Fifty Nine

Les Mis AUs where Eponine lives are boring.

Sweeney Todd fanfiction is absolutely brilliant, but only if you write the characters (like Mrs Lovett) right.

Jelsa fanfiction writers: Y U FORGET ABOUT ANNA?!

Characters (especially female ones) do not become automatically cool when they listen to AC/DC. I listen to AC/DC but my coolness level is rather low.

Stop making sex a huge deal. We don't live in the sixteenth century when premarital sex was gasps all around town.