Chapter 1: Mario's Early Years

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Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARIO!!!

Mario: Thanks, everyone!!!

*BLOWS CANDLES*

Meggy: What did you wish for?

Mario: Nothing... Wishes are for Gays.

Meggy: Fair enough.

SMG4: How does it feel to be Naughty Forty?

Mario: I feel old.

Luigi: I doubt that!

Pomni: Me too.

Luigi: I'll be 40 in 2027.

Pomni: Aww... love.

Mario: Do you all think I'm old?

Meggy: Of course not, darling!

Tari: I agree.

Bob: I do.

Mario: Can someone hit Bob?

*SMACK*

Bob: Ow!

Rob: Done!

SMG3: Where's DS123?! He's missing the Party!!!

Bob: Your new Emo Girl-friend is missing the Party, more like.

SMG3: She's a Goth, actually... and she still wishes Mario, a Happy Birthday!

SMG4: Apparently... he said something about making a special Episode, and he's busy.

A- A- A... SPECIAL... EPISODE...

Pio: I can't believe my eldest Son is 40, already.

Doris: Time flies.

Pio: I kinda wish that your Mother was here to see you, reach 40.

Mario: *sigh*

Meggy: Aww... love.

Mario: I still miss Mum.

...

Pio: You know, I still remember the Day when Mario was born.

Luigi: Do you?

Pio: Yeah, it feels like yesterday when you crawled out of your Mother's Womb.

Mario: *sigh* Good to know.

Tari: How was your Life, over the past 4 Decades?

Mario: Well, I've had a crazy 40 Years.

Pio: You've had a crazy life.

Mario: Yep, and I've got a long Story.

SMG4: And, I think we got a big Photo Slideshow throughout Mario's Life.

Mr. Puzzles: Ooo, we should get comfortable!

JubJub: CAKE!!!

SMG4: Get yourselves a piece of Cake, if you want... guys.

Mario: Welcome to the 40th Anniversary of my freaking Life.

Luigi: This is... The Life of Mario.

Mario: Sit back, relax and enjoy.

On the 10th March 1985... Mario was born.

Pio: KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!!!

Mia: Don't be daft, Pio... it's only a baby Boy.

Pio: I AM NOT GONNA RAISE A TRANSGENDER!!!

Pio rushed out.

Doris: He's beautiful, Mia.

Mia: I know.

Doris: What are you gonna call him?

Mia: Hmm... do you know what I just realised?

Doris: What?

Mia: Today is the 10th March... so, how about I call him; Mario.

Doris: Mario?

Mia: MAR is for March, and IO is for 10.

Doris: Wow... I like that name!

Mia: Welcome to the world, Mario.

Mario: *cooing*

Mia: Hello Mario... I wish that you are gonna be the most recognisable person in the World.

Pio: I WANNA THROW HIM TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!

Doris: I think Pio is going through a Midlife Crisis.

A FEW WEEKS LATER...

Mia: Aww... just look at you.

Mario: ...

Mia: You are the sweetest thing that I ever gave birth to.

Pio: Yeah, I can't believe that you swam out of my Nut-sack.

Mia: That's a bit inappropriate, don't you think?

Pio: Oh, I'm sorry.

Pio approached Mario.

Pio: Mario, remember... you came from a Stork.

Mia: That's kinda better.

...

Pio: I still can't believe that I'm a Father.

Mia: We have our very own Family.

Pio: Our Son is gonna be Half English, and Half Italian.

Mia: Really?

Pio: I'm Italian, and you're English.

Mia: Well, he's gonna be a perfect English/Italian kid.

Pio: You think?

Mia: And, I hope he will support the right team.

Pio: What? Liverpool?

Mia: Yeah.

Pio: Liverpool is in England.

Mia: I know.

Pio: So, you're saying that our ITALIAN son will be supporting an ENGLISH Team.

Mia: Maybe.

Pio: That makes no sense.

Mia: Those are just my wishes.

Pio: Okay?

Mia: Don't worry... I promise I won't let anything happen to you, Mario.

TWO YEARS LATER...

Luigi joined the Party.

Mia: Mario, this is your new Brother... Luigi.

Mario: Waa?

Mia: *sigh* Look, I know meeting new people is hard... but, you just have to get used to it.

Mario: ...

Mia: Lunch will be ready shortly.

Mario: Hmm...

Mia: Why don't you play with your new Brother?

Mia went away.

Luigi: ...

Mario: What are you looking at?!

Luigi: ...

Mario: You better listen here, mate... I'm the Captain around here, and if you ever touch my Toys... you die.

Luigi: *cooing*

Mario: I already hate this Baby.

Outside...

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*WINDOW SMASH*

Mario threw Luigi out of the Window.

Mario: JUST SO YOU KNOW... YOU CAME FROM A STORK!!!

Mia: Aww, Pio... come quick! Mario is playing with his new Brother!

Mario: Yay... I love the little Baby!

Mia: I bet you do, Mario.

Luigi: *SCREAMS* WAAA!!! 😭😭😭

Mario: What's wrong?

Mia: What's the matter, Luigi?

Mario: What a bad name.

Mia: PIO... CAN YOU HELP ME, HERE?!?!?!

Pio: Sorry, I was reading a News Article about some Kid who got his Head bitten off by an Animatronic Bear.

Mia: OMG, that sounded like the most messed up Scenario of 1987.

Mario: Luigi is next.

The whole Family was completely Happy.

ONE YEAR LATER...

But, one Night in 1988... Mario's life was about to change very badly.

TV: And, it is an early exit for England... they are out! They are going home from Euro 88.

Mario: *sigh* Mummy's Country is out.

TV: The final score is; England 1 - 3 Netherlands.

Mario: Mummy is not gonna like that.

Mia: *SCREAMS* WHY?!?!?! 😭😭😭

Mario: Wow... that's hit her hard, already.

Mia: WHY WOULD YOU CHEAT ON ME?!?!?!

Pio: I DIDN'T CHEAT!!!

Mario: Huh?

Mario was listening.

Pio: SOME PROSTITUTE CAME UP TO ME!!!

Mia: YOU WERE TONGUE-WRESTLING, YOU STUPID CHEATER!!!

Pio: NO!!!

Mia: I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, ANYMORE... YOU'VE CHANGED!!! I'M LEAVING YOU!!!

Pio: Mia, please!!!

Mia: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS FAMILY, AS WELL... YOU CAN KEEP THE KIDS... I'M MOVING BACK TO ENGLAND, WHERE I BELONG!!!

Mario was shell-shocked.

Mario: M- M- MUMMY IS LEAVING?!?!?!

THE NEXT MORNING...

Mia drove away.

Pio: *sigh* Well... she's gone.

Mario: Daddy?

Pio: Not now, Son.

Mario: What was that shouting?

Pio: Um... Your Mother was throwing a fit about England losing.

Mario: What does Cheating mean?

Pio: It means... someone is purposely distracting the other person when they are winning a game.

Mario: Then, how come Mummy is saying that you kissed another Girl?

Pio: Wait... what?! YOU HEARD THAT?!?!?!

Mario: Where's Mummy going?

Pio: She... um... she's killing herself, because she's a Bitch.

Mario: *GASP*

Mario started to cry.

Mario: *SCREAMS* WAAA... I HATE YOU!!! 😭😭😭

Luigi: Dada...

Mario: SHUT UP, LUIGI!!!

*KICK*

Luigi: *SCREAMS* WAAA!!! 😭😭😭

Mario stormed into the House.

Pio: *sigh*