Chapter 2: The Situation

Meggy: Memory Loss?!

Mario: He was playing Football with a Bowling ball...

Melony: Well, that was stupid...

Luigi: It kinda reminded me of that video that I saw... there was a man who was stealing a Bowling ball, the ball fell out of the bag, it rolled down the road and there was this other bloke who also thought it was a Football.

Mario: I remember that video! That was hilarious!!!

Here's the video that Mario and Luigi were talking about. 👇

https://youtu.be/lPi9NZTtxbs

SMG4: What the hell is going on here? Where am I and who are you people?!

Shroomy: SMG4, I know you lost your memory... but, we are your friends.

Boopkins: But, we're not just friends... we're also a family!

Bob: It's all about family! That's a Vin Diesel quote, BTW.

...

Tari: We got to get his memory back!

Saiko: And, how are we going to do that?!

Shroomy: You can show him pictures of you and him, together!

SMG4: Me and... this Blue-haired Girl?

Tari: We're actually married!

SMG4: You must be mistaken for someone else...

Bob: *wheezes*

...

Bob: Sorry...

SMG4: Are you flirting with me?

Later...

Tari: And, this is a picture of me and you when we got married!

SMG4: All of those pictures... were me?

Tari: Yes!

SMG4: Honestly, I don't remember dating you and these must be photo-shopped.

Tari: SMG4, please try to remember!

SMG4: I'm sorry, I don't know who you are and I appreciate the fact that you have feelings for me. But, you're not my kind... 

...

Tari: W- what?

SMG4: Can I go?

Tari: Um... sure?

SMG4 left the room.

Tari: OMG, that didn't work?! We have to fix this, some-how...

Boopkins: That didn't work?

Saiko: Didn't look like it...

Boopkins: What are we gonna do, now?

Bob: Wait a minute, guys! I have an idea, when someone has Amnesia... somebody just hits the person's head again and they get memory back, in just a millisecond.

Saiko: Eh?

Bob: Hey, SMG4!

SMG4: Yeah?

*PUNCH*

SMG4: Ow!

Saiko: REALLY?!

SMG4: What was that for?!

Bob: I was just trying to get your memory back!

...

Melony: Jesus Christ, Bob... let me have a look at him.

Melony approached SMG4.

Melony: Are you OK?

SMG4: Y- Yeah... I'm...

He paused.

Melony: You OK?

SMG4: Oh... My... God...

Suddenly...

SMG4: 😍

Melony: Um...

SMG4: Who are you?

Melony: I'm Melony, one of your good friends, remember?

SMG4: Wow... we're already good friends? You look good, today!

Melony: Oh... thanks!

Bob: Um... is it just me or... is SMG4 flirting with Melony?

Boopkins: What makes you say that?

...

Bob: Nah... it's just me in my Imagination Land...

Tari: This is insane... I don't think 'Amnesia SMG4' likes me... 

Meggy: What else can we do?

Mario: Have you tried punching him in the face?

Tari: Why would I do that?

...

Mario: Sorry... I'm just in my Imagination Land...

Luigi: Look, how about you take a break from trying to get his memory back and let's hang out with Mario and Meggy's babies.

Emily: *sneezes*

https://youtu.be/0ZNHME6YEVE

Meggy: Oh! Bless you, Emily.

Tari: Aww, that was the cutest sneeze I ever heard. 🥹

Luigi: Um... it smells like rotten eggs over here...

Meggy: Oh! Looks like Gino's got a poopy nappy. Let's change his nappy.

When they were changing Gino...

Mario: JESUS CHRIST!!!

Meggy: What's the matter?

Mario: That can't be normal! He's gotta be sick or something!!!

Meggy: It's just some baby doody.

Luigi: That's what babies do, Mario.

Mario: Oh! You don't think this nappy is gross?

Luigi: Um...

Mario: Alright then... CATCH!!!

*SPLAT*

Luigi: *SCREAMS* AHH!!!

Mario: *LAUGHING* 🤣🤣🤣

https://youtu.be/5skGCgFHsnA

Meggy: Jesus!!!

Tari: That's just gross...

Luigi: OH MY GOD!!!

Mario: OMG, stay still! I gotta take a picture of this!

Luigi: NOOOOO!!!!!

*CAMERA SHUTTER*

https://youtu.be/ZY4nGIvK8w0

Mario: Perfect!!!

Luigi: *pukes* 🤮

Mario: Dammit, Luigi!!! There's vomit everywhere, now!!!