PREVIOUSLY

Belle: Oh... hello.

Becky: Well, hello there!

Meggy: Belle, this is Becky... my old friend of mine! And, Becky... this is Belle, my new friend of mine.

Belle: Well, habba-dabba ding-ding... who invented this thing?

Becky: *wheezes* I bet you say that to all of the Girls.

Mario: Um... is it just me or... are they flirting?

Pio: What's wrong with you?!

Mario: What's wrong with me?! I just found out that my wife used to be a Merseyside Blue Scum-bag!!!

Mia: Since when?!

Mario: 10 years ago, when she was celebrating an Everton Goal with an old Girl-friend of hers!!!

Mia: Was she, now?!

Mario/Becky: AHH!!!!! 😡😡😡

SMG4: OI, THAT'S ENOUGH!!!

Meggy: MARIO, NO!!!

Belle: *sigh*

Luigi: COME ON, MAN!!! GET AWAY!!!

Mario: I AM PROUD TO BE A RED!!! 😡😡😡

Becky: AND, YOU'RE PROUD TO HATE GAYS!!! 😡😡😡

Mario: *sniff* M- Meggy's old Inkling slag of hers... they went to School, together... she's an Everton fan... re-united 10 years later... I found out Meggy was a Blue... and then, me and that Inkling wrestled each other!!!

Mia: Oh dear...

Mario: I don't think I'm gonna forgive Meggy... and, I think my marriage could go down the Toilet...

Mia: Listen, Mario... we always forgive the people that we really love. I'm sure you and Meggy will be okay.

Mario: Meggy was also siding with the Inkling...

Mia: I see...

Mario: Is it alright if I stay, tonight?

Mia: *sigh* Sweet-heart... Of course, you can stay with us. Come here...

*HUG*

Meggy: 7 years ago... I had an ex, who was an Inkling... and he was a rapist...

Melony: A rapist?!

Meggy: Um... there was an Inkling called; Dylan Cumber... he was a serial rapist... he drugged up and raped 11 innocent Inkling Girls... and one of them was me.

Melony: Y- You?

Meggy: When I found some old nude photos of unconscious Inkling Girls... he stabbed me with a dirty Syringe... beaten me up until I was knocked out... and he raped me...

Melony: Jesus...

Meggy: *sniff* Is that what you want?! You want me to go, without Mario?!

Mario: Cry-baby!

Pio: Yes, you're right... Mario! She is a cry-baby!

Meggy: YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?! I'M GOING!!!

Pio: Good!

Meggy: And, Mario?! I THINK WE SHOULD FILE FOR DIVORCE!!! 😭😭😭

Pio: Whatever!

Meggy: *sobbing* WAAA!!!!! 😭😭😭

*SPANK*

Mario: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭😭😭

Bob/Boopkins/JubJub: O_O

Mario: I HATE YOU!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!

Pio: Well, I'm the best you got!!!

Mario: 😢

Meggy: Aww... I can't stay mad at you...

*HUG*

Mario: Are you actually gonna leave me, now?

Meggy: You know what? No... I've changed my mind... I don't want my kids to have Divorced parents.

Mario: I see...

Becky: Sorry, Mario...

Mario: Same...

*HUG*

Meggy: We're just about to have a Coffee, if you wanna join us.

Becky: I'm actually meeting with Belle! We can do a Double Date.

Mario: Alright, Girls... let's go.

Becky: BTW, Meggy... I'm loving the piercing.

Meggy: Thanks.