Chapter 1b: The Little Red Riding Hood (Part 2)

Bob: Okie-dokie... I think this Dress suits me perfectly.

Emily: Grandma!

Emily appeared.

Bob: Jesus!

Emily: Hello, Grandma... I heard you are sick, so I got you some Presents!

Bob: Ooo... I love Presents!

*SNATCH*

Bob: Um... is that it?! Just an Apple, a Cupcake and a Pringles Can?! Am I EDP445, all of a sudden?!

Bob got out a Pack of Cigarettes.

Bob: THREE PACKS OF CIGARETTES?!?!?! No wonder why I have Cancer!

Emily realised...

Emily: My... what big Eyes you have, Grandma!

Bob: Well, that's rude... are you saying that I can see the Eiffel Tower, from here?!

Emily: What big Ears you have, Grandma!

Bob: Am I Dumbo, all of a sudden?!

Emily: What big Teeth you have, Grandma!

Bob: DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER, WITH THAT MOUTH?!?!?!

Emily: O_O

Bob: Do I look like a Grandma with Eyes, Ears & Teeth, the size of Jupiter?!

Emily: G- Grandma, you're scaring me!

Bob: Well, you should be scared... BECAUSE, I'M THE WOLF!!!

Emily: WHAT?!?!?!

Bob: *wheezes* HA-HA... I ATE HER ASS!!! 😂

Emily: ...

Bob: She dead!

Emily: Dead?!

Bob: YEAH!!!

Emily: ...

Bob: I'm also PAC-MAN!!!

Emily: G- Grandma...

...

Bob: Ask me what time it is!

Emily: Huh?

Bob: Ask me... what time it is!

Emily: Um... what's the time, Mr. Wolf?

Bob: DINNER TIME!!!

Emily: I'm hungry.

Bob: No, you're supposed to run away.

Emily: ...

Bob: You haven't played; What's the Time, Mr. Wolf... haven't you?

Emily: What?

Bob: Every Primary School kid played this game, at School!

Emily: Um...

Bob: *sigh* Look, I'll show you how to play!

Outside...

Pio: ...

Meggy: Pio?

Pio: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱😱

Meggy: You alright?

Pio: Don't startle me, like that... Woman!!!

Meggy: Pardon?

Pio: I'm hunting for Ghosts.

Meggy: Have you seen my Little Red Riding Hood?

Pio: In the House.

Meggy: Okay? She was supposed to come back Home, 20 Minutes ago... and I'm getting worried.

Pio: You sent her, on her own.

Meggy: She wanted to do it.

Emily: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱😱

Meggy: EMILY?!?!?!

Pio: G- G- G- G- G- G- GHOSTS!!!

Back inside...

Meggy: OMG!!!

Pio: Um... is that a Transvestite?!

Bob: I'm the Granny!

Meggy: Emily, get away from that thing!

Pio: What's going on here?

Bob: Um...

Meggy: Are you okay, Emily?!

Emily: H- He touched me!

Everyone: ...

Bob: What?!

Later...

PC Hammer: Alright, you're coming with us!

Bob: OUCH... Watch the burns, I got Third-Degree Burns from those Three Little Pigs!!!

Bob was pushed into the Police Car.

*POLICE SIREN*

And, the Car drove off.

Meggy: This same Scenario has been re-used, TWICE... First, Emily's Evil Teacher... and now, the Wolf.

Pio: Maybe, it was so funny... it had to happen, twice.

Meggy: Are you okay, Emily?

Emily: Yeah.

Meggy: What did I say about talking to Strangers?!

Pio: Never mind that... why did you send your own Daughter, to wander on her own in the Woods?!

Meggy: Um...

Pio: Mother of the Year... Ladies & Gentlemen.

*SMACK*

Pio: Ow!

Meggy: NOBODY CALLS ME; A BAD MOTHER!!!

Doris: PIO!!!

Pio: D- Did you hear that?!

A pair of Eyes appeared.

Pio: O_O

Doris: Pio, I got turned into a Ghost... that Wolf turned into a Yellow PAC-MAN!!!

Pio: *SCREAMS* AHH... A GHOST!!! 😱😱😱

Pio grabbed a Weapon.

Doris: AHH!!!

Pio chased after Doris.

Doris: TURN ME BACK TO NORMAL!!!

Pio: GET BACK HERE, VIETNAMESE GHOST!!!

...

Meggy: I don't think there are any Respawn Boxes for PAC-MAN Ghosts.

Emily: I'm hungry.

Meggy: Okay, it's Dinner Time!

Emily: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱😱

Emily ran away.

Meggy: Emily, why are you--

Meggy realised...

Meggy: *sigh* Bloody Mr. Wolf game...