Ordeal of.. God?

It was a peaceful sleep last night with my wolf buddies as pillows, except for when Zoro stepped on my hand when he was going to go check on why Usopp screamed. I was pissed, but I was also tired so I went back to sleep. I almost forgot that we were all trying to fight some guy claiming to be God and that we are sleeping on his turf. This is literally a life or death situation and we just partied with a bunch of wolves. I think these people are rubbing off on me because that's actually insane the more I think about it.

When we all woke up, Usopp started telling everyone about what he saw that made him scream. "See! It's just like I said! Someone was here!" he yelled, pointing to the ship across the cloudy waters. Once everyone got onto the sacrificial altar thing, we could clearly see that metal patchwork was everywhere. I wouldn't say it was the best, but it definitely wasn't the worst handy work. "I saw it! It wasn't a dream after all!" the sniper cried into his forearm. Yea, we were skeptical, but who wouldn't be? What kind of random person no one knows appears at night and fixes a pirate ship?

"The mast was completely snapped off, but now it's all fixed!" Nami commented, her hand resting on said mast. Robin confirmed that it was indeed on, but whoever put it on must have been strong because the mast to a ship is not light in the slightest.

"Not only that, but the thing was IN THE WATER! It should have fallen to the blue sea by now!" I pointed out, a hand on my forehead in disbelief. What kind of wizard did this?

Sanji walked up behind me and sighed, holding his chin as he stated, "Still, I'd hate to say it but.. it sucks.." I stifled a laugh.

Luffy laughed and completely disregarded what his cook said, saying, "There sure are nice people out there!"

"But who'd fix our ship for us out here? The only people in Upper Yard are our enemies.." Zoro queried. 

Usopp and Luffy then went on to talk about how the Going Merry wasn't even a flying model anymore, which makes no sense. If they made the original ship then they've had to have known the Straw Hats before they got to Skypiea. I watched Chopper swing on a rope and then land on Zoro's face, causing the swordsman to freak out, and for me to slap a hand over my mouth to keep myself from laughing. Nami cut the scene short by stating that there was a lot to be done, like probably get the boat back into the water.

This led to Usopp trying and failing to pull the ship down by the weird little bird boat the three boys came here in. His ultimate plan ended in Chopper being used as bait for the sky sharks so that they could make the shark pull the boat off with it's power. Nami started talking about the plan to get the gold, and completely excluded herself from the action because it was scary.

"She wants the gold, but without any danger.. You're so weird Nami! Weirdo!" Chopper whisper shouted beside me, which earned him a threatening look from Nami while she asked him to repeat himself. He hid behind my leg and slowly shook his head. "N-no! I didn't!"

The plan was just get the gold and then get the hell out. She makes it sound easy but we're gonna be in some serious trouble all day, I can feel it.

Luffy, me, Robin, Zoro, and Chopper were all walking towards where the gold should be, with Zoro and Luffy not knowing which way is West and East. The swordsman literally didn't even go off compass directions, he was just reasoning that the right eye of the skull has to be to the right of us. Sometimes I genuinely do not understand how his brain works. Everyone in this crew has something weird about them. Nami's money obsession, Robin's need to describe things in disturbing ways, Sanji's simp mode- I mean devoted chivalry, Zoro's lack of direction, Luffy's blunt and dumbness, Usopp's compulsive lying, and Chopper's weird little dance when he denies people's praise. That last one is super cute though. 

Robin had to direct us all South since both of them were wrong, and we went on our way again. Luffy had picked up a stick and apparently it was so cool that Chopper had to go get one. "I don't know why you guys are so fascinated with sticks. If anything, Zoro has something even better than a stick. Upgraded ones," I pointed out to Chopper who seemed to think a bit about that while Luffy said that it's a whole different thing to have a cool forest stick. Meanwhile, Robin was laughing. "What's so funny, Robin?" I questioned, genuinely curious.

"Oh, I'm just surprised you're so forward, (y/n)," she hummed as she looked at me over her shoulder slyly. 

I stared at her for a minute, not getting it, before my face and ears burned and I pointed at her, "ROBIN! YOU'RE SO DIRTY! I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT KINDA STICK!" She just kept on laughing while the boys were completely oblivious to what we were talking about. Well, until I said the last thing. The gears in Zoro's head seemed to start turning, and then his eyes widened, along with his ears and his cheeks getting pink. He clearly did not know what to do with this newfound understanding, just started grumbling under his breath calling Robin a creepy woman.

After that awkward little moment, we walked and talked, Chopper being super happy and feeling secure since no priests were found yesterday on the forest walk. Well, until he started lagging behind for whatever reason. "Oi, Chopper, why do you keep looking behind you?" the swordsman asked out of the blue.

"N-no reason at all," the reindeer replied. He's clearly shaken. What's going o-

Luffy looked back to probably join the conversation but instead said, "What are those big roots with a weird pattern?"

"You see it too?! I knew it was strange!" the doctor called back to him as we all witnessed those same roots moving behind him.

"Why are those roots moving?" Zoro asked with a plane look.

Chopper completely contradicted the man's calm exterior with his own stressed and scared look, "You see it too?! Actually, I noticed earlier and-"

The ground started shaking and those 'roots' turned out to be a huge snake which was now propped up and staring straight at us baring its fangs. It for some reason was roaring instead of hissing? Weird. Wait, why is that my concern?! "AAAAAAHH!" Chopper and I held each other as we screamed from the top of our lungs.

We started running away, along with Zoro and Luffy. Luffy was laughing his head off about being chased by a giant snake. Chopper was screaming next to me as we scurried away. "AAA! I'm gonna die! Luffy how can you laugh right now?!" I yelled at him, seeing his grinning face behind me. I looked back at the snake and then forward, "And why does that snake look like it has grandpa hair on its sides?! It looks like its back has balding problems!" I questioned out of nowhere. It's a coping mechanism ok?! The snake started moving faster after that with a roar.

"HAHAHA! (Y/N) MADE IT ANGIER!" Luffy hollered. I sobbed as I turned around a tree, activating my devil fruit and quickly climbing up it with spiked hands to avoid dying. "Ah! I didn't know you could do that (y/n)! Cooool~!"

"NOT THE TIME OR PLACE LUFFY!" I screamed at him as I huffed on a tree branch. He started taunting the snake, but it just went after whoever it wanted. And I was what it wanted for lunch. I should have kept my damn mouth shut! I dodged it and it bit into a tree, effectively informing all of us that it had deadly poison that can incinerate trees 50x as wide as us. A rubber hand grabbed onto the backpack I had strapped on me and it tugged me onto a tree branch that had Luffy standing on it. "Thank yo-"

"COME GET ME SNAKE!" he taunted with a wide amused grin.

"WHY?! LEAVE ME TO DIE NEXT TIME!"

~~~

I placed my hands on my knees and huffed, looking around. "Ah.. this must be what it's like to be a lost marimo.." I muttered to myself, tapping my chin. After walking for about a minute, literally a single minute, I was snatched up by a huge bird. How many animals want to kill specifically me today?! "Stupid bird.. Now is not the time! Die!" I grunted out, about to shift my hand into a sword so it would just go into the bird's stomach. I can't really move my hands so I'll just have to count on how far I can extend the swo-

"I wouldn't do that if I were you," a gruff voice stated as a lance pointed at me from above the bird. Oh. So it's a domestic bird. What if I just make the sword super long and hope it goes through the bird and into this guy's ass? Fuck him. I just got chased by a giant snake, I don't need all this shit! "Don't try anything or I'll drop you into the clouds, devil fruit user."

I have such bad luck! I just hung my head and went limp in this bird's grip. I'll think of a plan when I'm on solid ground. Or even fluffy ground. Yea, sounds like a good plan. We kept on going higher and higher into different levels of clouds. I just hung there for a while until I was dropped onto solid clouds. Looking around, I was at some kind of palace. Oh gosh, don't tell me this is what I think it is...

"Enter." a voice came from the other side of the doors. I was dragged into a huge area where a guy was sitting there with a fruit bowl. He was just ignoring me though, and started talking to the three guys who looked exactly the same while a blonde girl was literally peeling the banana in his hand for him. He really can't even peel his own banana? All powerful God but not powerful enough to peel a banana. "Now then, we have fifty divine soldiers and three priests. Including me that makes 54 people. Currently there are 20 Shandiands heading for the island, there are four Blue Sea people in the forest and four attempting to escape. No, make that three, I doubt the old man can fight now. 81 people, this will be a battle for survival! Shall I guess how many people will have fallen in three hours from now?" What the- why was I not included? Maybe because I'm not on the ship nor am I in the forest with the rest of the Blue Sea people right now. I started backing up towards the entrance of the place. He wasn't paying attention to me and no one else was anyway.

"You're so quick to make these things into a game!" one of the identical guys said.

"Oh come on now. Hey you! Guess," long lobes ordered the female to his right with a mouth full of fruit. Gosh he's annoying to look at. Good thing I'm almost out the door. She denied that she could ever have the power to do things like that, so he called her a party pooper and instructed one of the bearded guys to guess. He stated that there would be 50 survivors given the power and numbers of their side and the opposing side. I stood up and almost pushed the door open before lightning sparked in front of me and Enel was standing between me and the door. He still didn't look at me. I fell onto my ass, staring at him in surprise. He teleports? Long lobes started talking again, "But don't you think that's a little too optimistic? You're underestimating this battle you know.." he finally looked at me and smirked, swallowing the food he had in his mouth. Damn straight, don't talk to me with your mouth full. "And what do you think, Blue Sea woman?"

I raised brow, not really expecting him to ask me that. I thought for a minute before stating, "All of the Blue Sea people will be standing."

He smirked some more and then let out an obnoxious laugh. "Oh? All right, allow me to give the final answer. In three hours, only six of the 81 people will be left standing, including you, of course," he hummed, his face falling from his previously playful expression. He then looked down to me, "So, you may be wondering why you're here, Blue Sea woman. First, what is your name?" he asked.

"It's rude to not say your own name first when asking for someone else's," I grumbled.

"What impudence-" the beard guy was cut off by long lobes' obnoxious laughter.

Long lobes grabbed my wrist and held me up with a sick grin stretched across his face, "A feisty woman is a fun one. She could teach some of the servants around here a thing or two. I am God Enel as you've already figured out. Now tell me your name." He didn't ask this time, it was more of an order, which was even more rude than not saying his name first. I was about to tell him off again but I cringed as my whole body felt a rush of electricity run though it. It felt like I was burning from the inside.

"(y/n)," I gave a short answer, to which he seemed to be more amused by. The shock stopped. His face is just so fucking annoying to look at. I could choke him with his earlobes.

"(y/n)? Well- ah, Shura has fallen already," he stated, attention now off of me, which riled up the bearded guys. "He underestimated sky combat, just like you guys, and look where it got him. Anyway," he focused his attention back to me, clearly not giving a crap about fallen comrades. What a garbage guy. Or should I say God? Nah. "(y/n), I will be departing after todays festival games. I have decided I will be taking you with me."

I sat there for a minute, and then deadpanned, "No damn way." I expected a shock but it didn't happen.

His laugh filled the air again while his servants looked at me in utter horror. "You will not be having a choice, woman. I see that you constantly stray from the other Blue Sea people, so you're not deeply connected to them, and frankly, you pique my interest. I thought only seven people would enter Skypiea at this point in time, but you came as an eighth. You're especially attractive as well, which was also a key factor in my decision. Not only that, but your power seems to be quite useful, and it pairs well with mine for when you get too out of hand. This rejecting will get old though, so I'll need to teach you your place in a bit," his rambling ended in a more threatening tone, and I was beginning to think that he didn't just mean he wanted me as a servant on the ship. Which at this point, I'd take over what I'm thinking he means.

"You have enough servants already, why do I have to be included? Because I didn't fulfill your little prophecy?" I asked, eyeing him suspiciously. I already knew what he meant by us pairing 'nicely'. He means that if I want to fight back, my devil fruit literally conducts electricity better than the water in my actual flesh body, so I would just straight up die. 

His grin grew as he said, "Servant? You will aid me in my travelling through the new world I will face. An informant per say. Perhaps a bodyguard as well given your abilities. I may use you in other ways if I so choose." A disgusting look took over his face. "And what do you mean? I have no servants here."

With that, he looked at everyone here and suddenly, bolts of lightning rained down on everything. On his people, his palace, everything that I could see from where we were. "What.. what is wrong with you?! These are your people!" I screamed, activating my devil fruit power and shifting my free hand into an axe, swinging at him as soon as possible. I was stopped in my tracks when I felt a horrible shock to my entire body. My mouth was agape and my eyes were slowly closing. I looked at him and gritted my teeth, "You...!"

Everything turned black.