Chapter 2: From Bad to Worse

SMG3: Come on, Argos... where's your Kettles?

Toad: Can I help you?

SMG3: Where's your Kettles?

Toad: Oh sorry, we ran out.

SMG3: You what?!

Toad: Yeah, since it's Winter... people were going crazy about drinking their Hot Tea's.

SMG3: That doesn't make any sense... this is a Warehouse! I thought you never run out of stocks!

Toad: Try another store or something.

Toad went away.

SMG3: *sigh* Jesus Christ... even Argos doesn't like me today!

SOME-TIME LATER...

SMG3: Well... at least I managed to get one from the Supermarket, at the end! And... it was the last one, as well.

Guess what happened next...

SMG3: O_O

There was a Flat Tyre.

SMG3: *SCREAMS* OH, COME ON... ARE YOU TAKING THE MICK?!?!?! 😡

Also, Kaizo was there.

Kaizo: Yo, SMG3!

SMG3: Kaizo? What are you doing here?

Kaizo: Well, I was just in Town... when I spotted this Flat Tyre on this Car! And, I'm guessing this is your Car.

SMG3: You're correct.

Kaizo: Luckily, I've got a spare Tyre in the back of my Van.

SMG3: Really? 

Kaizo: Me & Saiko once did Work Experience in a Garage.

SMG3: Can I have it?

Kaizo: £50.

...

SMG3: GRRR... I feel like I'm getting ripped off!

SMG3 paid Kaizo.

Kaizo: Thanks.

SMG3: *sigh* I just spent over £100 in one day... I'm gonna be broke by the end of the day.

After that...

SMG3: *sigh* It's alright, SMG3... you're on your way Home now.

*POLICE SIREN*

SMG3: Oh, you gotta be kidding me!

SMG3 pulled over.

Officer: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?

SMG3: Um... is it because my Overalls are Black?

Officer: No, it's because you were speeding.

SMG3: Oh...

Officer: You were going 28 MPH in a 20 Zone.

SMG3: Oh come on, it's only a little over! I had a bit of rough morning... this morning! My Car had a Flat Tyre and I got it re-placed!

Officer: A little over is not acceptable... I'm gonna have to see your Driver's License.

SMG3: *sigh* I can't believe this.

SMG3 gave the Officer, his License.

SMG3: Here!

Officer: ...

SMG3: Everything okay?

Officer: Your License is expired.

SMG3: W- WHAT?!?!?!

Officer: This License was expired... over a month ago.

SMG3: GIMME MY LICENSE!!!

SMG3 looked at his License.

SMG3: This expires on... 1st February 2024...

Officer: And today is 2nd February 2024.

SMG3: OMG, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!

Officer: Alright, step out of the Vehicle... you're coming with me!

SMG3: GRRR... I HATE MY LIFE!!!

Officer: Yeah, life isn't fair... is it?

SMG3: DAMMIT!!!

ONE HOUR LATER...

Officer: Alright SMG3, you're getting bailed out.

SMG4: Mate, what happened?

SMG3: I AM HAVING THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

SMG4: Why?

SMG3: ARE YOU STUPID?!?!?! HAVE A GUESS!!!

SMG4: Your License got expired.

SMG3: And?

SMG4: You need to re-new your License!

SMG3: And?

SMG4: What, SMG3?

SMG3: Eggdog Vomit... Sink Problems... Rubbish Bag... Car won't start... No Kettles in Argos, although I got one at the Supermarket... Flat Tyre and an expired License!!!

SMG4: Don't worry, we'll get your new License sorted.

SMG3: Good!

...

Officer: You're not gonna drive with an expired Licence again, are you?

SMG3: No, Officer.

Officer: Good Boy.

SMG4: *wheezes* Yes, good Boy!

*PAT*

SMG3: Get off me!

SMG4: Come on, I'm just messing around.

SMG3: Let's get out of here... I feel like I'm cursed.

LATER, THAT NIGHT...

SMG3: Okay, the new Kettle is now boiled.

SMG4: Shush!

SMG3: Eh?

SMG4: The Baby is sleeping.

SMG3: Just put her in your room!

Tari: Well, we went outside to go around the Castle a few times... to try to get her to sleep.

SMG3: Okay, fair enough.

SMG4: Just pour the Water into our Cups, please.

SMG3: *sigh* Yes, Boss.

SMG3 then poured the Water on to the table... he missed the Cups.

SMG3: *sobbing* WAAA... GOD-DAMMIT, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?! 😭

SMG4: Whoa buddy, it's alright!

Tari: Yeah, you just missed the Cups.

SMG3: *sigh* I can't do this, anymore... I'm just gonna go and watch TV.

SMG4: Okay, you do that.

SMG3: Hold on, I gotta sneeze.

Tari: Oh boy!

SMG3: *sneezes* ACHOO!!! 🤧

Amy woke up.

Amy: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭

SMG4: Oh great, you woke up the Baby!

Tari: Aww... it took her ages to get her to sleep!

SMG3: FOR CHRIST'S SAKE... WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!?!?!

SMG3 rushed out.

In the main hall...

Meggy: Look Emily... it's a Rubber Ducky!

Emily: Aww...

*SQUEAK*

Emily: *giggles* Ha!

Meggy: Aww... it's funny, isn't it?

Gino was trying to climb the Stairs.

SMG3: Um... Meggy?

Meggy: Yeah?

SMG3: Is Gino supposed to be climbing up the Stairs?

Meggy: He's not supposed to.

SMG3: You might wanna turn around!

Meggy: Gino's fine.

SMG3: No, turn around because he's--

Gino: AHH!!!

Gino fell down the Stairs.

Meggy: *gasp* Gino!

SMG3: I TOLD YOU!!!

Meggy: Are you OK, honey?!

Gino: *sobbing* WAAA... MY ARM!!! 😭😭😭

Meggy: Aww... Gino!

*HUG*

SMG3: I TRIED TO TELL YOU THAT, MEGGY!!!

Meggy: OMG, I think his Arm is broken!

SMG3: You need to watch your Kid!!!

Meggy: Don't you dare be bossy to me, SMG3!!!

SMG3: That's Mother of the Year, right there.

Meggy: GRRR!!!

*KICK*

SMG3: OUCH... My Pingas just went to Heaven...

...

Meggy: Don't worry, Gino... let's get you to the Hospital.

Meggy carried Gino.

Meggy: It's okay, Gino... try not to move your Arm.

Gino: *sniff* Mummy!!!

Meggy: Aww... I know.

Meggy & Gino left.

SMG3: What about your Daughter?!

Emily: Dada!

SMG3: *sigh* Women...

After that...

Mario: Okay Meggy, thanks for letting us know... Love you!

[HANG UP]

Mario: Gino's fine... he's got a little crack on his Arm Bone.

Luigi: I see.

Mario: He might have to wear a Cast.

Luigi: Poor Gino... 

Shroomy: Bless him.

Mario: You know... I could sue SMG4 for not having Baby Gates on the Stairs!

Luigi: You don't have to do that... we'll just order some Baby Gates at Argos.

SMG3: I don't wanna hear another word about that Warehouse!

*SQUEAK*

SMG3: And, that Rubber Duck is annoying!

Mario: That Duck's name is Quacky... Emily called it that, and it officially has a name!

SMG3: Wait... The Duck is a 'It'?

Mario: Well, it doesn't have a Gender... Emily can decide what it'll be.

SMG3: Or, maybe it'll want some Grapes from a Lemonade Stand... and then it'll waddle away, Waddle-Waddle... 'til the very next day!

...

Emily: *yawn* 🥱

Mario: I better get going... Little Emily is tired.

Luigi: Alright... see you later.

Shroomy: Don't forget the Duck.

Mario: Quacky...

Mario & Emily left.

SMG3: *sigh* 

Luigi: What's up your Ass?

SMG3: My day, today... it's been a pain in the Ass from start to finish!

Luigi: Calm down... maybe, you're just a little cranky.

SMG3: Whatever... I'm gonna watch TV.

Shroomy: What's on?

SMG3: I dunno... let's find out.

SMG3 switched on the TV.

https://youtu.be/4BHQ2QryLQM

TV: *whistles*

SMG3: *SCREAMS* OH MY FREAKING GOD!!! 😡😡😡

Luigi: What's wrong?

SMG3: I just got freaking Rick Hutcherson'd!!!

Luigi: Or... you got Josh Astley'd?

SMG3: I HATE TODAY!!!

SMG3 rushed out.

Luigi: ...

It was now Bedtime...

SMG3: *sigh* What a day... I'm so glad it's finished.

Eggdog: WOOF!!!

SMG3: Yeah... at least you're feeling better, the Bed sheets have changed and the Bathroom Sink is finally working again!

Eggdog: WOOF!!!

SMG3: I'm just glad that it's finally over.

Eggdog: WOOF!!!

SMG3: *yawn* Goodnight, Eggy!

Eggdog: WOOF!!!

SMG3 went to sleep.