Chapter 1: The Prenatal Class

https://youtu.be/fcWZpi1gXL0

Don't mind Meggy, she's just talking to her own pregnant belly.

Meggy: And the Three Little Piggies beat the Wolf up and they lived happily ever after.

*KICK*

Meggy: Ooo, did that story make you both kick? You two are little rascals. 🥰

Mario: Meggy!!!

Meggy: Oh! Looks like your Daddy wants me.

Meggy: You okay?

Mario: Can you think of another name for our future son? 

Meggy: Um...

Mario: I've already got 5 for the one who won't have a penis...

Meggy: Um... what about... Bruno?

Mario: Oh no! We don't talk about Bruno... for some odd reason...

Meggy: Well... why don't you look at the ideas, so far! Maybe, the ideas are right in front of you!

Mario: Hmm...

...

Meggy: Well?

Mario: Oh, for god's sake... picking a name is quite hard!!!

Meggy: Don't worry, we'll figure it out together.

Mario: I need a break...

Meggy: Do you mind checking the mail for me?

Mario: As you wish...

Mario checked the mail-box.

Mario: I bet they'll be lots of junk mail...

Then...

Mario: Hmm... what's this red one?

Mario opened it.

Mario: An invitation to a Prenatal Class?

Inside...

Mario: Honey, have you seen this letter? It's an invite or something.

Meggy: Okay?

Mario: What's a Prenatal Class?

Meggy: Oh, I know what they are! A Prenatal Class can help us prepare for our future kids' births.

Mario: Okay?

Meggy: We can learn how to look after and feed our kids if we go to that.

Mario: Are you saying that I should be going to Pregnancy School?!

Meggy: Well, it only lasts for about a few days...

Mario: Hmm...

Meggy: If you wanna become a responsible Dad... then, we need lessons on how to treat our kids properly.

Mario: Okay, I guess I should come to that.

Meggy: Good.

Mario: When does it start?

Meggy: It says; Tomorrow at 10:00am.

Mario: Right...

THE NEXT DAY...

Mario: Bloody hell, not many people here...

Meggy: I wonder why Ankha and that villager is here...

Villager: Don't ask...

Meggy: And Flower from BFDI is here.

Mario: Where's your lover-boy, Flower?

Flower: I got sperm donated.

Mario: Ah...

...

Meggy: Okie-dokie, it's now 10:00am.

Mario: BTW, who's the teacher?

Meggy: You know, even though that today is Tuesday... for some reason, it feels like a Monday.

Later...

Peach: Hello Class, I'm your Prenatal Class teacher.

...

Mario: Aw, shite...

Peach: What the... MARIO?!?!?! What are you doing here?!

Mario: Um... hello?! Pregnant wife, Prenatal Class! Are you blind?!

Peach: *sigh* 

Meggy: This is gonna be interesting...

Peach: OK Class, I'm a bit moody now because there's someone in this room that I don't like...

Mario: Shush!!!

Peach: Right, let's all introduce ourselves. My name is Peach and...

Mario: We know who you are, let's get on with this Prenatal thing!!!

Peach: Mario, shut up!!!

Mario: I want Apple Juice!

Peach: We don't have Apple Juice!!!

Mario: I WANT APPLE JUICE!!!

Peach: For christ's sake!!! If you want a drink, there's a Coffee vending machine over there!!!

Mario: *grunts* UGH!!! I can't believe I have to do a Prenatal lesson with Stinky McPoopPants...

Peach: I heard that!!!

...

Peach: *sigh* Sorry about that... Anyways, let's start with this Animal Crossing couple.

Ankha: My name is Ankha and I'm 25 weeks pregnant with Quadruples.

Peach: Wow, you having 4 babies? How is that possible?

Villager: Don't ask...

Flower: I'm Flower from Dream Island and I got sperm donated. I'm expecting a baby girl and I'm 27 weeks pregnant.

Peach: Okay?

Meggy: And my name is Meggy.

Peach: Hi, Meggy... I see that your idiot husband is still acting like a baby...

Meggy: I'm 24 weeks pregnant and we're expecting Twins, a baby boy and a girl.

Peach: Nice...

Mario: *SPIT* This coffee tastes like ass!!!

...

Meggy: This is gonna be a long day...

4 HOURS LATER...

Mario: Um... why do we have these baby dolls?

Peach: Before you all go home, you will take your own baby doll for all of you to look after. I have them all set to cry every hour.

Mario: Every hour?!

Peach: So, you have to take care of them, make sure you have their bottles and make sure you change their nappies.

Mario: Their literally dolls! Inanimate objects don't poop...

Peach: You have 3 days to take them back here safely! I shall see you all on Friday.

Mario: See you later, Stinky McPoopPants...

Peach: Mario?

Mario: What?

Peach: I'd like a word in private.

Everyone left expect Mario.

Mario: What do you want?

Peach: Remember when you took my classes when Bowser lost custody of his kids?

Mario: Yeah?

Peach: This doll is not an Eggplant, this time!

Mario: I can see that!

Peach: Now, I'm gonna be dead serious! You are gonna be a Dad later this year, and I want you to pass this class.

Mario: Okay?

Peach: And if you brake it or do something with it... you will get an automatic F.

Mario: F in the chat?

Peach: IT MEANS YOU'LL FAIL!!!

Mario: Calm your tits!

Peach: See you on Friday.

Mario: Not if I see you, first...