Chapter 4: Mad Peach

Mario: I love this magic watch!!! I'm so glad this bonked on my head.

Boopkins: I've used it to keep JubJub away from Hot Dogs.

Mario: *cough* Wieners.

SMG4: I just wondered who left a banana at the bottom of the stairs? Tari could've had an accident.

Boopkins: Oh, that might've been me, JubJub almost ate one. I'm keeping him away from long food since he almost choked to death, earlier today.

Mario: So, you want to keep him away from long things? Including; sausages, bananas, a Subway sandwich... or even penises.

...

Mario: Your penis... Ligma balls... what are we talking about?

SMG4: Mate, just go home. You've had a long day playing with your clock...

Mario: Take off the L, what do you get?

...

Mario: Cock-a-doodle-do...

SMG4: Are you feeling alright?

Mario: Is JubJub gay?

JubJub: What?

Meggy: Well, we will see you, tomorrow.

Later...

Mario: Right, let's get that Kettle on and get our snuggly butts into bed.

Meggy: I've got a snuggly butt, now?

Mario: You've always had one.

*SMACKS BUTT*

Meggy: Ooo, Okie-dokie, lover-boy.

But when they got inside...

Mario: SHIT, WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!!!

Meggy: More like; Vandalised!!!

Mario: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE?!?!?!

Meggy: There's a note over there.

...

Mario: Who's saying that I'm dead?

*DOOR BANGING*

Meggy: Who's banging on the door?

When Mario opened the door...

Mario: Hello?

*PUNCH*

Mario: Ouch!!!

Meggy: OMG, MARIO!!!

Toad: YOU LIKE SHAVING OFF PEACH'S HAIR, DO YOU?!?!?!

*KICK*

Mario: OUCH!!!

Toad: STUPID WAZZOCK!!!!!

*PUNCH*

Mario: GET OFF ME!!!

*CLICK*

Meggy froze time.

Meggy: Bloody hell!!!

She removed Toad out of the way.

Meggy: Come on, let's get out of here!

...

*KICKS TOAD'S GROIN*

Meggy dragged Mario.

*CLICK*

Toad: OUCH, MY ACORNS!!!!!

Later...

Mario: What the hell was all that about?!

Meggy: He said something about you shaving off Peach's head!

Mario: Is that why I'm getting targeted?!

Then...

???: THERE HE IS!!!!!

Mario: Uh-oh...

Peach: GET HIM!!!!!

*CLICK*

Meggy froze time again.

Meggy: Oh, Jesus...

Later... Meggy dragged Mario back to the castle.

*CLICK*

Luigi: Whoa! What the hell?!

Tari: Um... hello again?

Meggy: Everyone, we might have a bit of a problem!!!

SMG4: Eh?!

Meggy: Ever since Mario shaved off Peach's hair, he's being targeted.

Mario: MY BOLLOCKS ARE GONNA GET CHOPPED OFF!!!!!

...

SMG4: Hang on, Mario did what?!

*BANG*

Mario: AHH!!!

Peach: WE WANNA HAVE A WORD WITH YOU!!!

SMG4: Jesus, she looks like Baldi's wife!!!

...

Peach: Um... Thank you?

Mario: What do you want from me?!

Peach: DID YOU FREEZE TIME AND SHAVE OFF MY HEAD?!?!?!

Mario: How did you even know that?!

Peach: I heard everything you said about you're stupid prank!!!

Mario: It's just a prank, bro.

Peach: 

https://youtu.be/ILwmWYUlfBc

Mario: CALM DOWN!!!

Peach: YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?!

Peach grabbed the watch and threw it on the ground.

Luigi: Jesus!!!

Mario: NOOOOOO!!!!! MY MAGIC WATCH!!!!!

Meggy: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!

Peach: SHUT UP, YOU OVERWEIGHT PREGNANT BITCH!!!

SMG4: OI, DON'T YOU TALK TO MY FRIEND LIKE THAT!!!!!

Tari: YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR TEETH SMASHED DOWN YOUR THROAT IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME!!!!!

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Mario: Oh, leave us alone!!!

Luigi: I'll get it...