PREVIOUSLY

Mario: *sigh*

Girl: Oi, you!

Mario: Talking to me?

Girl: Nice Bike, like.

Mario: If you're thinking about stealing it, think again... the Chain is snapped and it's not going anywhere! Plus, it's a Rental.

Girl: Oh, I see.

D. Wendy: We got the Money, and where's the Stuff?

Annabelle: Um...

D. Wendy: DON'T TELL ME YA LOST IT!!!

Annabelle: W- Well... ya see... some idiot snatched it, and...

*TACKLE*

Annabelle: AHH!!!

D. Wendy: *SCREAMS* SO, YA TELLING ME... WE GOT ALL OF THE MONEY, AND YA DON'T EVEN HAVE THE STUFF?!?!?! 😡😡😡

Annabelle: LOOK, IT WASN'T ME FAULT... I--

D. Wendy: YA DAFT WHORE!!!

https://youtu.be/KZcC1oK291I

*PUNCH*

*KICK*

Annabelle: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😭😭😭

Mario: O- OMG... Poor Girl!!!

D. Wendy: YA HAVE UNTIL TONIGHT, TO GET A NEW BAG!!!

Annabelle: P- Please... that won't be enough time, like!

D. Wendy: DO YA WANNA DIE?!?!?!

Annabelle: N- No...

D. Wendy: IF YOU DON'T GET A NEW BAG... WE WILL GET THE LEADER TO KILL YOU!!!

Mario: I wouldn't do that if I were you!

Mario: Let the Girl go!

D. Wendy: Who the hell are ya?!

Mario: My name is Mario, and I'm Annabelle's Manager.

D. Wendy: Oh... ya have a Manager now, Annabelle?!

Annabelle: ...

Mario: There's no need for Violence... and I'm afraid there's been a mix up with your Crack.

D. Wendy: Oh... well, don't we feel stupid.

Mario: Try again later.

D. Wendy: You're lucky that you've got a new Bodyguard, Annabelle.

D. Bowser: So... ya must be Annabelle's Manager, like.

Mario: Yeah?

D. Bowser: Anyways, welcome to the Club.

Mario: Good to be here.

D. Bowser: Let me go through the Rules!

Mario: Okay?

D. Bowser: Rule No. 1; You do not talk about Thug Club.

Mario: Okay, I won't.

D. Bowser: Rule No. 2; You do NOT talk about Thug Club.

Mario: Is there a Fight Club in here.

Mario: Is there a Fight Club in here.

D. Bowser: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!

Mario: What?

Dark Bowser got close to Mario.

D. Bowser: I don't like getting interrupted!

Mario: Hmm?

D. Bowser: If you think you're smart, mate... Say the rest of the Rules!

Mario: M- Me?

D. Bowser: I'm waiting!

Thug(s): ...

Mario: U- Um...

D. Bowser: Name... ONE... Rule!

Mario: *gulp* U- Um...

Annabelle: Are you alright?

Mario: O- Okay... I got one!

D. Bowser: Say it!

Mario: All Bubble blowing Babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the Bar.

D. Bowser: ...

Thug(s): ...

D. Bowser: *sigh* Screw it... you're in.

Mario: I thought so.

Meggy: WHO THE HELL IS ANNABELLE?!?!?!

Mario: Um... an Emo?!

Meggy: WHY IS THERE A BLACK HEART EMOJI ON THE TEXT?!?!?! ALSO, THERE'S NO TEXT FROM YOUR DAD!!!

Mario: I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!!!

Meggy: *SCREAMS* MARIO... YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!! 😡😡😡

*KICK*

Mario: OUCH!!!

Meggy: WE HAVE KIDS... AND YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH AN EMO GIRL?!?!?!

Mario: I DIDN'T KISS HER!!!

Meggy: I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, ANYMORE... I'M LEAVING YOU!!!

Meggy rushed out.

Meggy: *SCREAMS* WAAA!!! 😭😭😭

SMG4: MEGGY, WAIT!!!

SMG4 chased after Meggy.

Mario: I DIDN'T CHEAT ON MEGGY!!!

SMG4/Meggy: *MUFFLES*

D. Wendy: GET THEM IN THE BACK, QUICKLY!!!

Shy Guy: LET'S GO!!!

SMG4/Meggy: *MUFFLES*

D. Wendy: GO GO GO!!!

*TYRES SCREECH*

D. Bowser: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT RUNNING AWAY... I also slashed ya Tyres, so ya not going anywhere!!!

Mario: Great... that's the 2nd time that a Rental Vehicle has been screwed.

D. Bowser: EXPLAIN, NOW!!!

Mario: A- Alright fine... I admit it! I WAS NEVER A GODFATHER... I WAS LYING TO YOU!!!

D. Bowser: YOU'RE A GRASS!!!

Mario: Look, just put the Gun down!!!

D. Bowser: Alright.

Mario: Really? That was easy!

D. Bowser: Grab the Gun, Annabelle!!!

Annabelle: Huh?

D. Bowser: I got another Gun... and if ya even think about fleeing, ya spitting Gum out through your Forehead!!!

Mario: You really gonna let Annabelle shoot me, after everything I've done for her?!

D. Bowser: ...

Mario: You are such are a sad git!!!

D. Bowser: I've had enough of you, Mario!

Mario: So have I!

D. Bowser: Annabelle... are ya gonna shut him up, or am I?!

Annabelle: Don't ya worry... I'll shut him up.

D. Bowser: Good Girl!

Mario: Eh?!

D. Bowser: I'm sorry, Mario... ya made me no choice!!!

https://youtu.be/q6Vj40bdbho

*BANG*

D. Bowser: *SCREAMS IN PAIN* AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱

Annabelle: RUN, MARIO!!!

Mario: AHH!!!

Mario ran.

D. Bowser: YA STUPID GIRL!!!

Annabelle: OH GOD!!!

D. Wendy: LET'S GET THEM!!!

D. Bowser: NO!!!

Dark Bowser grabbed another Gun.

D. Bowser: I'll deal with them, myself!!!

*COCKS GUN*

D. Bowser: YA GOING NOWHERE, MARIO!!!

Officer(s): ARMED POLICE!!!

D. Bowser: ...

Officer 1: PUT THE WEAPON DOWN!!!

D. Bowser: Wow... ya good, like.

Officer 2: DROP THE WEAPON!!!

Officer 3: DO IT NOW!!!

Mario: Come on, you idiot... put the Gun down!!!

Annabelle: It's over, Dark Bowser!

Mario: If you shoot us... these Officers will shoot you down, and you will die!

D. Bowser: ...

Officer 4: FOR THE LAST TIME... PUT THE WEAPON DOWN!!!

D. Bowser: It's worth it.

Mario: Huh?

D. Bowser: I love ya, Annabelle!

Annabelle: ...

D. Bowser: I'll see ya in Hell, Mario!

*BANG*

Mario/Annabelle: O_O

Dark Bowser shot himself.

Mario: *sigh* It's over.

Annabelle: 4 Years...

Mario: Hmm?

Annabelle: I have been trapped for 4 whole Years!

Mario: I see.

Annabelle: And now... I'm free.

*HUG*

Annabelle: I'M FREE!!!

Mario: You sure are.

Annabelle: CHEERS, PET!!!

Mario: Don't you bleeding kiss me!

Mario got out his Phone.

SMG4: What are you doing?

Mario: Turning a Geordie into a Crew Member.

*PHONE CALLING*

Luigi: This will be a long distance Friendship.

Pomni: 170 miles.

Mario: Shush, it's ringing!

[PICK UP]

Annabelle: Hello?

Mario: Hey Annabelle... are you busy on Friday night?

Annabelle: Hmm...