"A Damn Karen!" 🤨

It was a Sunday afternoon. Taraji, Fantasia and the girls were shopping at The Dallas Galleria mall. Everyone was having a great time. But what they didn't know was that they were being watched by a "Karen"....

This "Karen" approached Reneé while she was alone. She stepped away to go try on a shirt and a pair of jeans she was considering buying. The lady followed her into the fitting room.

"Excuse me, sweetheart....but are you ok?!", the woman asked.

"Um.....yeah....Why are you asking?", Reneé questioned the strange woman.

"Well....I noticed you came in with those two black ladies and all those black girls", the woman said.

"OK...And?!", Reneé asked in confusion.

"Well....look....if they kidnapped you I can have the people who work here call the police immediately.....Just be honest with me, sweety. I can't help you if you don't tell me the truth. Just tell me what they've done to you. Or you can leave with me and I'll take you to your  parents. I'll help you in any way you see fit, sweety", the IDIOT said!

Reneé wanted to cuss the ignorant bitch out! But she came up with a better way to deal with this Karen's ignorance.....

"Moms!!!! Moms, help! Stranger danger!!! Stranger danger!!!", Reneé screamed.

"Sweety, calm down! Why are you screaming?! I'm not trying to hurt you, I was just trying to help you!", the lady exclaimed.

Reneé ran out of the fitting room. A salesman stopped her and asked if she was ok.

"No! That lady tried to kidnap me!", Reneé exclaimed.

The lady gasped. "I did no such thing!"

"What are you, a pedophile or something?!", the man asked with a disgusted look on his face.

"Absolutely not, sir!", the lady replied.

"Reneé, what's wrong?!", Fantasia asked as she and Taraji raced toward the chaos.

"Are you ok, baby girl?!", Taraji asked with a panicked look on her face.

"Moms! This lady tried to kidnap me!", Reneé told them.

"What?! Bitch, I'll fucking kill you!", Fantasia said to the woman.

Both Fantasia and Taraji were about to fuck the lady up real bad!!! But a few employees held them back.

"Ladies, please! I called security. They'll be here in a few seconds", the salesman said.

"Bitch, you tried to kidnap my girlfriend?! I should knock every single tooth out your fucking mouth!", Courtney exclaimed.

She shocked everybody she lives with! Especially Megan who used to have to beat people up for her little sister all the time!

"Coco, its ok!", Reneé said.

"No it's not, babe! Let me kill her!", Courtney requested angrily. Then she charged towards the woman.

The woman tried to run, but two security officers grabbed her.

"Nope, you're not going anywhere!", one of them said.

"I didn't do anything! This kid is lying!", the lady exclaimed.

"She was asking me strange questions about my moms and then told me to leave with her!", Reneé exclaimed.

"I was just concerned about your well being! I tried to help you!", the woman exclaimed. And of course she started crying like true Karens do. They go from villain to victim real quick!

"Ohhhhh.....so now I get it! You saw a blonde haired, blue eyed white girl with two black women and automatically assumed she was in danger! You are a true piece of shit, lady!", Taraji exclaimed.

"OK, everybody calm down! Ma'am rather you were really trying to kidnap her or not, we're still going to have to ban you from the mall", one of the security officers told her.

"For trying to help a kid I thought was in danger?!", she foolishly asked.

"No, for harassing a minor, asking her to leave with you, and causing chaos in a store. Just be happy we're not calling the cops", security told her.

They took a picture of her, told her if she ever comes back she'll be arrested, and escorted her ass off the property.

"I'm just ready to go home now! I'm so damn pissed!", Fantasia exclaimed with tears in her eyes.

"Babe, don't let her ruin our fun! We promised the girls we would take them out to eat before we headed back to Houston", Taraji said as she comforted her wife.

There was a fancy Mexican restaurant called "Mi Cocina" inside of the mall they were supposed to treat the girls to.

"Yeah, Momma Tasia. Forget that dumb, racist old lady!", Kelly exclaimed.

"But let's talk about my baby sis threatening to kill her though!", Megan said while laughing.

That lightened the mood real quick. Even Fantasia had to laugh because nobody ever expected shy, Christlike Courtney to every react like that.

"Well, I don't normally act like that but I don't play about my girlfriend", Courtney said.

"We see!", Beyoncé exclaimed.

"As you shouldn't! Because if anybody tries ANYTHING with Bey or Onika I'm going to jail!", Michelle stated.

"Alright, everybody! Let's all forget about the madness that just happened. Let's pay for our items, hit up a few more stores, and then we'll go eat", Taraji said.

Reneé pulled Courtney aside and kissed her lips.

Courtney blushed. "I'm guessing that's for being willing to kill that weird bitch for you?"

Reneé smiled. "Yup....you're extra sexy when you're in super hero mode. I guess you're just as crazy for me as I am for you, huh?"

"Well that's what good head does to you!", Courtney exclaimed.

Reneé laughed out loud.

"True! Very true. And thanks. You gave me some pretty good head too by the way", she said with a wink of her eye.

"The pleasure was all mine...But seriously, just like I know you'll never let anybody hurt me, I'll never let anybody hurt you. I love you too much to lose you, baby",  Courtney said to her girlfriend.

Reneé smiled and hugged her. "Good thing I feel the same about you...."

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So, Taraji and Fantasia decided they did not feel like driving back to Houston that night! That's what good Mexican food and wine will do to you....Make you real lazy!

The girls were glad they didn't have to leave until the next morning. The house mothers went up to their room to have some "adult time".... Which meant they were about to turn on some 90s R&B, have more wine, and fuck!

Meanwhile, the girls and Lucky were watching TV in the living room of the cabin. As soon as the music came on from Taraji and Fantasia's room, the girls laughed hysterically.

"Man, Momma Taraji is about to tear Momma Tasia up!!!", Onika exclaimed.

"That is just too much for me! I never want them to have sex!", Rihanna said in disgust.

Rihanna had been with them since she was twelve. They're the only mothers she's every known so yeah....them being sexual is tragic for her!

"We should go up there and make them stop!", Beyoncé exclaimed.

"Y'all act like we won't be forty and fucking someday!", Megan said.

"Shit, after what Rihanna did to me last night I'ma definitely be still fucking when I'm forty!", Kelly exclaimed with a smile.

"And I shall be doing it to you again tonight, my love!", Rihanna assured her girlfriend who's virginity she finally was granted to take.

"Forty is not even old like it used to be back in the day. Forty year olds are out here looking like they're in their twenties", Normani said.

"Well, I just know I want to be rich and successful like Momma Tasia and Momma Taraji", Michelle said.

"Me and Mani Bear are going to be foster moms like them. I'm going to be the psychiatrist like Momma Taraji and Mani is going to be the homeschool teacher like Momma Tasia", Megan said proudly.

"I say go for it if you have patience for kids. Plus the state gives foster parents checks for each kid. That way they can feed everybody and what not", Beyoncé explained.

"I want to move to California, become an actress and singer and have cute little kids by my wife Coco!", Reneé said with a smile.

"Awww....Well in addition to being your wife and our kids' mommy, I'll be a spiritual advisor and an author!", Courtney stated proudly.

"Well me and Kelly are both going to be doctors. I'm going to be a surgeon and she's going to be a pediatrician", Rihanna said.

"That sounds good! We'll bring our foster kids to you when they don't feel good, Kelly", Normani said.

"I just want to be a stay at home wife and mom", Michelle said.

"Nothing wrong with that, bae! Me and Beyoncé will bring home the bacon and you fry it!", Onika exclaimed with a big smile.

She has plans to be a rapper and actress. Beyoncé wants to get into marketing and managing.

The girls sat around and talked more about their futures, then decided to watch a movie. Unfortunately, the movie ended up watching their sleepy asses because they all dozed off!

While sleeping, Reneé had a dream. Well, more like a nightmare! She dreamed her mother was crying and begging for help. She was trapped inside a big van and couldn't get out. There were other women and even young girls in the van as well. They were screaming, crying and begging to be set free. Reneé woke up screaming. The other girls woke up and asked her what was wrong.

As Courtney held her girlfriend in her arms, Reneé said, "I dreamed my mom was in this van with other females. They were all screaming, crying and begging  to be set free. I wasn't there to help her! I hate myself!"

"Babe, don't say that! It was just a bad dream!", Courtney exclaimed.

"Reneé, you have to tell that detective man what you dreamed. That sounds like sex trafficking...", Kelly said.

"He has to find my mom if that's what's going on! They're hurting her....", Reneé cried.

"Reneé, don't cry.....Just like God brought my mom back to me, he can bring yours back to you", Normani said.

"Babe....everything will be alright. I promise....", Courtney said to Reneé.

She just knew in her gut a miracle was going to take place.....