Chapter 5: The Elderly Fight

21:02, 5 June 2022

Mario: KNOCK KNOCK!!!

Keith: What the... how did you get out?!

Mario: One of the Mushroom blokes let us out!!!

Peach: WE NEED TO TALK!!!

Keith: Get back in the basement!!!

Peach: I don't think so!!!

Keith: I'm your father, and you do as your told!!!

Mario: YOU WANNA TELL US WHY YOU LOCKED US IN THERE?!?!?!

Pio: Answer my son's question!!!

Keith: Shut up, you old tramp!!!

Pio: I beg your pardon?!

Keith: I was the King of this place, I can call people names when I want.

Pio: You're not the king, anymore!!!

Keith: Shut up, you tit!!!

Luigi: Oi, don't you talk to my Dad like that!!!

Keith: You can shut up, and all!!!

Meggy: Oh God, I think he's lost it!

Tari: Agreed.

Mia: Can you please calm down, Keith?

Keith: Mia, do you know something else? You old family is... CRAP!!!

...

Mia: Eh?

Pio: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!

Mario: You wanna say that again... TO MY FREAKING FACE?!?!?!

Keith: And BTW, who are you people?! We got an overweight minor...

Meggy: I'm 23!!!

Keith: Whatever!!! And we got a women with a prosthetic arm, a illegal Japanese immigrant , a watermelon, a scout mushroom guy, 3 garbage creatures and a blue and white clone.

Luigi: What are you?! Some kind of racist?!

Meggy: I'm NOT overweight!!!

Tari: Now... those were... offensive!!!

Pio: Well, you were a crap king!!!

Keith: Say that one more time!!!

Pio: CRAP KING!!! THAT'S WHO YOU ARE!!!

...

*PUNCH*

Pio: Ow!

Everyone: *GASP*

Pio: YOU... BASTARD!!!!!

Pio and Keith are now fighting.

Pio/Keith: GRRR!!!!!

Peach: OMG!!! Someone do something!!!

Meggy: Let's get out of here!!!

Luigi: Good idea!

The others left.

Mia: I'm just going into the kitchen!

Mario: Mum!!!

Mia: Give me a second!

Mia went into the kitchen.

Keith: YOUR OLD FAMILY IS A BAG OF SHITE, MIA!!!

Mario: SHUT UP!!!

Keith: GO BACK TO ITALY, WHERE YOU BELONG!!!

Mario: NOW, THAT IS SUPER RACIST!!!

The others came out of their rooms.

Saiko: What's going on?!

Keith: SHUT UP, ASIAN!!! GO BACK TO ASIA!!!

Saiko: YOU WHAT?!?!?!

Mario: HE'S A RACIST!!!

Keith: GO BACK TO ITALY!!!

Melony: Let's get out!

Bob: I didn't know the former King was a Nazi.

Mario: Dad, get off him!!!

Pio: I'LL KILL THIS MAN!!!

Keith: GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!!

Mario: YOU'RE A LUNATIC!!!

Keith: GO ON, THEN!!! FIGHT THE LUNATIC!!! I AIN'T SCARED OF YOU!!!

Mario: Let's go!!!

Mario and Pio rushed out.

Keith: That's it!!! Run away and don't ever come back here!!!

Outside...

Tari: Jesus, that shook me up!

SMG4: Is everyone OK?

Meggy: Mostly.

Melony: You OK, Saiko?

Saiko: It's just... I've never been racially abused before...

Luigi: Me neither.

...

Peach: You know, what?! This has gotten way too far, my Dad has become a stupid penis!!!

SMG4: Are you serious?!

Peach: I've never seen him get racially abusive to other people before...

Luigi: Wait... where's Mum?!

Mario: She's still inside!

Then...

Keith: HEY, FOREIGNER!!!

Keith stabbed Mario's face with a smashed bottle.

Mario: AHH!!! MY FACE!!!

Everyone: *GASP*

Meggy: MARIO!!!

Keith: BACK OFF, PREGGO!!!

Peach: Dad!!!

Keith: YOU'RE GROUNDED, PEACH!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!

Peach: I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU, ANYMORE!!!

Keith: THIS IS MY CASTLE, NOW!!! As King of the Mushroom Kingdom, all of you are evicted from the castle... and these illegal immigrants will go back to where they belong!!!

Mario: Bruh! You're an English-man living in Scotland!!!

Keith: Do you want me to slice your throat open?!

Peach: These immigrants belong here!!! THERE IS NO ROOM FOR RACISM IN THIS TOWN!!!

Keith: I'm not listening to you, either!!! NOW, DO AS YOUR TOLD!!!

Peach: NEVER!!!!!

Peach tackled down her own father.

Keith: PEACH!!! GET OFF ME!!! LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER!!!

Peach: SHUT UP!!! THIS IS NOT YOUR KINGDOM, ANYMORE!!!

SMG4: RIGHT, EVERYBODY GET BACK!!!

Luigi: But... where's Mum?!

Later... the Police arrived.

PC Pianta: Jesus, this place looks like it's feeding time at the Zoo!

Mr. Monitor: Right, break it up!!!

Peach got Keith up.

Mr. Monitor: I don't believe it, it's the former King Toadstool!

Keith: Can I help you, Officers?

Mr. Monitor: We have reports of a disturbance in this area.

Mario: Oh yeah, this man right here assaulted me and racially abused some of our family members!

Mr. Monitor: Oh, really?!

Keith: Hang on, who phoned the Police?!

???: I did!!!

Mia turned up.

Mario: MUM?!?!?!

Keith: Why would you do that?!

Mia: My old family is crap, eh?! No one messes with my old two sons!!!

Keith: I beg your pardon?!

Mario: You heard her! NOW, SOD OFF!!!

Keith: OMG...

PC Pianta: Let's cuff him.

Keith: YOU'RE A GRASS!!!!!

Keith went charging up to Mia.

Mia: AHH!!! HELP!!!

Mario: BACK OFF, BITCH!!!!!

*PUNCH*

Mario: OUCH!!!

Mr. Monitor: GOTCHA!!! ON THE FLOOR!!!

The Police managed to grab Keith before he could hit Mia.

Mr. Monitor: KING TOADSTOOL, I'M ARRESTING YOU FOR ASSAULT AND RACIAL HATRED!!!

Keith: YOU CAN'T ARREST ME!!!

Mr. Monitor: You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention, when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say, may be given as evidence!!!

Keith: GET OFF ME!!!

Peach: Lock him up, and throw away the key!!!

Keith: YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED!!!

PC Pianta: SHUT UP AND GET IN THE VAN!!!

Keith: I'M NOT GOING IN THAT VAN!!!

The Police threw Keith into the van.

Keith: MIA!!! PEACH!!!

*DOOR SLAM*

Mr. Monitor: Everyone alright?

Mario: Does it look like I'm alright?! I got glassed in the cheek!!!

PC Pianta: I'll call it in.

PC Pianta grabbed his radio.