Chapter 2a: Rapunzel (Part 1)

Once a upon a time... there was a Girl named; Rapunzel... except in this Story, she has Blue Hair rather than Gold Blonde Hair.

One day... her Family were skint, and they couldn't afford any Food.

Melony: Hey, we're out of Food.

Tari: No Food?! We should go to the Store!

Melony: It's Sunday... all Stores are closed on Sundays.

Tari: Damn...

Melony: Look, I'm starving... it's nearly Dinner Time, and--

Emily: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱😱

Meggy: EMILY... We're not doing that, anymore!!!

...

Melony: As I was saying... I'm starving, and we need a proper Meal to eat.

Tari: Well, I don't know what to do!

Melony: We could steal Vegetables, from that creepy Vegetable Patch... which is across the Street.

Tari: OH HELL NO... I'm not going over there, I heard that a Witch is guarding that Patch!!!

Melony: Look, it's either Full Stomachs or Empty Stomachs!

*ARM GLITCHES*

Clench: She does have a point.

Tari: *sigh* Okay, I'll do it.

Clench: Also Melony, if Tari dies... she left you a £25 iTunes Gift Card, in your Will.

At the Vegetable Patch...

Tari: Oh Jesus... here we go!

???: NOT SO FAST!!!

Saiko the Witch appeared.

Tari: AHH... WITCH!!!

Saiko: Who dares to enter my Vegetable Patch?!

Tari: Um...

Saiko: No one is taking my Vegetables!

*ARM GLITCHES*

Clench: Uh-oh... The Vegan Teacher is here to ruin our Adventure, and I don't like it!

*WHACK*

Clench: AHH... YOU HORSE's ASS!!!

Saiko: As I was saying... you aren't taking my Veg!

Tari: Look, I'm hungry and I really need Food.

Clench: Plus, it's Sunday.

Saiko: Oh, you really want Food?

Tari: Yeah?

Saiko: I can let you do that... if I lock you up, in the highest Room of a Tower that is far away.

Tari: What?!

Clench: What's in it for us?

Saiko: There's Glory Holes!

Clench: HELL YEAH!!!

Tari: NO!!!

THREE YEARS LATER...

Rapunzel has been trapped in the Tower, for so long... that her Hair was really long.

Tari: *sigh* You had to accept the Witch's offer!

Clench: Yes, I had to accept the Witch's offer... you've been saying that, ever since we ended up here!

Tari: This is why you have Trust Issues!!!

Clench: How come you keep letting the Witch, climb your Hair?

Tari: Because, there's no Exit Door... only Window!!!

Clench: Get a Hair-cut!

Tari: But then, we won't be able to escape... won't we?!

Clench: I feel like you're that Man United fan, that won't cut his Hair... until they win 5 in a Row.

Tari: That's never gonna happen.

Clench: I know.

...

Tari/Clench: *wheezes* HA-HA-HA!!! 😂😂

Clench: Man United are Clowns!!!

Tari: I know!!!

Saiko: RAPUNZEL?!?!?! RAPUNZEL... LET DOWN YOUR HAIR!!!

Tari: ...

Clench: Aren't you gonna answer?

Tari: My name is Tari!!!

Clench: If you don't answer... she's gonna get suspicious with us!

Tari: *sigh*

Later... after Saiko climbed Tari's Hair.

Saiko: Rapunzel, I got you this dead Gecko!

Clench: That's sad.

Tari: Poor thing!

Saiko: It died peacefully of Old Age.

Tari: Okay?

Saiko: I'm just here to do my Daily check up on you... and to make sure you haven't escaped.

Tari: There's no escape... unless I jump to my Death.

Saiko: Listen, just a reminder that it's almost Christmas... and you better behave, or you're not getting Christmas!

Tari: We promise.

Saiko: What shall we do?

Clench: Can I meet the Family?

Saiko: YOU OVER-STEPPED... NO CHRISTMAS!!!

Clench: DAMMIT!!!

...

Saiko: Rapunzel, let down your Hair!

Tari: MY NAME IS NOT RAPUNZEL!!!

Tari let down her long Hair.

Saiko: Bye!

And, she left by climbing down Tari's Hair.

Tari: Why did you have to open your Mouth?!

Clench: I'm a freaking Arm... I'm a Hand Puppet.

Tari: META-ARM!!!

Clench: Same thing!

Tari: I should've thrown you, out of the Window... ages ago!!!

*SMACK*

Tari: Ow!

Clench: Why are you smacking yourself?!

Tari: You did that!!!

Clench: Oh yeah, I did.

Tari: *sigh*

Clench: Look, I'm sorry... how about a little Song?

Tari: A song?

Clench: Come on, that'll cheer you up.

Tari: Alright, fine.

Clench put on some Music.

https://youtu.be/uerNtYhgzSw

Clench: 🎶 Daisy... Daisy... give me your answer do! 🎶

Tari: 🎶 I'm half crazy... all for the love of you! 🎶

Clench: 🎶 It won't be a stylish marriage... I can't afford a Carriage! 🎶

Tari/Clench: 🎶 But, you'll look sweet upon the seat of a Bicycle built for Two! 🎶

Meanwhile...

A handsome Prince was chilling out in the Woods.

SMG4: If Isaac Newton invented Gravity, when an Apple fell on his Head... didn't Gravity already exist?

Tari: 🎶 Daisy... Daisy... give me your answer do! 🎶

SMG4: O_O

Tari's singing voice could be heard.

SMG4: W- What is that beautiful singing voice?!

Tari: 🎶 I'm half crazy... all for the love of you! 🎶

SMG4: Wow... I'm half crazy, all for the love of that voice!

SMG4 followed Tari's singing voice.

Later...

SMG4 found the Tower, that Tari is trapped in.

Tari: *sigh* I gotta get out of here!

SMG4: OMG, who is that?!

Tari heard SMG4.

Clench: OMG, IT'S A HUMAN!!!

Tari: Wow!

Clench: YO, WE NEED HELP!!!

Tari: Well, hello there.

SMG4: What are you doing up there?!

Tari: Long story... what brings you here?

SMG4: I heard your beautiful singing voice!

Clench: Oh, thank you!

Tari: NOT YOU!!!

Clench: ...

Tari: I have long Hair.

SMG4: Let down your Hair, Madam.

Clench: ARE YOU MAD?!?!?! SEND HELP!!!

Tari let down her Hair.

SMG4: Wow!

And, SMG4 climbed up.

After that...

SMG4: Wow, what beautiful Eyes you got!

Clench: That's a different story!

SMG4: What?

Clench: Oh, I thought you said; Big.

Tari: Hey there, handsome!

SMG4: You think I'm the handsome Prince Charming?

Tari: I think so.

SMG4: Hmm... Me thinks I am the handsome Prince Charming.

Clench: What?

SMG4: Hmm?

Clench: You said; Me thinks! Do you smoke Crack?

SMG4: I do feel high... High up in this Tower!

Clench: I already hate this Prick...

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Tari: OMG... I can't believe that we have an Outsider, in this Tower!

SMG4: What are you doing up here?

Tari: We've been stuck up here, for 3 Years... all thanks to this idiot Arm!

SMG4: That's awful.

Clench: I was promised; a Glory Hole!

SMG4: Did I hurt you whilst I was climbing up your Hair?

Tari: No, my Hair is so long... that I can't even feel pain.

Clench: If her Hair was a lot more Shorter... that would be agonisingly painful!

Tari: How is the Outside World?

Clench: How did England get on, in the World Cup?!

SMG4: That's next Year.

Clench: Is it? What Year is it?

SMG4: 2025.

Clench: I thought that was last Year.

SMG4: No, the Euros were last Year.

Clench: Was it?

Tari: YOU HAVE TO HELP US, GET OUT OF HERE!!!

SMG4: Well, I will make a promise... I will rescue you, at some point!

Clench: Eh?! Why not now?!

Tari: Do you see any Ropes on him?

Clench: Um...

SMG4: When I rescue you... we can happily ever after!

Tari: I hope so!

Tari let down her Hair... and SMG4 climbed down.

Clench: What a Tit.

Tari: OMG... I'm in love.

Clench: Next time... bring a Frying Pan, so we bash his Head with it.

Tari: Shut up!

THE NEXT DAY...

Tari: That Prince is gonna save us!

Clench: I bet you're gonna get Friend-zoned.

Tari: Don't be stupid.

Clench: Nintendo confirmed that Peach friend-zoned Mario... that 'Save Me Mario' song is officially canon.

Tari: You don't say.

Saiko: WHAT DID I JUST HEAR?!?!?!

Saiko appeared.

Clench: Oh, hey Mother Gothel.

Saiko: Did I just hear you say, that you met a Prince Charming?!

Tari: How did you get here?! You didn't pull my Hair!

Saiko: I magically poofed... because I spied on this Prince, that climbed up this very Tower!

Clench: You doing OBBO's, now?

Saiko: I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED!!!

Tari: Um... I can explain!

Saiko: THAT'S IT... I'M CUTTING YOUR HAIR, BY SLICING IT IN ONE!!!

Saiko cut Tari's Hair.

Tari: My Hair!!!

Clench: Did Man United win 5 in a Row?

Tari: Never gonna happen.

Saiko: I shall banish to somewhere that no one can find you!

Tari: You wouldn't!

Saiko: POOF!!!

*POOF*

Tari vanished.

Meanwhile...

Tari: OH JESUS!!!

Clench: Where are we?

Pio: ...

Tari: Um...

Pio turned around.

Pio: Shh! 

Clench: *whispers* Tari... I think there's Ghosts around here, that might be talking Vietnamese.

Tari: ...