Chapter 3: Meet the... Parents???

Peach: *pukes* Oh... God!!! Mario is now my step-brother?!?!?!

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Keith: Peach? Can we talk about this?

Peach: *pukes*

Meanwhile...

https://youtu.be/32Hp1LW08Yc

Mario: *SCREAMING*

Shroomy: I don't think he's taking this, too well...

Luigi: You don't say...

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Mia: Are you OK in there, you two?

Luigi: Mum, I don't think he's happy at the moment!!!

Mia: But, Luigi...

Luigi: LEAVE HIM!!!

Outside...

Tari: Hey, I'm back from my Meta Runner meeting! What's going on and why does everyone feel concerned?

Meggy: It turns out that Mario and Luigi have a step-sister...

Tari: Really?!

Meggy: And it's Peach...

Tari: Wait, what?!

...

SMG4: I do not think your own kids are happy with you two, at the moment.

Mia: I don't understand... my two sons and Keith's daughter don't like each other?

Toadsworth: Mario is a pain in Peach's ass...

Meggy: Peach is a much bigger pain in Mario's ass...

Tari: I'm not gonna lie, but... Peach hates us all! She's annoying as hell!!!

Peach came out of the bathroom.

Keith: Are you OK, Peach?

Peach: ...

Peach went upstairs.

Keith: Let me go talk to her.

Upstairs...

Keith: Um... Peach?

Peach: ...

Keith: Can we talk?

Peach: Dad?

Keith: Yeah?

*SMACK*

Keith: Ow!

Peach: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!

Keith: Eh?

Peach: You got re-married to a woman, that is also the mother of someone that I want to shoot into the Sun!!!

Keith: Why do you hate your step-brother?

Peach: MY STEP-BROTHER?!?!?! I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MARIO AND LUIGI ARE MY STEP-BROTHERS!!!!!

Keith: Tell me one thing that you two have been doing to annoy each other.

Peach: Well, about 10 years ago... he once made me watch that video with some spinning meat!!!

[FLASH-BACK TO ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO...]

Peach: Mario, what do you want me to do?

Mario: Go on the website.

Peach: And, why are you recording me?

Mario: Just click on the website.

Peach: *grunts* Ugh...

https://youtu.be/JYVBd_w786Q

Peach: *GASP*

Mario: *wheezes*

Peach: AHH!!!!!

When the video ended...

Mario: What did you think?

Peach: *faints*

Mario: I think she liked it.

[FLASH-BACK ENDS]

Mario: You loved that video...

Peach: Where did you come from?!

Mario: My mother's womb!!! I always thought you were an orphan!!!

Peach: I BEG YOUR FREAKING PARDON?!?!?!

Keith: Stop fighting, you two!!!

...

Peach: *sigh* I can't believe this...

Keith: Peach, I know you're upset... but, please try to think of my happiness.

Peach: Why would I do that?! After, you and my mother left each other and you left me with Toadsworth?!

Mario: They realised how ugly you are...

Peach: DO YOU WANT A KNUCKLE SANDWICH?!?!?!

Mario: Can I have Cheese with that?

...

Peach: Anyways, both you and Mum abandoned me with Toadsworth.

Keith: How can you remember that?

[FLASH-BACK]

Peach: It was 2007, One morning, I woke up to find a note on my bed saying that you and Mum left town and abandoned me with no warning, at all... Apparently, I was the leader of the Mushroom Kingdom and...

Mario: You were sad about being leader?

Peach: MARIO, SHUT UP!!!!!

...

Peach: As I was saying... I didn't care that I was the leader or in charge of the castle, I was upset about my parents divorcing.

[FLASH-BACK ENDS]

Peach: This picture right here, is my mother. She was the most beautiful woman in the history of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Keith: I can't believe you remembered all of that.

...

Mario: Wait... you were in charge for 15 years?! How old were you, back then?!

Peach: I was 23 in 2007!

Mario: You were born in 1984?!

Peach: I'm 38 now, and I'm older than you, so... Ha-Ha!

Mario: Well... at least you're the one who is gonna die, first.

Peach: YOU LITTLE...

Mario and Peach were fighting.

Toadsworth: Am I interrupting something?

Keith: Can I help you, Toadsworth?!

Toadsworth: Um... there's a visitor called; Mr. Pio... and he's in the main hall.

...

Mario: That's my Dad! What does he want?!

Peach: Something to do with your mental brain!!!

Mario: SHUT YOUR CAKE-HOLE, TINKERBELL!!!

https://youtu.be/E_73_tl2-g4

At the main hall...

Mario: Hey, Dad.

Pio: I came as soon as I got Luigi's message, is that for real?!

Luigi: Yep, Peach is now my new step-sister.

Peach: How long have you and my Dad got married?!

Mia: Um...

Peach: SPILL THE BEANS!!!

Mario: DON'T TALK TO MY MOTHER LIKE THAT!!!

Mia: F- F-...

Peach: Eh?

Mia: 5 years...

Peach: FIVE YEARS?!?!?!

SMG4: Looks like things are getting more spicy...

Peach: THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!!!

Mario: Your face is a nightmare.

Peach: Would you like to win a free trip to the hospital?!

Mario: Well, if I win that... you're gonna win a free trip to the Police station.

...

Peach: You got lucky...