Part Sixty-Five

Sophia’s POV

“Are we there yet?” I asked, for like the millionth time in ten minutes. It was fair to say, everyone was annoyed at me. Goal succeeded!

"Can you do something else please?" Zayn begged me.

"I can sing a song?" I suggested, smiling widely.

"Whatever," Zayn seemed relieved by my suggestion.

"Okay," I grinned.

"No! Please don't!" The girls shouted.

"Why?" Liam asked.

"She makes up some stupid rap almost every long car journey, and they make no sense and don't even sound good," Mel explained.

"I'll have you know, my raps are very good!" I argued. I coughed dramatically and broke into my on-the-spot made up rap. "We're goin' somewhere, but Mel's losing all her hair, cos Beth is giving her that stare, and Molly is wrestling a bear, not to mention Lauren's chill in the air, whereas I am on a chair.

Louis is driving, but Niall won't go diving, Liam's on his phone, and Harry's eating a bone, Zayn enjoys mowing, and they all know where we're going.

I am rapping, whilst the others are tapping, along to my beat, cos they won't cheat," I couldn't think of how to end the rap, "... In our game of chess!"

“That was..." Zayn looked in shock, as were the other boys.

"Amazing, magnificent, gangster? I know, I bet you're all in shock at how brilliant that was. Seriously, I can give you more," I smiled and opened my mouth to carry on.

"No!" They all shouted.

"W-What?" I frowned.

"Well..." Liam started, "We wouldn't want you to ruin the amazing rap you already did, by adding more to it, would we?"

"Oh, okay," I smiled, and looked out the window.

"What's a... Foo?" I asked, as we whizzed past a road sign saying 'Foo' and then an arrow to the left.

"Are you sure it didn't say 'Zoo'?" Molly asked me, raising her eyebrows.

"It said 'Foo'" I argued.

"'Zoo'"

"'Foo'"

"'Zoo'"

"FOO!" Louis bellowed and we all jumped in surprise.

"What?" Us girls frowned.

"We are here!" Harry whooped.

"Where is here?" Molly asked, pressing her face to the glass as she tried to see as much as she could. I could see condensation forming on the glass under her nose as she breathed.

"The Foo," The boys all answered at once.

"Da fuq?" Lauren said loudly.

"It's a farm and a zoo combined! A Foo!" Niall grinned excitedly.

"A Foo..." We all said in sudden realisation.

"A Foo," The boys nodded.

"A Foo," We repeated.

"A Foo," They said.

"A F-" Us girls got cut off by Liam.

"Okay! We get it! It's a Foo!" He huffed.

"Leggo!" Niall shouted as Louis turned off the ignition.

"For Narnia!" I shouted and followed my boyfriend out the car.

"Don't run! This is a car park! Watch out for the cars!" Liam shouted after us.

"Who got his wand in a knot?" I laughed, using a Harry Potter term.

"Molly," Niall said and we both burst out laughing. Kinky. "Can we go in now?" Niall asked as the others made their way over to us.

"I'll go pay," Liam said and walked up to the guy in the little pay box thing. We waited, all of us chatting excitedly about what could be in a Foo.

"Llamas?"

"Pigs?"

"Giraffes?"

"Elephants?"

"Monkeys?"

"Ducks?"

"Dogs?"

"Birds?"

"Horses?"

"Cows?"

"Alpacas?"

"Sheep?"

Liam came back after a couple of minutes. "We can go in now," He smiled and we all squealed in delight- yes, all of us, including the boys.

"Wait!" I shouted as the others walked through the gates and into the Foo; other than Beth who was behind me.

"What?" Niall asked, turning back to face me, as did the others.

"This is my first time walking into a Foo," I said and they all stared at me.

"So?" Lauren asked.

"I need to make it memorable," I said as if it were obvious.

"Okay..." Mel stared at me questioningly. I frowned, putting on my thinking face and stroking my imaginary beard. How to make it as memorable as possible?

Then it hit me. I grinned and then started sing-humming the Mission Impossible theme tune music. I did a rolley polley through the gate and then jumped up and did a little flip, landing gracefully on my feet.

Okay, so that's only what happened in my head. In reality...

I grinned and then started sing-humming the Mission Impossible theme tune music. I tried to do a rolley polley and crashed head first into a wall in the tunnel gateway thing; I jumped up and tried to do a flip, but ended up doing this half cartwheel thing and landing on my bum; whilst the others laughed at me. I jumped up off the ground and dusted myself off.

"Well, that was certainly... memorable," Molly laughed.

"It was certainly amazing," I nodded in agreement.

"I take my first step into the Foo," Beth walked in behind me, speaking in a Chinese accent, "A Foo!" She made a big hand gesture and we all cracked up laughing.

"Leggo!" Lauren shouted; once we'd all calmed down. Mel, Beth, Lauren,  Molly and Louis all ran off in different directions. Leaving Niall, Zayn, Harry, Liam and me standing in the entrance.

"This is not going to end well," Liam sighed.

"Ah well, let's enjoy it whilst we can," Zayn shrugged.

"Yeah, let's just ride the roller coaster that is life, right Zayn?" Harry nudged his friend in the ribs and we all laughed again as Zayn glared at Harry.

"We are never going to let this go Zayn, you brought this on yourself," I laughed.

"Whatever," He huffed.

"So, where are we going first?" Niall asked.

"This way!" I shouted, making the others jump.

"To the... pigs?" Harry asked.

"Yes, is there a problem with that?" I asked, giving him a 'just-go-with-it-else-I-will-make-your-life-a-living-hell' look.

"No, no problem," Harry muttered.

"Let's go then," I smiled and took Niall's hand as we walked down to the pigs, well they walked, I skipped.

"You're really excited about pigs?" Zayn looked at me in disbelief.

"No, I'm excited about seeing Lauren with the pigs," I replied.

"How do you know Lauren's with the pigs?" Harry asked me.

"Because she will want to be with her own kind," I shrugged.

"Ah," They boys nodded.

"Sh," I whispered as we neared the pig barn. They all nodded ad we peered inside the doorway to the pig barn.

"I know how you feel Wellard, Squealer does look a bit grumpy," Lauren said stroking a pigs head as she sat on the floor on one side of the fence, a small plump pig on the other side of the fence, snorting at her.cShe suddenly burst out laughing, snorting every so often. We all silently laughed at her. The weirdest thing was the pigs then snorted back to her!

"I know Wellard, I know," She laughed lightly.

"Wellard?" Harry laughed silently.

"Sh," We all whispered.

"Don't worry I'm sure Squealer does secretly like you; just give her some space and I'm sure you'll be making piglets in no time," Lauren patted the pigs head.

"Is she giving dating advice to a pig?" Niall laughed loudly, and we couldn't hold it in any longer, we all just burst out laughing. We were doubled over laughing so hard, that our sides hurt.

"Lauren's connecting with her own kind!" I shouted running into the barn.

Lauren's head snapped up and she blushed a deep shade of red. "How long have you been listening?" She gasped, standing up.

"Long enough," Zayn laughed.

"You're filming as well?" She screeched; making the pigs squeal in fear.

"Uh-huh," Liam smirked; and I just noticed him holding his phone up, pointing it at Lauren.

"I'm sorry Wellard," Lauren cooed to the squealing pig.

"Wellard?" We all spluttered.

"What's his first name 'Penis'?" Harry laughed.

"No, it's just Wellard, and he doesn't like being bullied about his name," Lauren huffed, folding her arms.

"Well, let's leave you and Wellard to it," Niall laughed and we exited the barn.

"Where to now?" Liam asked us, putting away his phone.

"Can we go to the monkeys?" Zayn asked.

"Sure, they are..." Liam pulled out the map and then looked around us before continuing, "This way." We all walked in the direction he pointed in and soon found ourselves in the monkey enclosure.

"Wow, look at the cute monkey," I cooed, smiling at the monkey sitting near the window, eating a slice of apple. The monkey looked up at me and blinked.

"He can see me," I grinned and waved at the monkey. The monkey moved closer to the window, closer to me, the apple still in his hand. "He's coming to say hello, aren't you little monkey," I grinned.

"How do you know 'he's' a 'he'?" Niall asked me, and I noticed Liam was filming again.

"Because she can see his ding-a-ling," Harry shrugged.

"Did you seriously just call the monkey's manly parts a 'ding-a-ling'?" Niall laughed.

"Yes, yes I did," Harry said.

"Oh look, I think he-" I stopped talking when the monkey raised his little monkey arm, with the apple slice in and catapulted the apple slice at me, well the glass, but still me.

"You're a mean monkey," I frowned, scolding him.

"You're making him angry," Zayn laughed as the monkey picked up the apple slice and bashed it against the glass.

"Now you stop that at once Mister Monkey," Niall reprimanded the monkey. The monkey stopped hitting the apple slice on the window and stared at Niall in awe.

"Now, put the apple on the floor," Niall said calmly. The monkey stared at Niall for another moment, just blinking. Then he slowly placed the apple slice on the floor, turning back to face Niall after he'd done so.

"Good boy," Niall smiled and placed his hand against the glass cage. The monkey approached Niall cautiously and then reached out his hand and placed it against Niall's on the other side of the glass.

"Niall I didn't know you could talk to monkeys..." I gasped.

"Niall Horan, the monkey whisperer," Harry announced to Liam's camera whilst Liam, Zayn and I sang quietly in the background.

"It's the circle, the circle of life," We sang softly.

"Har har, very funny guys," Niall said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. He removed his hand from the glass, and the monkey copied, but stayed in the same place.

"Where to next, monkey boy?" I asked.

"Sophia," He whined.

"That's mine name, don't wear it out," I winked.

"Lions," Zayn suggested.

"Tigers and bears," I continued the Wizard of Oz chant.

"Oh my!" The boys shouted, joining in with me.

"Lions and tigers and bears, oh my," I grinned and took Niall's hand and pulling him in the direction of the Lion enclosure.

"Follow the leader, leader, leader, follow the leader!" I chanted, changing the song, "Follow the leader, leader, leader, follow the leader!"

"Do you ever get bored?" Liam asked.

"Do you ever get bored of doing concerts?" I contradicted.

"No," He shook his head.

"Then there's your answer," I smiled.

"How is that my answer? You don't do concerts," He frowned.

"I am giving you all a private Sophia concert now," I grinned.

"Kinky," Harry winked.

"Is your head ever not in the gutter?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Nope," He popped his 'p'.

"Well, that answers that," I nodded.

"I am woman hear me rawr!" I shouted as I saw the lions in the glass cage ahead of us. I let go of Niall's hand and ran down the small hill, waving my arms about madly, whilst making lion noises.

"Sophia wait!" Liam shouted and the boys ran after me. I began dancing around by the side of the glass wall, separating the lions and me.

"Oh I just can't wait to be King! Nobody to say do this! Nobody to say do that!" I sang loudly as I pranced around.

"Sophia, you are so mad," Harry laughed.

"You've only just realised?" Zayn said bluntly.

"I'm slow okay?" Harry huffed.

"Can we go to the elephants now? Lions are boring," I jutted out my bottom lip, batting my eyelashes.

"Of course," Niall smiled after the boys shared a glance with each other.

"What can go wrong?" I heard Zayn mutter.

Oh, they have no idea.

"Elephants!" I hollered and then I ran up the path, pretending to be a Red Indian.