Chapter 3: The New Couple

THE NEXT DAY... (29 NOVEMBER)

Saiko: Morning!

Kaizo: Christ! Can't you hear the shower running?!

Saiko: You keep forgetting to lock the door.

Kaizo: Ah...

Saiko: Since we're a new couple... may I join?

Kaizo: I'm nearly done, anyway.

Saiko: Oh... there's no need to be shy.

Saiko took her clothes off.

Kaizo: OMG...

Saiko: You like what you see?

Kaizo: What a nude body, you got.

Saiko: I'm coming in!

Kaizo: I'm actually done, so... I'm getting out.

Kaizo got out.

Saiko: Aww, man...

Kaizo: May I... stay and watch you shower yourself?

Saiko: You know what? If you like.

Kaizo: Dat ass, though.

Saiko: Cheeky.

Meanwhile...

Boopkins: 🎶 DON'T TAKE ME HOME... PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME HOME... I JUST DON'T WANNA GO TO WORK!!! 🎶

Bob: 🎶 I WANNA STAY HERE... DRINK ALL YOUR BEER... PLEASE DON'T, PLEASE DON'T TAKE HOME!!! 🎶

Mario: If England win against Wales... they're in the Round of 16.

Rob: I really hope that happens! That game against the USA was just... absolute boring! 

JubJub: COME ON, ENGLAND!!!

...

Melony: Fingers crossed for tonight, Boys!!!

Boopkins: COME ON!!!

SMG4: Right! I'm going back to my Cabin.

Mario: You're still going to the England game, right?

SMG4: Maybe.

Luigi: See you in a bit.

SMG4 went away.

Later...

SMG4: Time for my daily dose of---

SMG4 caught Saiko and Kaizo.

Saiko/Kaizo: *snogging*

SMG4: ...

SMG4 got his phone out.

*CAMERA SHUTTER*

https://youtu.be/ZY4nGIvK8w0

Saiko: Oi! What are you doing?!

SMG4: *wheezes* Get a room, you two! 😂

Saiko: *sigh*

SMG4: I heard rumours from Tari that you had feelings for Kaizo.

Saiko: We even showered, together.

SMG4: Ooo! 'Ello!

Kaizo: Um... that's not true.

SMG4: How are you two getting on, as a new couple?

Saiko: Actually, it's not that bad.

Kaizo: Yeah! We slept on the same bed, last night.

SMG4: That's nice! I'm happy for you, both!

Saiko: Thanks.

SMG4 went away.

Kaizo: Everybody's gonna know now.

Saiko: Looks like it.

Kaizo: How do you think Whimpu is gonna act? I'm a bit concerned about that.

Saiko: *sigh* Forget about him... he's probably just being silly.

Kaizo: He said something like... we won't like him when he's angry.

Saiko: He's being a simp... I know Whimpu, he's probably gonna be a cry-baby.

Kaizo: Hmm... you may have a point.

Saiko: Now, where were we?

Then... Whimpu turned up.

Whimpu: Hi-ya!

Saiko/Kaizo: AHH!!!

Whimpu: You OK?

Saiko: Jesus! Will you stop creeping up on us!

Whimpu: Are you still off to a Football game, that you mentioned... last night?

Saiko: Um... yeah?

Whimpu: Where shall we go?

Saiko: Um...

Kaizo: Al Bayt Stadium! Netherlands vs Qatar! Be there!

Whimpu: Okie-dokie.

Whimpu went away.

Kaizo: That was close.

Saiko: Stop worrying! Besides, at least he'll be further away... because, the Al Bayt Stadium is the furthest away.

Kaizo: Right...

Saiko: Let's not bother about hanging out with him... he's such a jerk!

Kaizo: You are sneaky.

THAT EVENING...

Whimpu: *sigh* Where the hell are they? Kick off starts in about 15 minutes!

...

Whimpu: I better get inside... the streets are getting empty and I hope I'm not gonna watch this match with me, myself and I!

A FEW HOURS LATER...

Bob/Boopkins: 🎶 SOUTHGATE, YOU'RE THE ONE... YOU STILL TURN ME ON... FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME, AGAIN!!! 🎶

SMG4: What a win for England!!!

Melony: WE'RE IN THE KNOCKOUT STAGES, BOYS!!!

Rob: COME ON, LADS!!!

Mario: Hey Guys, I know what will cheer you up!

Bob: What would that be?

Mario: IT'S COMING HOME!!!

https://youtu.be/2FMWEAMt2aI

Bob: YOU'RE GOD-DAMN RIGHT, MARIO!!!

Everyone: *CHEERING* COME ON!!! 🎉

Later...

Tari: How was the game?

Mario: England are through!!!

Meggy: That's brilliant!!!

SMG4: So... England will play again on Sunday night. Where the real business begins for them, when they take on Senegal.

Tari: Senegal are Champions of Africa, you know.

Mario: Let's hope England are the better side. 🤞

Meggy: Right! Let's get to bed.

Meanwhile...

SMG3: Hi-ya, mate.

Whimpu: ...

SMG3: You would not believe what happened to... me...

Whimpu: ...

SMG3: What's up with you?

Whimpu: Nought...

SMG3: Whimpu, mate... what's up?

Whimpu: *sigh* I just got things on my mind...

SMG3: Are you afraid that Japan's gonna get beat by Spain?

Whimpu: Nah... it's just... Saiko and Kaizo have agreed to hang out with me and go to the Netherlands vs Qatar game... but, they never turned up.

SMG3: How was that game?

Whimpu: Netherlands won 2 - 0.

SMG3: Ah...

...

Whimpu: I can sense something fishy, to be honest...

SMG3: Why?

Whimpu: What if my Queen is going out with Kaizo?

SMG3: Why would they do that?

Whimpu: What if it's true, though?!

SMG3: I've never heard rumours about that.

Whimpu: I'm getting moody...

SMG3: Listen, I'm sure Saiko x Kaizo doesn't exist... just get that off of your mind.

Whimpu: *sigh* I guess, you're right...

...

Bob: IT'S COMING HOME, GUYS!!!

Boopkins: BRING IT ON!!!

Whimpu: What's going on, out there?

SMG3: England are in the Knockout Stages.

Whimpu: Ah...