at the moment!!! England, Australia and Japan are all through to the Last 16!!!

Mario: It's so good that all 3 teams are in the Last 16!!!

Bob: The real business begins, this weekend! This is the stage that I'm gonna keep pooping myself and having Heart-Attacks!

Boopkins: Same here! Knockout Stages are NEVER easy...

Melony: At least, we'll keep supporting our England team.

Bob: Do you know something else?

Mario: What?

Bob: GERMANY ARE OUT!!!

Luigi: I know!!!

Mario: What is happening in this World Cup?!

Bob: What's next?! England beating France in the Quarter-Finals?!

SMG4: Aww... imagine that!

Boopkins: That would be absolutely amazing!!!

Meanwhile...

SMG3: I like Doha... it has beautiful views.

*CAMERA SHUTTER*

https://youtu.be/ZY4nGIvK8w0

SMG3: *sigh* The photo is too blurry... Imma try again.

Later... Whimpu turned up.

SMG3: Whimpu?

Whimpu: ...

SMG3: Whimpu, what's up?

Whimpu: ...

SMG3: What's the matter, buddy?

Whimpu: *sigh* I'm just being on my own...

SMG3: What? What's going on?

Whimpu: ...

SMG3: Mate, you look terrible!

Whimpu: *sigh* I... I can't bloody talk...

SMG3: Speak to me, pal! Why the long face?

Whimpu: I'm... I'm gonna die as a virgin...

...

SMG3: What makes you say that?

Whimpu: I... I caught... my Queen... kissing Kaizo...

SMG3: Eh?!

Whimpu: I went to go back to the Cabin... as I was on my back, I found Saiko munching Kaizo's lips off!

SMG3: Saiko and Kaizo are dating?

Whimpu: ...

SMG3: Christ! I've never heard rumours about that! I swear to god!

Whimpu: I'm off to be alone...

SMG3: No, Whimpu! I'll come with you, mate!

Whimpu: No, SMG3! Honestly... I'll be fine.

SMG3: Mate, I'm coming with you!

...

Whimpu: *sigh* My life has been a lie...

SMG3: Don't say that! Come on, let's go.

Back in Camp...

Tari: Did you hear that England, Australia and Japan are all through to the Last 16?

Meggy: I know! Who would've thought?!

Tari: I'm enjoying this holiday! You never know what's gonna happen!

...

Meggy: Do you think Saiko and Kaizo might get married in a couple of years?

Tari: That would be brilliant! I love seeing my friends getting married!

Meggy: And, do you think they could have their own kids? Just like mine?

Tari: To be fair... I can see them having their own family in about 5 - 10 years time.

Meggy: Life is sweet, at the moment.

Tari: I'm still very happy for Saiko and Kaizo.

Gino/Emily: *yawns* 🥱

Meggy: Someone's getting sleepy.

Tari: I love your kids, so much... Meggy!

Meggy: Of course, you do.

Back with Whimpu...

Whimpu: I don't understand... why the hell would she do that to me?!

SMG3: To be honest... I don't even know...

Whimpu: My life was going smooth until that man came out of her computer screen! Why couldn't she just leave him in there and destroy her computer?!

SMG3: Are you sure that it's not just your imagination?

Whimpu: No! I saw it with my own two eyes!

SMG3: Look, how about we go back to Camp and get your mind cleared?

Whimpu: I also trashed the Cabin...

SMG3: *sigh* Right...

...

Whimpu: What am I gonna do?

SMG3: I'm sure that you'll get laid, at some point.

Then...

Melony: Come on, new couple! Lead the way!

Mario: And, don't get us lost!

Saiko: We'll try not to.

The others appeared.

SMG4: Hey-up, you two! Fancy seeing you here!

Whimpu: Alright...

Kaizo: Um...

Whimpu: Alright?!

Saiko: *sigh* Hey, Whimpu...

Luigi: Um... what's wrong, Whimpu?

Whimpu: You all having a good night?

Melony: What's with the face-ache, Whimpu?

...

Whimpu: *sigh* It's just... I feel like an idiot, in front of you all...

Bob: Eh?

Kaizo: *sigh* You don't look like an idiot!

Whimpu: I feel like one, Kaizo... to be honest with you!

Kaizo: But, you're not!

Whimpu: You certainly know how to treat me like one, though... don't you?!

Kaizo: ...

Whimpu: Don't you?!

Mario: Um... what's going on?

SMG3: Is... Saiko and Kaizo dating?

Whimpu: Nah, SMG3! I'll talk...

Whimpu: You let me go to the Al Bayt Stadium all by myself, and you didn't even turn up! And, I wanted to hang out! It were freaking planned for us, Saiko!!! And, did you ever turn up?!

Saiko: ...

Whimpu: No! I thought not!!!

...

Whimpu: I really, really loved you... Saiko! I used to call you, my Queen!!! Didn't I?! Yeah, I did! I even cried with you, you slag!!!

Melony: Huh?

Whimpu: Do you remember that?! Bloody crying with you when you were in that hospital bed?!

*SNIFF*

Whimpu: *sigh* You broke it!!! You've broken every single one of my dreams, you have!

Kaizo: Well... I didn't start this relationship, on purpose...

Whimpu: Nah! You just did, anyway! Didn't you?!

Kaizo: ...

Whimpu: Eh?

Boopkins: Um...

Whimpu: And, I caught you doing some Tongue-wrestling, earlier on! How long have doing that?! I know... 3 days!!!

Saiko/Kaizo: ...

Whimpu: What have you been doing, for the past 3 bloody days?!?!?!

Boopkins: What's wrong with Saiko and Kaizo dating?

Whimpu: I've been going mental, Boopkins!!! I was going mad, kiddo!!!

...

Kaizo: Let me explain...

Whimpu: I'm not finished yet!!!

Kaizo: Um...

Whimpu: I tried to stick my head in the bathroom sink!!! I tried to kill myself!!!

JubJub: Huh?

Whimpu: Did you know that?! Are you bleeding aware of that?!

Kaizo: Well...

Whimpu: Are any of you aware of it?! I've been going mad!!!

Kaizo: ...

Whimpu: *sigh* For God's sake...

Saiko and Kaizo began walking away.

Whimpu: Yeah, go on! Piss off!!!

The others started walking away.

Whimpu: And, all of you! Go on, then!

SMG4: Bloody hell, Whimpu...

Whimpu: See you in a bit! Yeah... I'll see you in a bit, mate!!!

Mario: What the hell is his problem?!

Luigi: I don't know!

Whimpu: What the hell is my problem?! You're all siding with that White-haired twat, there!!!

Mario: You what?!

Luigi: We're not siding!

Whimpu: You are!!! You're all siding with that idiot!!!

Boopkins: No, we're not!!!

Whimpu: YOU'RE SIDING WITH HIM!!!!! 😡

Melony: We're not siding, Whimpu!!!

Whimpu: Well... what have they been doing, there?!?!?! Snogging each other, for the past 3 bloody days!!!

SMG3: Calm down, Whimpu!!!

Whimpu: How can I calm down?! When these two have been lying to me, this whole time?!?!?!

SMG3: Whimpu...

Whimpu: I bleeding loved Saiko to bits!!! My life has been a lie... AND, I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF!!!

SMG4: Whimpu, your life is not a lie!!!

Whimpu: I thought all of you were my friends!!! All of you are celebrating their relationship!!!

Boopkins: But... we are friends!!!

Whimpu: You were all good friends to me!!!

Bob: We're still are, mate!

...

Whimpu: And, Saiko... I loved you to bits, you bloody horrible slag!!! Until, this twat came out of your computer screen!!!

Saiko/Kaizo: ...

Whimpu: How can you still stand there, Kaizo! Why haven't you pissed off?!

Kaizo: Look...

*PUSH*

Whimpu: PISS OFF!!!

Luigi: Jesus!!!

SMG4: Oi, Whimpu!!! There's no need for that!!!

SMG4 held on to Whimpu

Whimpu: SMG4, get off me!!!

Mario: Whimpu, Japan is in the Knockout Stages!!!

Melony: Just leave it, Whimpu! Please!

Whimpu: LET ME HAVE HIM!!!

Boopkins: Whimpu! Please, don't!

SMG4: Come on, Whimpu!!!

Whimpu: GET OFF ME, SMG4!!!

*PUSH*

SMG4: Ow!!!

Kaizo: I don't want any trouble!!!

*PUSH*

Kaizo: Please---

*PUSH*

Mario: Whimpu!!!

*PUNCH*

Kaizo: Ouch!!!

Mario: WHIMPU!!!

Whimpu: YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!! 😡😡😡

Mario: WHIMPU!!!

Saiko: NO!!!

Melony: GET OFF HIM!!!

SMG4: WHIMPU, THAT'S ENOUGH!!!

SMG4 and Luigi managed to get Whimpu off of Kaizo.

Whimpu: LET ME HAVE SOME MORE!!!

SMG4: GET AWAY!!! 

Luigi: COME ON, MAN!!!

Whimpu: *panting* GET THE HELL OFF ME!!!

Bob: PLEASE, CHILL!!!

...

Kaizo: We are not fighting you!!!

Whimpu: YOU CAN GET AWAY FROM ME!!! GET AWAY!!!

Saiko: Whimpu, let's just talk!

Whimpu: What do I do now?! You ruined my life!!! Do you know that?! You ruined it!!!

Kaizo: ...

Saiko: I'm sorry, Whimpu!

Whimpu: No! You're not sorry!!!

Saiko: I am!!!

Whimpu: You used to be a nice Queen, to me!!! And now... you're a bloody Snake in the Grass!!!

Kaizo: Mate...

Whimpu: And, so are you... Kaizo!!!

Saiko: Whimpu...

Whimpu: We used to be like Romeo and Juliet... I would've died for you!!! That's what I would have done!!!

...

Kaizo: Look...

Whimpu: Bloody go away from me, you two!

SMG3: Come on, Kaizo...

Whimpu: Yeah, go on! Piss off! Get out of my sight!!!

Saiko and Kaizo walked away.

Mario: Whimpu... come on, mate.

Whimpu: No! You're alright, Mario! Go away from me!

Boopkins: Try to think of their happiness!

Bob: Boopkins, leave him!

JubJub: No!

Whimpu: Just leave me in peace!!!

Melony: Come on, guys! Let's just go!

Mario: But... we're all still friends, right?!

Whimpu: Mario, please!

Luigi: Whimpu!

Whimpu: I'M ALRIGHT!!! GO!!! GO AWAY FROM ME!!!

SMG3: Alright, Whimpu! Let's get away from them!

SMG4: Okay! We're going!

Whimpu: GO AWAY FROM ME, ALL OF YOU!!!

Mario: Alright! Calm down!

SMG4: Bloody hell, mate! Come on!

SMG3: Leave him! Seriously!

JubJub: Whimpu...

Whimpu: JubJub, go away!

Boopkins: JubJub!

Whimpu: GO AWAY!!! JUST GO AWAY!!!

Melony: Come on, guys! Just come on!

Whimpu: GO, NOW!!!

The others walked away.

SMG3: Come on, Whimpu! Let's just get away from them!

Whimpu: ...

SMG3: It's okay, Whimpu!

Suddenly...

Whimpu: GRRR!!!!! 😡😡😡

Whimpu rushed to Kaizo.

SMG3: WHIMPU, NO!!!!!

https://youtu.be/-k1a8gjUFH4

Kaizo: *SCREAMS* AHH!!!

SMG4: WHIMPU!!!!!

Mario: NO!!! GET OFF HIM!!!!!

Luigi: GET OFF!!!!!

Bob: HOLY CHRIST!!!!!

Melony: STOP IT!!!!!

Mario managed to get Whimpu off of Kaizo.

Whimpu: *SCREAMS* AHH!!!!! 😡😡😡

...

Bob: FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!

Luigi: COME ON, MAN!!! JUST MOVE!!!

Boopkins: IS KAIZO OKAY?!?!?!

Kaizo's face was battered.

Boopkins: OMG!!! LOOK AT HIS FACE!!!

Kaizo tried to walk.

Mario: No!!!

Melony: Just leave it, Kaizo!!!

Boopkins: HE'S GOT A POINT, JUST LEAVE IT!!!

Luigi: Kaizo!!! Kaizo!!! Kaizo!!! Please, come on!!!

SMG4: Leave it, Kaizo!!! Come on!!!

*PUSH*

Kaizo: JUST GET OFF ME!!!!!

Bob: PLEASE, NO!!!

Melony: HE'S GOT A POINT, KAIZO!!!

Bob: CAN WE JUST GO, PLEASE!!!

Mario: Let's get out of here!!!

The gang rushed away.

Whimpu: I FUCKING LOVED YOU, SAIKO!!!!!

SMG3: Whimpu!

Whimpu: DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!

...

SMG3: Come on, let's just go!

Whimpu: *panting* I'm... I'm alright now...

SMG3: Mate! Chill out, now!

Whimpu started to cry.

Whimpu: *sobbing* I'm gonna die a virgin!!! 😭

SMG3: No! That's not gonna be true!

*HUG*

Whimpu: *sobbing* 😭

SMG3: It's okay, Whimpu! It's okay... It's okay... It's okay...