Book 1: Chapter 16

Hey so this a bit of fluff, then onto the next adventure, with the 11th Doctor, Amy, and Rory in The Doctor's wife, well at least the first half, I am still writing the second half now. Review if there are any mistakes and if you want a specific episode. Enjoy

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.

Once in the Tardis, the Doctor pushed some buttons on the console and Rose told us she was going to rest, and I went to go sit on the captain's chair.

"Doctor?" I ask quietly, but he doesn't answer me his back turned to me as he fiddles with the Tardis.

I sighed and asked a little loud "Doctor?"

He fiddles more with other things on the console of the Tardis and I get up and lay my hand on top of his.

"I'm sorry" I tell him softly and he turns to look at me.

"I…I shouldn't have left the hospital, and I really should have let their Aunt take them to where they needed to be, but she made me go with her, and there was the Tardis, a future version of you was there, and we talked. " I tell him.

"By the time I realized what was happening, and was going to leave he stopped me and told me that I wasn't present during this adventure. And how you were panicking about me not being at your side, but that I would explain it to you later, so I'm sorry." I say and move my hand away from his but he grabs it.

"No, I shouldn't ignore you, but with what happened, I was worried that something could have gone wrong, that you didn't get out or were caught up with something, I was scared that you…" he trails off and moves his hand to cup my cheek.

"I can't and won't lose you, you are way too important to me" he tells me then moves his hands to my waist and picks me up and sets me on the console.

"Doctor…wha…" I start to say but before I can finish asking his lips are on mine.

I kiss him back and wrap my arms around his neck as he tries to pry open my mouth with his tongue, but I denied him entry to my mouth and he growls, and kisses me with more passion. When I need to breathe I tug his hair and pull away from him breathing heavily.

"I…that.. I…wow..." I breathe out.

"Yea, wow" he says and leans his forehead on mine.

"I'm tired, I haven't slept in like two days or well two adventures, last time I was able to sleep was right before I had an adventure with this version and Miss Rule Breaker" I tell him and he nods.

"Miss Rule Breaker, will you tell me who she is?" he asks.

"Dude, if I told you that would rip a hole in the universe, like a really big hole, plus you won't meet her for a while kinda, but that's not important, sleep is import.." I yawn "ant" and rub my eyes trying to fight off sleep.

"Kids are energetic, those two wanted me to play with them, but I couldn't, but can we play later, I liked playing hide-n-seek on the Tardis, she makes it fun" I say and the Doctor just smiles and picks me up and I wrap my legs around him not wanting to move away from him.

"Don't drop me please, but can you stay next to me, I feel more comfortable being near you when I sleep." I mumble into his chest and he chuckles.

After a few minutes I feel the softness of the bed and I kick my shoes off and curl into the bed.

"I thought you wanted me to stay with you?" I hear the Doctor ask and feel the bed shift then arms around me.

"Yes, now stay put, you're warmer than the comforter" I mumble and snuggle closer into his chest.

"Goodnight Harmony" he says and kisses the top of my head.

"Night Doctor" I mumble out and let sleep take over.

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.

"Love, love, you need to wake up" I hear the Doctor say to me.

"but I don't wanna, 'm still tired" I mumble out still somewhat asleep.

"You're glowing" he tells me.

"I don't wanna leave you" I mumble and clutch his shirt in my hands.

"I know, but you will see me soon, at least hopefully" he tells me then kisses my forehead and then I can't feel him near me.

I open my eyes only to be greeted by a very naked Eleventh Doctor making me squeal and bury my face in the pillow. "DO YOU HAVE TO BE NAKED!?" I yell into the pillow trying to maintain my blush.

"Sorry, sorry, but in my defense it is our room and I can walk around it naked if I want to, and it's not like you don't mind" I hear him tell me though with laughter in his voice.

"Yea, well screw you, you are rude, and now I can't go back to sleep, you have my attention now. Get dressed please, not that I don't want to see you naked, and not that I do…can you just get close on" I tell him moving to sit up with my hands covering my eyes.

"Fine" I hear him say and some shuffling then I am nearly bounced off the bed by a force that I am guessing that the Doctor jumped on the bed making me land on the floor.

"Ouch, you're mean" I cry out and pout then turn to look at him grinning and I glare at him. "You have five seconds to run, you woke me up now face the wrath of my grumpiness and I don't mean grumpy cat grumpiness but female grumpiness" I growl out at him and he sees the look in my eyes and instantly starts running for the door.

"DOCTOR!?" I yell at him and chase him out and into the console room.

"Amy, Rory hide me" I hear the Doctor say and hides behind Amy.

"Yea I totally can't see you hiding behind Little Red, darling come on I'm not an idiot, I can see you, oh and hello Amelia, Rory" I tell them then go to grab the Doctor by his bow tie and am successful.

"You are in trouble, you were naked and just standing there, are you always just naked when alone in our room?" I ask him still holding his bow tie so that his face is close to mine.

"No, but I was showering and trying to pick an outfit out." he tells me and I give him a flat look.

"Darling in case you didn't know, you don't really change what you wear at all, maybe a different bow tie here and there but never really a different outfit." I tell him then lightly kiss his cheek and he turns slightly red.

"now then, what did you just do?" I say turning around to face Amy and Rory.

"Siren on a Pirate ship" Rory tells me.

"Ahh, ooo I love what is going to happen, though right now I need to shower and get changed into something more right for this next adventure." I say and grin then walk to go take a shower.

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.

"Ahh, nice and clean, now for an outfit" I say keeping a towel wrapped around me and walking to the closet in the room.

"What have you got for me to wear today Sexy?" I ask her.

I open the closet to find a nice light blue-green shirt and some skinny jeans, as well as some interesting looking heals. "Oh come on, I hate heels they are uncomfortable" I whine and feel arms wrap around my middle causing me to squeak and grip the towel.

"I think you look nice in heels, and plus the Tardis heels are always comfortable" I hear the Doctor say into my ear.

"I am only wearing a towel" I state and feel his breath on my neck.

"I have eyes and can see that" he tells me and lightly kisses my shoulder making my breath catch in my throat.

"I need to get dressed" I tell him as he kisses up my neck.

"You can get dressed later" he tells me.

"No, no, we can't not now, I'm not ready for that, later…I just…let me get dressed…please, maybe later, but now I need to get dressed, so scoot, darling please I can't think when you…stop" I try to say but am distracted by his kisses and turn around to kiss him on his lips.

"Another time" I mumble against his lips holding the towel tighter not wanting it to fall.

"But why?" he whines after we break the kiss.

"Because, I'm not ready for that, I may kiss you but I am still early and have only done a little bit, plus not until you give me a ring will I do any of that with you" I tell him and lightly push his chest. "Now shoo, I want to, no need to get dressed go tell Rory a story that I know you want to tell, go" I tell him making him leave.

"Fine, but come back to the console room, when you are done" he tells me.

"I will, after I grab something to eat as well!" I yell back at him and grab the clothes and get dressed, then head out the door only to find the kitchen.

"Thanks Sexy, you are being very helpful, now what to eat, there has got to be something…ooo strawberries!" I say and grab the whole container of them and walk to the console room eating them.

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.

"And then we discovered it wasn't the Robot King after all, it was the real one. Fortunately, I was able to re-attach the head." the Doctor said to Rory as Amy walked into the console room, me following her.

"Do you believe any of this stuff?" Rory asks Amy turning his chair to face her.

"I was there." Amy tells him walking right past him.

"Oh, it's the warning lights. I'm getting rid of those. They never stop." the Doctor hitting some buttons on the console and I decide to just let him deal with that, and follow Rory when he gets up to go over to Amy.

"Hey. You're still thinking about it, aren't you?" Rory asks her and she gives him a glare.

"I already know, I did it already, you know me backwards" I tell them and try to comfort Amy but she shakes me off.

"Oh, shush. We saw him die." Amy tells him and looks at me "You as well, but you're fine"

"Yeah, two hundred years in the future." Rory tells her.

"Yes, but it's still going to happen." Amy tells him

"Of course it happens, and I can't and won't tell you, just know that things always might not be as they seem." I tell them as a 'Rat tat a tat tat noise starts on the Tardis door.'

"What was that?" Amy asks walking up to the console.

"The door. It knocked." I said and the Doctor turns around and looks at the door questionably.

"Right. We are in deep space" Rory says and leans against the bar on in the console room.

"Very, very deep." the Doctor says and turns to us then back to the door as it knocks again

"And somebody's knocking." Doctor says pointing at the door.

"No it's just the Tardis playing with us, of course it's knocking!" I tell him and open the door and a small glowing box is outside of it.

"Oh, come here. Come here, you scrumptious little beauty." the Doctor says trying to get the box inside.

"I'm trying not to feel insulted that you are talking about it being beautiful." I tell him as the box flies inside and ends up hitting the him on the chest.

"A box?" Rory asks.

"Doctor, what is it?" Amy asks.

"I've got mail. Time Lord emergency messaging system. In an emergency, we'd wrap up thoughts in psychic containers and send them through time and space. Anyway, there's a living Time Lord still out there, and it's one of the good ones." the Doctor says happily and goes to the console and happily.

"You said there weren't any other Time Lords left." Rory says crossing his arms.

"There are no Time Lords left anywhere in the universe. But the universe isn't where we're going. See that snake? " the Doctor says "Well, besides Harmony that is but that's different."

"Wait, what!? What do you mean 'besides Harmony'? What is that supposed to mean? Doctor!?" I say and follow him as he ignores me and continues talking.

"The mark of the Corsair. Fantastic bloke. He had that snake as a tattoo in every regeneration. Didn't feel like himself unless he had the tattoo. Or herself, a couple of times. Ooo, she was a bad girl." the Doctor says grinning then pushes something causing the console to go bang

"Oh, what is happening?" Rory yells.

"We're leaving the universe. " the Doctor yells back

"Which is a terrible idea darling!" I yell gripping the console.

"How can you leave the universe?" Amy yells.

"With enormous difficulty. Right now I'm burning up Tardis rooms to give us some welly. Goodbye, swimming pool. Goodbye, scullery. Sayonara, squash court seven." the Doctor yells and hits some buttons.

"B…but I love the pool, why the pool" I whine somewhat sulking over losing the pool even though I know I could probably get it back later.

A whoosh, thump, crash, then all is still and silent.

"Okay, okay. Where are we?" Amy says moving her hair out of her face.

"Outside the universe, where we've never, ever been." I say as the lights go out in the Tardis.

"Is that meant to be happening?" Rory asks panicky

"The power, it's draining. Everything's draining. But it can't. That's, that's impossible." the Doctor says and looks at me with wide eyes.

"What is that?" Rory asks.

"It's as if the Matrix, the soul of the Tardis, has just vanished. Where would it go?" the Doctor says looking around then at me and I avoid his eyes.

"Somewhere, just somewhere, we will find Sexy… eventually" I say and grab his hand. "I promise we will find her, okay?" I tell him and he nods.

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.

We go outside the Tardis and find a junkyard kind of place.

"Well, could look a little cleaner" I mumble and look around but feel the Doctor's hand slip into mine.

"So what kind of trouble's your friend in?" Amy asks the Doctor.

"He was in a bind. A bit of a pickle. Sort of distressed." the Doctor

"Ah, you can't just say you don't know." Amy says making me giggle a little.

"But what is this place? The scrap yard at the end of the universe?" Rory says.

"Not end of, outside of." the Doctor tells him and wraps his arm around his shoulder and pats it.

"How we can we be outside the universe? The universe is everything." Rory asks.

"Imagine a great big soap bubble with one of those tiny little bubbles on the outside." I say to him walking with them.

"Okay." Rory

"Well, it's nothing like that. Completely drained. Look at her." the Doctor tells him and lets go of his shoulder walking to the Tardis and patting her.

"Wait. So we're in a tiny bubble universe, sticking to the side of the bigger bubble universe?" Amy says waving around what I think was a spatula, leaning on a washing machine?

"Yeah. No. But if it helps, yes. This place is full of rift energy. She'll probably refuel just by being here. Now, this place. What do we think, eh? Gravity's almost Earth normal, air's breathable, but it smells like…" the Doctor trails off and jumps in a bathtub.

"Armpits." Amy says.

"Armpits." the Doctor says repeating her.

"What about all this stuff? Where did this come from?" Rory says touching a lamp thing.

"Well, there's a rift. Now and then stuff gets sucked through it. Not a bubble, a plughole. The universe has a plughole and we've just fallen down it." the Doctor says moving his hands like a going down way.

"Thief! Thief! You're my thief!" Idris yells and runs to the Doctor, "Oh and you are Harmonizer!"

"She's dangerous. Guard yourselves." a woman with I think is Auntie.

"Look at you. Goodbye. No, not goodbye, what's the other one?" she says and then grabs his face kissing him causing me to squeak out a protest.

"b...but…w...what?" I say and she grabs me in a hug before the guards pull her away from me.

"Watch out. Careful. Keep back from her. Welcome, strangers. Lovely. Sorry about the mad person." the man Uncle I believe says.

"Why am I a thief? What have I stolen? And how come she is Harmonizer?" the Doctor says after wiping his mouth

"Me. You're going to steal me. No, you have stolen me. You are stealing me. Oh tenses are difficult, aren't they?" Idris says then goes to inspect Amy's hair and walks around and I keep my eyes on her smiling a little at her eagerness.

"Oh. Oh, we are sorry, my dove. She's off her head. They call me Auntie." Auntie says and shakes hands with the Doctor

"And I'm Uncle. I'm everybody's Uncle. Just keep back from this one. She bites!" Uncle says and shakes his hand as well.

"Do I? Excellent." Idris says and bites the Doctor's ear making me flinch.

"Ow! Ow!" the Doctor yells and everyone else tries to help but Idris lets go.

"Biting's excellent. It's like kissing, only there's a winner. " Idris says stating the obvious making me cough trying not to laugh at her eagerness to try new things that she has never been able to do.

"So sorry. She's doolally." Uncle apologizes.

"No, I'm not doolally. I'm, I'm. It's on the tip of my tongue. I've just had a new idea about kissing. Come here, you." Idris says dragging out the 'm' and then goes for the Doctor making him run away from her dragging me with him and Amy and Rory surround him with their hands out like a shield hiding us behind them.

"No, Idris, no." Auntie says and wraps her arms around her.

"Oh, but now you're angry. No, you're not. You will be angry. The little boxes will make you angry." Idris says looking at him confused.

"Sorry? The little what? Boxes?" the Doctor says come out from behind Amy and Rory.

"Oh, ho, no. Your chin is hilarious. It means the smell of dust after rain." Idris says grabbing his chin and I burst out laughing.

"What does?" Rory asks her looking confused that she said something to him.

"Petrichor. " Idris tells him.

"But I didn't ask." Rory says confused.

"Not yet. But you will." Idris tells him softly.

"No, no, Idris. I think you should have a rest." Auntie tells her.

"Rest. Yes, yes. Good idea. I'll just see if there's an off switch." Idris says and collapses causing the Doctor to quickly catch her.

"Is that it? She dead now. So sad." Uncle mumbles out or more slurs out.

"No, she's still breathing." Rory tells him.

"Nephew, take Idris somewhere she cannot bite people" Uncle tells an Ood pointing at Idris.

"Oh, hello!" the Doctor says smiling.

"Doctor, what is that?" Amy says scared and goes behind the Doctor

"Amy it's not something to be afraid of. It's an Ood. Oods are good. Love an Ood. Hello, Ood. Can't you talk? Oh, I see. It's damaged. May I? It might just be on the wrong frequency. Plus I was just helping Oods two hops before this one." I ramble and grab my sonic out of my pocket and fiddle with the communicator ball.

"Nephew was broken when he came here. Why, he was half dead. House repaired him. House repaired all of us." Auntie tells us.

"If you are receiving this message, please help me. Send a signal to the High Council of the Time Lords on Gallifrey. Tell them that I am still alive. I don't know where I am. I'm on some rock-like planet." Corsair says through the ball and I step back away from the Ood as well as other voices trying to speak at the same time.

"What was that? Was that him?" Rory asks.

"No, no. It's picking up something else. But that's, that's not possible. That's, that's. Who else is here? Tell me. Show me. Show me." the Doctor says and grabs my hand getting close to Auntie and Uncle.

"Just what you see. Just the four of us, and the House. Nephew, will you take Idris somewhere safe where she can't hurt nobody?" Auntie says pointing at the four of them then pointing for Nephew to bring Idris.

"The House? What's the House?" the Doctor asks.

"House is all around you, my sweets. You are standing on him. This is the House. This world. Would you like to meet him?" Auntie says and Uncle jumps up and down.

"Meet him?" Rory asks.

"I'd love to." the Doctor says and brings his finger up to make Rory stop talking.

"This way. Come, please. Come." Uncle says and ushers us with his hands.

"What's wrong? What were those voices?" Amy asks taking a step forward but not another step.

"Time Lords. It's not just the Corsair. Somewhere close by there are lots and lots of Time Lords." I breathe out squeezing the Doctor's hand tighter and we turn to follow Auntie and Uncle.

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.

"Come. Come, come. You can see the House and he can look at you, and he…" Uncle starts to say as he leads the Doctor to the device where I know that Idris had her soul drained and replaced.

The Doctor looks down the grating on the floor. "I see. This asteroid is sentient." the Doctor says looking at the grating on the floor with interest and I stick by Amy and Rory's side.

"We walk on his back, breathe his air, eat his food." Auntie says.

"Smell its armpits." Amy says.

"And do my will. You are most welcome, travelers." the House says through Uncle and Auntie making me flinch and grip someone which I think was Rory's arm since he was closest to me and the Doctor was too far away.

"Doctor, that voice. That's the asteroid talking?" Amy says pointing to Auntie and Uncle.

"Yes. So you're like a sea urchin. Hard outer surface, that's the planet we're walking on. Big, squashy, oogly thing inside, that's you." the Doctor says and touching the ground then standing back up.

"That is correct, Time Lord." House says.

"Ah. So you've met Time Lords before?" the Doctor says.

"Many travellers have come through the rift, like Auntie and Uncle and Nephew. I repair them when they break." House says.

"So there are Time Lords here, then?" the Doctor breathes out.

"Not any more, but there have been many Tardises on my back in days gone by." House says.

"Well, there won't be any more after us. Last Time Lord. Last Tardis." the Doctor says and claps his hand

"A pity. Your people were so kind. Be here in safety, Doctor. Rest, feed, if you will." House says.

"We're not actually going to stay here, are we?" Rory says and tries to pry my hand off his arm but that only made me hold it tighter.

"Well, it seems like a friendly planet. Literally. Mind if we poke around a bit?" the Doctor

"You can look all you want. Go. Look." Auntie says to the Doctor then turns to Amy "House loves you." touching her face causing me to look away quickly knowing why it loves her.

"Come on then, gang. We're just going to, er, see the sights." the Doctor says and pulls my hand away from Rory into his hand and we leave.

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.

"Thief!" I hear echoing through the halls and the Doctor must of as well.

"Shush, shush, shush." the Doctor shushes us.

"So, as soon as the Tardis is refueled, we go, yeah?" Rory asks.

"No. There are Time Lords here. I heard them and they need me." the Doctor says and I bite my lip.

"You told me about your people, and you told me what you did." Amy says.

"Yes, yes, but if they're like the Corsair, they're good one and I can save them." the Doctor says turning and walking toward Amy.

"And then tell them you destroyed the others?" Amy says.

"I can explain. Tell them why I had to." the Doctor says turning away from her and walking.

"You want to be forgiven." Amy says.

"Don't we all?" the Doctor says placing his hand on his hips moving his jacket out of the way then turning back to face Amy.

"What do you need from me?" Amy says nodding her head.

"My screwdriver. I left it in the Tardis. It's in my jacket." the Doctor says and pats his chest making me roll my eyes because I know he has it and he knows I have mine on me.

"You're wearing your jacket." Rory says with an annoyed look.

"His other jacket." I says to Rory.

"You have two of those?" Rory asks the Doctor.

"Okay, I'll get it. But Doctor, listen to me. Don't get emotional because that's when you make mistakes." Amy says waving her hand then throwing him her mobile phone.

"Yes, boss." the Doctor says with a two finger salute.

"I'll call you from the Tardis. Rory, look after him." Amy says pointing at the Doctor.

"Rory, look after her." the Doctor says pointing at Amy and putting the phone in his jacket and grabbing my hand to turn and leave.

"Yeah." Rory says and goes to follow Amy.

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.

As we are exploring some more the phone Amy gave the Doctor goes off, as well as mine buzzes saying I had a text.

I look at my phone and notice the message to see it's from Dylan about a one of the new episodes or something, maybe my phone is not set on the same timeline as the others is, great, so that means I could get a call from the past, present, and/or future events. I decide it can be read later.

"Yeah, it's around somewhere. Have a good look." he says and pulls out his sonic from his pocket causing me to roll my eyes as he uses it to lock the Tardis door remotely.

"You do know they are going to be pissed at you later for this?" I tell him and he nods.

"Yes, but they will have to deal with it." he tells me and we go look around some more.

"Come on. Where are you? Now, where are you all? Where are you?" the Doctor says and I watch him trying not to feel as bad as I already do about how he thinks that there are other Time Lords here.

He pulls back a curtain to a small alcove but finds nothing. "Well, they can't all be in here." the Doctor says seemingly disappointed.

I walk over to him and hear that there are indistinct voices nearby and he opens a small cupboard and finds at least 10 of those message boxes all chattering away.

"Please do you read me." one of them says.

"Structural integrity failure. Damage to dimensional stabilizer." another one says.

"If you can hear, come and help." another one says.

Uncle and Auntie come up behind him making me jump a little and the Doctor to push me behind him or well in front of him at the moment.

"Just admiring your Time Lord distress signal collection. Nice job. Brilliant job. Really thought I had some friends here, but this is what the Ood translator picked up. Cries for help from the long dead. How many Time Lords have you lured here the way you lured me, and what happened to them all?" the Doctor says turning around making sure I stay behind him.

"House, House is kind and he is wise." Auntie starts to say.

"House repairs you when you break. Yes, I know. But how does he mend you? You've got the eyes of a twenty year old." the Doctor says starting to get upset and sonics them.

"Thank you." Uncle says moving his eyes.

"No. Oh, no, I mean it literally. Your eyes are thirty years younger than the rest of you. Your ears don't match, your right arm is two inches longer than you're left, and how's your dancing? Because you've got two left feet. Patchwork people. You've been repaired and patched up so often, I doubt there's anything left of what used to be you. I had an umbrella like you once." the Doctor says and grabbing Aunties arm and notices that Auntie's forearm has a snake tattoo of Corsair.

"Oh, now, it's been a great arm for me, this." Auntie says.

"Corsair. " the Doctor says still upset.

"He was a strapping big bloke, wasn't he, Uncle?" Auntie says.

"Big fellow." Uncle says.

"I got the arm and then Uncle got the spine and the kidneys." Auntie tells us.

"Kidneys." Uncle repeats.

"You gave me hope, and then you took it away. That's enough to make anyone dangerous. God knows what it will do to me. Basically, run!" the Doctor says in a normal voice then yells the last word making Auntie jump and run.

"Poor old Time Lord. Too late. House is too clever." Uncle says to him and as he leave the phone rings and the Doctor answers it.

"Time Lord stuff. Needed you out of the way." the Doctor says to Amy on the phone then pauses for her to talk.

"The boxes will make you angry. How could she know?" the Doctor says and turns to look at me.

"Stay put. Stay exactly where you are." he tells her after hearing her reply and runs away making me grumble about him forgetting me and I chase after him, I still have no idea how I am able to run in these heels, I guess they are just so comfortable that I don't realize I have heels on, other than the fact that I am taller.

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.

"How did you know about the boxes? You said they'd make me angry. How did you know?" the Doctor says yelling at Idris once we got to where she was being kept.

"Ah, it's my thief. And my beautiful Harmonizer" Idris tells us making me smile

"Who are you?" the Doctor says.

"It's about time." Idris says at the same time I say "Finally"

"I don't understand. Who are you?" the Doctor says turning back to the cage that Idris was in.

"Do you not know me? Just because they put me in here? Harmony knows who I am, but that might be because she knows a lot" Idris says slightly hurt.

"They said you were dangerous." the Doctor points out.

"Not the cage, stupid. In here. They put me in here. I'm the. Oh, what do you call me? We travel. I go" she says pointing to her head then making the Tardis sound.

"The Tardis?" the Doctor says looking at her weird.

"Time And Relative Dimension In Space. Yes, that's it. Names are funny. It's me. I'm the Tardis." Idris says and starts to stand up.

"No, you're not. You're a bitey, mad lady. The Tardis is up and downy stuff in a big blue box." the Doctor says trying to make sense of it and I lean against the wall watching them interact trying my hardest not to laugh.

"Yes, that's me. A Type Forty Tardis. I was already a museum piece when you were young, and the first time you touched my console you said…" Idris says pointing then is cut off by the Doctor

"I said you were the most beautiful thing I had ever known." the Doctor says finishing her sentence.

"And then you stole me. And I stole you. Then later I stole Harmony" Idris

"I borrowed you." the Doctor insists.

"Pfft you do know the definition of the word 'borrowed' right? Because you really didn't borrow Sexy at all." I tell him right before Idris though she still tells him also.

"Borrowing implies the intention to return the thing that was taken. What makes you think I would ever give you back? And I am not giving Harmony back until she has to that is" Idris tells him and he turns around to face her.

"You're the Tardis?" the Doctor

"Yes." Idris

"My Tardis?" the Doctor yells not believing it and I clear my throat and his eyes widen "I mean, our Tardis" he says trying to cover up his mistake.

"My Doctor. My Harmony. Oh. We have now reached the point in the conversation where you open the lock." Idris says and backs away from the cage door as the Doctor sonicks open the cage.

"Are all people like this?" Idris says inspecting the Doctor

"Like what?" the Doctor

"So much bigger on the inside. I'm, oh, what is that word? It's so big, so complicated. It's so sad." Idris says backing away from the Doctor upset about not knowing the right word.

"But why? Why pull the living soul from a Tardis and pop it in a tiny human head? What does it want you for?" the Doctor says looking at her.

"Oh, it doesn't want me." Idris says sniffing the Doctor.

"How do you know?" the Doctor asks sniffing his jacket paranoid that she sniffed it thinking he smells.

"House eats Tardises." Idris I tell him moving away from the wall and looking at Idris sadly.

"House what? What do you mean?" the Doctor asks us.

"I don't know. It's something I heard you say." Idris tells him

"I know a lot of things" I tell him.

"When?" he questions Idris.

"In the future." Idris tells him.

"House eats Tardises?" the Doctor repeats what she said.

"There you go. What are fish fingers?" Idris asks and puts her thumb on his mouth.

"You don't want to know" I tell her, since I get sick eating fish and sea food, no sushi for me.

"When do I say that?" the Doctor says moving her finger away from his mouth.

"Any second. " I say with Idris.

"Of course. House feeds on rift energy and Tardises are bursting with it. And not raw, all lovely and cooked. Processed food. Mmm, fish fingers." the Doctor says.

"Do fish have fingers?" Idris asks the Doctor.

"Wait. But you can't eat a Tardis. it would destroy you. Unless, unless…" the Doctor trails off.

"Unless you deleted the Tardis Matrix first." Idris and I finish for him.

"So it deleted you." the Doctor says laughing and I hit him.

"Don't laugh, it's not really funny" I tell him.

"But House can't just delete a Tardis' consciousness. That would blow a hole in the universe. So he pulls out the Matrix, sticks it in a living receptacle and then it feeds off the remaining Artron energy. Oh. You were about to say all that. I don't suppose you have to now." Idris tells him and his eyes go wide in realization that Amy and Rory were in the Tardis.

"I sent Amy and Rory in there. They'll be eaten. Amy! Amy? Rory? Get the hell out of there." he says into the phone as he runs and I stay with Idris.

"Men, always leaving women" I say to her then grin and wrap her in a hug.

"This is amazing, you look absolutely beautiful, though I should chase after him.