Thirty Four

I've never seen modern retellings of classics as fanfiction, but I bet you those work really well.

Stop using high school as a means by which you can make people fall in love. School's for education, not romance.

There's a serious lack of action and adventure in fanfiction. For the most part, people don'tcare much about you falling in love with a fictional character.

Spell names normally. And then if people misspell your characters' names, don't be annoyed by it. You called this on yourself. (If you replace'I' with 'Y's, you're doing it wrong.)

Why are bands so eager to take you on their tours? You're a thirteen-year-old girl. You're a liability. You're not fun to hang out with. In fact, more people would rather punch you in the face than take you on tour across a country with them.