Chapter 7.) Lets meet the familia

About 14 seconds later, he pulled away and said, "Finally I got you to shut up, you silly Dorito. Did you not hear me saying your name while you were talking?" Dipper looked a bit pink and flustered about what he just said, but mostly, he looked caring.

"N-no, I guess not..." I replied, still trying to calm down.

"Bill... the old you wouldn't have done ANY of this. You have changed. And god dammit bill, for the billionth time, it is an amazing fucking change. There are only two things I am even mildly upset at. One: you could've started off earlier with, I was a jerk for doing that shit in the past, can we make amends and get to know each other better, I would love to be your friend. Two: What happened to calling me Pinetree you silly Dorito?"

Dipper's POV: I tried to get Bill's attention, but he was too fixated in apologizing and guilt tripping himself. Then I thought of a way to shut him up. I suddenly grabbed Bill's face in my hands, closed my eyes, and kissed him. It certainly shut him up. "Finally I got you to shut up, you silly Dorito. Did you not hear me saying your name while you were talking?" I asked him. I knew that I looked a tiny bit flustered, but I couldn't let that take control right now, I needed him to hear what I was about to say.

"N-no, I guess not..." He stammered. I could tell that he was still trying to calm down.

"Bill... the old you wouldn't have done ANY of this. You have changed. And god dammit bill, for the billionth time, it is an amazing fucking change. There are only two things I am even mildly upset at. One: you could've started off earlier with, I was a jerk for doing that shit in the past, can we make amends and get to know each other better, I would love to be your friend. Two: What happened to calling me Pinetree you silly Dorito?" I gave him a big smile after.

With tears rolling down his face, he smiled back at me. I wiped away the tears rolling down his right cheek, and he snuggled his face into my hand. But then all of a sudden, Bill got a panicked expression.

"Pinetree as much as I love doing this with you right now, sunset is almost over." I averted my gaze to the sun, and got panicked too. Bill quickly changed into the other clothes and shoes, took off his top hat, set it down on a log, and asked, "Which way, pinetree?"

3rd person POV: Dipper dragged Bill towards the mystery shack, to be greeted by Grunkle Stan and Mabel. Mabel practically tackled dipper with a hug, while Stan asked a billion questions of where he was. Then, Stan and Mabel seemed to notice Bill.

Mabel's POV: I looked behind my brother's head once I strangled him with a hug, and saw someone. He was blonde, looked our age, and was kinda cute. Not like that type of cute. I mean, I have a girlfriend, so I wouldn't dare look at anyone else that way.

We all went inside, and I asked him who he was. All of a sudden Dipper dived in. "This is..." he paused for a second, like he was lost in thought, "Bill...y."

Ok then, I thought. "So what happened tonight? Why are you with Billy? Why are you back so late"- all of a sudden, I remember something. Dipper mentioned to me once that he was bi. I looked at them up and down, and saw that they were semi leaning towards each other.

"OH MY GOSH DIPPER YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND YOU NEVER THOUGHT TO TELL ME!?"

Dipper's POV:"OH MY GOSH DIPPER YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND YOU NEVER THOUGHT TO TELL ME!?" Mabel screeched at me. Oh no...

Stan and Ford were in the room too, and instead of continuing to talk to each other, they looked at me and Bill.

Shit.

Bill's POV: "OH MY GOSH DIPPER YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND YOU NEVER THOUGHT TO TELL ME!?" Mabel screamed at Dipper.

Wait a second Stan and Ford are...right...there...

Oh fuck.

3rd person POV: The room was filled with silence for about a minute. Then, all of a sudden, Stan started clapping, Ford only a beat behind.  Mabel looked as though she was about to start clapping as well. Bill and Dipper were very confused, and Mabel could see this so she started to explain.

"Dip-Dop, I hate to break it to you, but you're always alone. You don't hang out with people, other than me, and we can all see that it's hurting. We're excited for you guys, especially for you Dipper. BUT there is one thing that we need to discuss: I'M going to be the flower girl at your guys's wedding. It is NOT up for debate." She started giggling afterwards, unable to control herself.

*time skip to later that night *

Dipper's POV:We were able to make a fairly good cover story on the spot. Long story short, Bill, or to everyone else, Billy, is now living with us. Of course, in my room. However, there is a problem: he won't leave my freaking bed.