Chapter 1: Arriving at the Parents' House

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SMG3: Hello!

Annabelle: Hi-ya, pet!

*HUG*

SMG3: I've missed you!

Annabelle: Me too!

*KISS*

Annabelle: Nice drive?

SMG3: Yeah, it's a 3 Hour Drive... and over 170 Miles to get here... but I couldn't stop thinking about you!

Annabelle: Ya sweet.

*KISS*

SMG3: I'm ready for another Weekend, with just the 2 of us.

Annabelle: Actually, the 3 of us.

SMG3: What?

Annabelle: Did ya forget? Megan has moved into me House.

SMG3: Oh yeah, I forgot! Megan has moved out of your Parents, and now she's living with you.

Annabelle: She sure has... me little Sister is 23 and she's now independent.

Megan: ANNABELLE... I'VE FINISHED CLEANING THE BATHROOM!!!

Annabelle: Cheers, pet!

SMG3: Hi, Megan!!!

Megan: Hi, SMG3!!!

SMG3: This should be interesting.

In the Kitchen...

SMG3: Hi, Megan!

Megan: Hi-ya, SMG3.

*HUG*

SMG3: So, how is it living with Annabelle?

Megan: OMG, it's amazing... I moved in with her, for a Month now!

Annabelle: Megan & I have been having a Laugh... ever since she moved in here, like!

SMG3: Did you?

Annabelle: Yeah... we've been hanging out in Town, together!

Megan: We had Dinner, together.

Annabelle: We went to the Beach, together.

Megan: We played Video Games, together.

SMG3: And, you didn't invite me?!

Annabelle: Don't worry... we're gonna do all of that, all Weekend.

SMG3: I like the sound of that.

...

Megan: So, what time are we going?

Annabelle: Hmm?

Megan: What time are we setting off?

SMG3: Are we going somewhere, tonight?

Annabelle: Um...

Megan: *sigh* Our Parents have invited you to have a special Dinner with them, tonight.

SMG3: WHAT?!?!?!

Megan: And... Mam has been looking forward to it, all Week.

Annabelle: Oh no... I've forgotten all about that! And, it's tonight?!

Megan: Yep.

SMG3: *sigh* Goodbye, I'm leaving...

Megan: SMG3, it's just gonna be a One-off thing.

Annabelle: It's only for One night.

SMG3: Do I have to?

Megan: You know... the Food is very scrumptious.

SMG3: Is it?

Megan: I always loved me Mam's Cooking.

Annabelle: Don't worry... once we finished, we'll all head back here and we'll all have our relaxing Night in, with no one else to bother us.

SMG3: *sigh* Alright, fine... let's get over there! But first, I need a Pee... I've been dying for one, when I had 50 Miles to go.

Annabelle: This better not be embarrassing.

Megan: I bet it will be, like.

Later... SMG3 was driving to Annabelle's Parents' House.

SMG3: Are we close?

Megan: Yeah... we're not far now, like.

Annabelle: Ya know that Primary School, that we drove past?

SMG3: Yep?

Annabelle: That was our old Primary School!

SMG3: Was it?

Annabelle: In fact, every single one of our Siblings have studied in that School.

Megan: Our Maggie is the only one left in that School... she's in Year 3, now.

SMG3: Wow, time flies.

Megan: 3 more Years until Maggie leaves that School, and every single one of us will have graduated Primary School.

...

Annabelle: Ya know, me & Megan got into a bunch of mischief in Primary School.

SMG3: *wheezes* Did you?

Annabelle: Megan, do ya remember when we Graffitied on the Walls?

Megan: Oh yeah... we Graffitied the Walls, where there was no CCTV Cameras!

Annabelle: We sprayed; "Mr. Wilson eats Poo!" on the Walls.

SMG3: Right?

Annabelle: And, when it was Assembly Time at the Assembly Hall... he wanted to know who did it!

SMG3: He sounded pissed off.

Annabelle: And, Megan put her bleeding Hand up!

SMG3: Eh?! Why did you own up, Megan?

Megan: I didn't... I was about to Grass on someone else, but then he put me in Detention for a Week!

SMG3: Jeez... he sounds like he needed a kick in the Balls.

Annabelle: Guess what happened next?

Megan: I kicked him in the Balls, in front of the whole School!

Everyone: *LAUGHING* HA-HA-HA!!! 😂😂😂

Megan: It's not my fault that I like kicking Balls! That's why I played Football, and I'm a Back-to-Back Under-16 Champion... and a Northumberland Women's Premiership Champion.

Annabelle: There's Trophies in her Bedroom.

SMG3: Wow, you must be good at Football.

Megan: I'm even training to play for Newcastle United Women, in a few Years time... I can even see myself playing for England Lionesses, in approximately 5 Years time.

Annabelle: Our Family is proud of ya, pet.

Megan: Yeah, but our Adam wouldn't have a reaction... he's Sunderland scum, apparently.

SMG3: If you gonna be a professional Football player, you're gonna have to travel the whole Country... whenever you're playing Away games.

Megan: Yeah, I'm aware.

SMG3: Fair enough.

Everyone arrived at the House.

SMG3: So, this is the House?

Megan: Yep, this is the one.

SMG3: Looks big, doesn't it?

Megan: Yeah, it has 4 Bedrooms... and it's 3 Floors!

SMG3: Three?

Megan: There's a Ground Floor, the First Floor and the Lower-Ground Floor.

SMG3: What's at the Lower-Ground Floor?

Megan: There's a Play-room, and some Sliding Doors which leads to the Garden.

Annabelle: There's also a Hill, which also leads to the Garden.

SMG3: Ah, right.

Annabelle: Just letting ya know... this is the First & Last time that we ever do this, like.

SMG3: Agreed.

Megan: Just get it over with.

*DOOR KNOCKS*

Jackie: *GASP* OMG... THEY'RE HERE!!!

Annabelle: Sounds like Mam.

Megan: Yeah.

SMG3: She sounds like a Drama Queen.

Megan: That's our Mam, ya talking about.

Annabelle: He's not wrong, like.

Johnny answered.

Johnny: *SINGS* 🎶 Hello... Hello... Welcome to our Home!!! 🎶

Adam: GO TO YA ROOM, DICK-HEAD!!!

Johnny: What?!

Adam: MAM SAYS THAT YOU SHOULDN'T DISTURB THEM, WHEN THEY'RE HAVING DINNER!!!

Johnny: IT'S NOT DINNER TIME, YET!!!

Adam: WE JUST HAD DINNER... IT WAS FISH & CHIP FRIDAY!!!

Johnny: NO, IT'S NOT DINNER TIME YET... FOR THE GUESTS!!! WHO'S THE DICK-HEAD NOW, DICK-HEAD?!?!?!

...

Annabelle: Hi-ya, Johnny.

Johnny: Hi, how can we help ya?

Adam: LET THEM IN!!!

Johnny: SHUT IT, YOU!!!

SMG3: Let's get in.

Johnny: First, I gotta explain the Rules.

Adam grabbed Johnny.

Johnny: Oi!!!

Adam: GET INSIDE, YOU!!!

Annabelle: *sigh* Good start...

Inside...

Megan: Hi-ya, guys!

Maggie: ANNIE... MEGGY!!!

SMG3: Meggy is with Mario.

Megan: Maggie like to call me; Meggy.

Maggie: Annie... where's me Hug?

Annabelle: Aww... come here.

*HUG*

Megan: Eldest Sister hugging the Youngest Sister, right there.

Rosie: Hi-ya, Annabelle!

Annabelle: Hi-ya, Rosie!

*HUG*

Adam: Sup?

Megan: Is that all? Annabelle has finally brought her Boy-friend over to our House... and that's the greeting she gets?

Adam: We hardly see her, sometimes.

Megan: *sigh* Typical scum...

Adam: Just letting ya know... Sunderland is doing really well, in their 1st Season back in the Prem!

Megan: Ooo... just wait until we play you, in the Tyne-Wear Derby!

Adam: It's not until December... and I have the Home advantage, at the iconic Stadium of Light.

Megan: More like, Stadium of Shite.

...

Johnny: MAM... THE GUESTS ARE HERE!!!

Jackie: I'm in the Kitchen!!!

SMG3: *sigh* Right... ready for another embarrassment?

Annabelle: Yep.

In the Kitchen...

Jackie: There they are!!!

Annabelle: Hi-ya, Mam.

Jackie: Aww... me little Girl has brought her Boy-friend into our House!

Annabelle: Mam!!!

SMG3: Little?

Jackie: Come here, sweet-heart!

*KISS*

Annabelle: Thanks, I guess.

Megan: Hi, Mam.

Jackie: Hi, darling.

*KISS*

Jackie: OMG, I've been waiting for this Night for all me entire life!

SMG3: Have ya?

Jackie: Where's the Flowers?

SMG3: Hmm?

Annabelle: Excuse me?

Jackie: Where's the Flowers from SMG3?

SMG3: What?!

Jackie: OMG, you didn't bring any Flowers?!

Annabelle: Who said anything about Flowers?!

Jackie: Ya Dad brought Flowers for my Parents, when we were younger!

Annabelle: Mam is not the 1990's, anymore!

SMG3: Oh, I remember... I did have some Flowers, but I forgot them at Luigi's Flower Shop... and that's in Liverpool.

Annabelle: They're 170 Miles away, if ya want them.

Jackie: *sigh* Very good...

...

Megan: So, what's for grub?

Jackie: Beef Steak with Mashed Potatoes.

SMG3: That sounds nice... will there be any Gravy?

Jackie: Of course... Gravy is optional.

Megan: Where's Dad?

Jackie: He's Upstairs, in our Bedroom.

SMG3: I bet he's sobbing his Heart out, when her eldest Daughter is going out with another Man.

Martin: I HEARD THAT!!!

SMG3: ...

Jackie: Don't worry, love... I told him to behave, in front of you.

SMG3: Aye?

The Father of the (Future) Bride, arrived.

Martin: Good evening, Girls.

Annabelle: Hi, Dad.

Megan: Hey, Dad.

Martin: And... M- Man.

SMG3: *sigh* Thank you.

Martin: Remember, you... I'm the Father!

Annabelle: DAD!!!

Jackie: Martin, he wasn't born yesterday!

Martin: Well, that would be illegal... because, Annabelle would go to Jail.

Everyone: ...

Martin: *LAUGHING* HA-HA-HA-HA-HA... It's like she's gonna date a Baby, who is 24 Hours old! 😂😂😂

Annabelle: ...

Megan: Dad joke...

Martin: Welcome to our Humble Abode, SMG3.

*HAND-SHAKE*

Annabelle: *sigh* 5 Minutes in, and I'm starting to cringe.