Chapter 4 The Dwarfs Are Here! (2)

Chapter 4 here!

Start of recap...

[Kili:] “What? Has it been cancelled?”

[Fili:] “No one told us.”

[Bilbo:] “Can--? No--nothing’s been cancelled.”

[Kili:] “Well, that’s a relief.”

The dwarves push their way in and begin unloading their stuff onto Bilbo, who gives a tired look to Calen.

Calen then leads the Dwarves to Dwalin and Balin.

End of recap...

Third person pov...

[Fili:] “Careful with these, I just had ‘em sharpened.”

[Kili:] “It’s nice, this place. D’you you do it yourself?”

Kili scrapes the mud off his boots on the edge of a chest standing nearby.

[Bilbo:] “Ah, no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?!”

[Dwalin:] “Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand.”

[Kili:] “Mister Dwalin.”

The dwarves laugh.

[Balin:] “Let’s shove this in the hallway, otherwise we’ll never get everyone in.”

The dwarves prepare to shift Bilbo’s furniture around to create a meeting/feasting place.

[Bilbo:] “Ev--everyone? How many more are there?”

[Fili or Kili:] “Where do you want this?”

The doorbell rings very hard and longer than before. Bilbo, in anger, walks quickly toward the door, dumping all the swords and other equipment in his arms along the way.

Sensing his anger Calen moves to the side so she was out of the way she is enjoying this.

[Bilbo:] “Oh no. No, no! There’s nobody home. Go away, and bother somebody else. There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If- if- If this is some clotterd’s idea of a joke, ha ha, I can only say, it is in very poor taste.”

Bilbo opens the door, and an entire heap of dwarves, eight to be exact, fall in. Struggling to get up, they grumble and yell at each other, saying “Get off!”. Gandalf is standing behind them.

[Bilbo:] “Gandalf.”

The entire group of dwarves, 12 of them, begins raiding Bilbo’s pantry and taking out all his food. He tries to tell them to put it back, but they ignore him.

Calen stands to the side next to Gandalf who still hadn't seen her, instead of waiting she poked his side.

Gandalf laughed and looked to his left, "down here Mr Gandalf" confused Gandalf looked down and smiled when he saw an Elfling.

"what are you doing here little Elfling" he asked, "don't know Mr Baggins found me outside his house Mr Gandalf sir" she said

Gandalf laughed "just gandalf please no sir or Mr, just gandalf" he said, Calen smiled, "OK then I'm Calen Baggins nice to meet you Mr gandalf-i mean Gandalf"

Calen smiled nervously. The wizard and Elfling began watching everything that was happening around them.

Inside Calens head, 'I just talked to Sir Ian mckellen, I jsut talked to Sir Ian Mckellen' she tried so hard not to grin but it happened anyway.

[Bilbo:] “Those are my plates! Excuse me! Not my wine. Put that back. Put that back! Not the jam, please! ...Excuse me.”

Bombur walks out of the pantry with three entire wheels of cheese.

[Bilbo:] “Excuse me. A tad excessive, isn’t it? Have you got a cheese knife?”

[Bofur:] “Cheese knife? He eats it by the block.”

Oin and Gloin walk through the hall carrying chairs from one of Bilbo’s rooms.

[Bilbo:] “No, no, that’s Grandpa Mungo's chair! No, I’m sorry, you’ll have to take it back please. Take it back...It’s antique, not for sitting on! Thank you! That’s a book, not a coaster. Put that map down, thank you.”

[Oin:] “I cannot hear what you’re saying!”

The dwarves continue bringing all of Bilbo’s food and furniture into the dining room. Dori approaches Gandalf with a tray and some tea.

[Dori:] “Excuse me, Mr. Gandalf, can I tempt you with a nice cup of chamomile tea?”

[Gandalf:] “Oh, no thank you, Dori. A little red wine for me, I think.”

Gandalf walks out of the dining room with Calen holding his hand to not get lost, trying to avoid the scurrying dwarves.

He hits his head on the chandelier- Calen laughs at him, then he begins counting the dwarves on his fingers.with Calen joining in Quietly.

[Gandalf and Calen:] “Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori...Ori.”

Bilbo wrestles a bowl of tomatoes away from Nori. Bifur, the dwarf with an axe in his head, approaches Gandalf and talks to him in Khuzdul (untranslated) and with body motions.

[Gandalf:] “Yes, you’re quite right, Bifur. We appear to be one dwarf short.”

[Dwalin:] “He is late, is all. He travelled North to a meeting of our kin. He will come.”

"thorin is almost here" muttered Calen grinning she couldn't wait to meet Richard Armitage - one of her favourite actors in the hobbit -

[Dori:] “Mr. Gandalf?

[Gandalf:] “Hmmm?”

[Dori:]  “A little glass of red wine, as requested. It’s, eh, got a fruity bouquet.”

[Gandalf:] “Ah, Cheers.”

[Gandalf drinks the tiny cup of wine Dori offers him, then looks sadly at the cup, wanting a little more.]

[Gandalf:] “Mm.”

The dwarves, sitting in Bilbo’s dining room, have a grand feast with all his food. They are quite rude and messy about it. Bofur throws some food to his brother, Bombur.

[Bofur:] “Bombur, catch!”

Bombur catches the food in his mouth, and everyone cheers. As everyone begins throwing food around, Bilbo walks away in disgust while Calen laughs at the Dwarves finding them very funny.

He looks at his pantry in shock; it has been entirely cleared of food. Fili walks on top of the table, carrying several cups of ale and knocking aside the food in his way.

Calen squeezes in next to Gandalf, who helped her grab some of the foot on the table she smiled great fully at him as she ate.

[Fili:] “Who wants an ale? There you go.”

[Dwalin:] “Let him have another drink!”

[Fili:] “Here you go.”

Dwalin pours his ale into Oin’s hearing trumpet, and as Oin splutters in anger, everyone else laughs.

Oin puts his hearing trumpet to his mouth and blows the ale out of it, making it squeal. One of the dwarves yells, “On the count of three!” and the dwarves pound their tankards together.

Someone counts, “One!...Two!” Then all the dwarves go quiet and begin drinking their ale together.

They are incredibly messy, as ale falls all over their faces and runs down their beards.

When finished drinking, they begin burping; the youngest, Ori, lets out the biggest burp. The dwarves laugh. Bilbo looks away in disgust, Calen oses her eyes a bit at the mess they are making.

The end!

Whooooo two chapters in one morning hope you liked this sorry it was mainly script but now we are getting somewhere

Bye!

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