Chapter 2: The Bodies

Everyone: O_O

Mario: Um... how do we look?

Bob: M- Mario... you're hot!!!

Mario: You can say that again!

SMG4: Am I tripping?!

Meggy: I wish you were!

...

Luigi: As you can all see... E. Gadd made a Gender Swap machine and he's tested it on Mario and Meggy.

Mario: Also, it'll wear off at 3:00am overnight.

Tari: So, everything will be back to normal... the next morning?

Mario: Sounds like it.

Saiko: This is so weird seeing you two as the opposite genders.

Meggy: Well... we're gonna have to put up with it until tomorrow...

SMG4: For the mean time... let's just go back to our normal lives and continue with the Coronation party.

Tari: We might as well...

Outside...

Luigi: OK, you two... I know that you two are feeling rough around the edges... but, look on the bright side! You're still gonna act normal.

Mario: To be fair... I'm starting to get used to this female body! I'm been staring at myself in the bathroom mirror with no clothes for a good 15 minutes!

Meggy: Have you tried to pee?

Mario: I tried to pee, standing up... and, it didn't work well...

Luigi: Um... okay?

Meggy: I haven't even tried to pee standing up... I just sat down when I was on the bog.

Mario: Well, if we ever go to a public Toilet... and, the stalls are locked... you're gonna have to use the Urinal, I'm afraid...

Meggy: I know... I never pee'd whilst stood up, in my entire life...

Mario: Have you tried peeing in a bush, when you're on a night out?

Meggy: Not really...

Mario: Have you ever watched; The Full Monty?

Meggy: Yeah?

Mario: There was a scene where we saw a woman peeing in a Urinal at a Men's Toilet.

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Luigi: Have you two lost your Trains of Thought?

Mario: Eh?

Luigi: You two have just swapped genders... and now, you're talking about Toilets and Pee!

Mario: And, Poop?

Luigi: *sigh* Come on, who wants a piece of Coronation Cake?

Mario: ME!!!

Luigi: Whoa, wait for me!

Mario and Luigi rushed to the Cake.

Meggy: Hmm... I might get used to this male body.

Peach came out.

Peach: WHO PEE'D ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT?!?!?!

Meggy: Wait... Mario didn't even wipe?

Then...

Peach: Oh, hello there.

Meggy: Hey, Princess...

Peach: Enjoying the party?

Meggy: Yes, it's really nice.

Peach: I do apologise for me raising my voice... I'm just annoyed about someone else.

Meggy: Are you being a simp or something?

Peach: No! It's just that you look like a fine gentleman... and, I'm glad you're enjoying the Coronation.

Meggy: Are you feeling alright?

Peach: What's your name?

Meggy: I'm Meggy, who has turned into a male.

Peach: *wheezes* Meggy is a Girl's name!

Meggy: It's me!

Peach: What is your name, exactly?

Meggy: Look, here's my ID to prove that I'm actually Meggy! 👇

Peach: Greggy Splitzer.

Meggy: What the hell? What happened to my ID?!

Peach: OMG!!! And, you're from Salford?!

Meggy: Huh?!

Peach: Up the Red Devils, am I right?!

Meggy: Hell no!!!

Peach: Well, it was nice to speak to you... Greggy!

Peach went away.

Meggy: As if I really look like a Wimpy Kid, who is from Manchester!!!

Over to Mario...

https://youtu.be/ZxVw7bvMd3s

Mario: 🎶 Feel good! Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good... Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good! Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good... Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good! 🎶

*POLICE SIREN*

Mario: *sigh* Freaking hell...

Later...

Auri: Hello there.

Mario: Oh... hey, Auri! I thought I was in trouble for a second!

Auri: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Mario: Is it because I was speeding?

Auri: No, it's because that you were going too sexy in a 20 mph zone.

Mario: What?

Auri: Can I see your driver's license?

Mario: Auri... it's-a-me, Mario!

Mario passed his license to Auri.

Auri: Maria Splitzer, eh?

Mario: I'm sorry?! Maria?!

Auri: Ooo, and you're Italian! Mama-Mia, Pizzeria!

Mario: Are you feeling alright?

Auri: How you would like to make me a Italian-styled Pizza, with extra Pepperoni?

Mario: What the hell is wrong with you, you weirdo?!

Auri: *wheezes* I'm just messing with you! 

Mario: Gimme back my ID!

Auri gave Mario his license back.

Auri: I bet you like all of your Pizzas with extra Sausages... Giggity.

Mario: You are such a weird copper!

Mario drove off.

Auri: What a nice, young lady.

After that...

Mario: And then, Auri was like; "I bet you like all of your Pizzas with extra Sausages... Giggity."

Meggy: Ever since, we've swapped genders... our ID's have mysteriously been changed!

Mario: My name is Maria, for some reason...

Meggy: And, my name is Greggy...

Mario: Sounds like you're the Wimpy Kid, because of your name... but, you're not actually called; Greg...

Meggy: Do I look like a Wimpy Kid?

Mario: No... and BTW... the movies suck ass! The books are 100% better than the crap movies...

[True...] 👆

Meggy: At least, we're still gonna live our normal lives...

Mario: I'm going to bed... so, that my sexy old Male body comes back... very quickly...

Meggy: It's only 6:00pm...

Mario: What are we gonna do, to pass the time?

Meggy: I don't know...

...

Mario: Do you think I'm sexy?

Meggy: Even if you swapped genders... you still sexy to me.

Mario: You like my bum?

Meggy: Yeah, it's hot!

Then...

Meggy: Oh god! What's happening?

Mario: What's wrong?

Meggy: M- My thing... is going hard!

Mario: Christ! Is it, really?

Meggy: I've never felt this feeling, before!!!

Mario: That means, you're getting excited!

Meggy: Is that normal?

Mario: Of course, it is! My weiner was always like this, every night!

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Meggy: Does that mean... I get to do stuff to you, that you did to me?

Mario: Um... what?!

Meggy: You know when we've always had intercourse? I'm guessing we... swap positions?

Mario: Um... I don't know about that...

Meggy: *sigh* I get it... No means no.

Mario: You kinda remind me of your e--

Meggy: What?

Mario: E- E- Eggs... You kinda remind me of your eggs...

Meggy: My eggs?

Mario: The word begins with an E and ends with an X...

Meggy: Um... I don't get it.

Mario: Um... me neither?

...

Meggy: You wanna go out, tonight?

Mario: Hell yeah!!!