Hey Doll Face

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Hey guys! Omg it's almost haloween and I don't have a costume. Well, here's another battle scene, I'm gonna go eat some strawberries.

I don't own naruto *crying in the corner*

Peace

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Kaji's POV

We were, again, standing on the battlefield. The dirt still slightly moist from my battle with Kisame, I stood on the opposite end of the field from Sasori.

Now this battle would be tough. Very tough.

We couldn't kill each other, and I know that Sasori's only weakness was his heart. I could single in on his heart and stop it, because every other part of him is wood, so it would be a lot easier to do so. Of course I can't use fatal force. But still, stopping a heart is extremely difficult, I passed out from doing it on a rabbit.

A rabbit.

I look over to Tobi, and nod my head at him signaling I am ready for the battle. Sasori does the same thing, and Tobi holds up two flags. He raises the red on in the air, and they swings his other hand up, making the green flag prominent in the air.

"Go!" He yelled happily as the green flag was in the air.

I flipped back a couple feet, just to be safe, and got in a defensive position. I had to wait for Sasori to make his move. I can't stop his limbs so no matter what I do he won't be able to feel pain. Or stop attacking me.

The only way I'd be able to win the fight would be to disable him, cut off all of his limbs. And that's exactly what I would do.

"Are you not going to attack?" Sasori asks me.

I don't reply, just stare at him, daring him to attack.

He receives the message, and opens up his wooden mouth.

"Eight waves of needles..." I mumble to my self, dodging all of the senbon. I examine the senbon as fast as I can while they whizz past me, and notice a slick yellow goo on many of them.

'No fatal force, so it must be a paralysis poison.' I say in my head.

I keep dodging until he closes his mouth, stopping the senbon barrage.

"My turn." I say, giving him a devilish. I can see that piqued his interest, so he gets in a defensive position waiting for my attack.

I form the hand signs necessary, and transform.

Into a naked girl, of course.

I make a kissy face at Sasori, hoping for a reaction. I can hear Hidan pass out on the floor, and I ignore it and shake my hips at Sasori.

Of course, he doesn't react in any way. I see him mutter something, before shooting blue strings out of his cloak.

Chakra threads. I poof back to my normal self and try and dodge it, but to no avail. His chakra threads wrap around my body, trapping me.

I slip and fall down, wriggling on the ground like a seal. Sasori walks up to me, towering over my body.

"You know Kaji-" He starts, but I make his voice fade out as I talk to Minoru.

'Hey man, can you inject some really hateful chakra into these threads?' I ask him.

'Why?' He questions, curios.

'Because if I can inject a chakra so repulsive, so full of hate, he might let me go. And if that doesn't work, then I have to hope that I can burn them off.' I explain to him. I feel an evil aura surround me, and I channel that evil chakra into his chakra threads.

He stops talking, and scrunches up his face in disgust. His eyes widen, and he lets out a few grunts. I keep transporting the black chakra into his threads, until he falls down to the ground screaming.

Like the stubborn jackass he is, he doesn't make the smart choice and release me. My eye starts to twitch, and I focus my regular chakra to the surface of my skin. I heat it up, making it burn my skin slightly. I focus it into the threads and make it travel into the weakest point of them. Minoru keeps delivering an even amount of the black chakra to the strings, helping me destroy them and keep Sasori on the ground.

The thread finally breaks, after one minute of me continually delivering my heated chakra along with the black chakra.

I take this opportunity to try and get one of his limbs off. I rapidly grab a kunai and a few senbon out of my pouch and aim for my target. I chuck the kunai at one of his arms with extreme force, making it disconnect the arm off of his body. I heat up the senbon I have, to the point where I have melted metal on my hand, and throw it at the point where his disconnected arm was once attached to his body. The soft senbon splat onto his arm, and the air cools the melted substance.

This way he can't attach the disconnected arm back on his body without unsuccessfully getting the melted metal off it the end.

One limb down, three to go.

He catches his breath and stands up. He looks at his fallen arm and slightly scowls. He turns his head back to me and mumbles another jutsu.

I feel the ground rumble beneath me and I look up to see huge blocks of condensed iron.

Shit, he is using iron sand gathering assault.

The huge blocks of iron separate slightly and form into a huge hammer.

"Oh fuck." I say, watching at the hammer slams down. As soon as the huge hammer makes contact with the ground, dirt flies everywhere. The wind blows me back, and dirt goes into my eyes. It's almost like the earth was made into a wave, if I could describe how it looked.

Now would be a grand time to have earth release. Of course I don't have it.

The wet dirt sticks to me like mud. It weighs me down so much, like I was wearing 200lb weights. It was that heavy. I have to find a way to get all of this mud off of me before it started to dry.

I look up to see all of the iron receding back into the ground and Sasori making the same motion with his hands.

'Hey can your chakra get all of this mud off of me?' I ask Minoru

'Well it wouldn't hurt to try.' He tells me.

I feel some of his blue chakra seep out of me, making the mud sizzle and disintegrate.

I wipe my sweaty forehead and gather chakra into my mouth.

"Great fireball." I mutter to myself, quiet enough so Sasori won't hear.

I put my hand in front of my mouth and shoot the fire out like a flamethrower, covering the field with my powerful flames. After circling around and covering the entire field with my flames, I take my hand and put it back at my side. This results in a huge fireball directed towards Sasori's heartbeat.

I stand in a defensive position waiting for Sasori to attack. The only problem with me coating the field in flames is that it's a lot harder to see. But thankfully I can hear his heartbeat.

I watch as the flames die down, and I see Sasori's slightly charred body. But again, I see iron sand rise into the air.

I see it branch off into a giant sphere is branching spike.

"Oh shit." I say out loud, recognizing his technique.

"You're a formidable opponent Kaji. However, I want to finish this battle. Iron sand world." He tells me.

I'll tell you about this jutsu. He draws the iron sand from the earth and divides them into their respective magnetic field: positive or negative. Once that is done, he smashes them together. Because of their opposite magnetic field, it instantly increases the repellant force. That being said, the iron sand spreads across the sky above the field. Then, the iron sand branches off irregularly, almost like tree branches, and it's almost impossible to dodge the spikes. And even if I did dodge every single spike, it would surround me, trapping me. That would give Sasori an advantage because he'd be able to attack me while I was trapped.

So, basically, I'm screwed.

The branches come down rapidly on me and I dodge like a maniac, left and right, up and down. However, just when I think I'm home free, one of the branches launch itself at my thigh. I was distracted dodging the remaining branches, so I didn't escape it. The branch stuck itself through and through my thigh, and I grunted in severe pain.

It pinned me to the ground, and I could feel my adrenaline wear off. That's when the severe pain started.

I was grunting in pain like crazy, and if someone had their eyes closed I'm sure they'd take it the wrong way.

Sasori releases me from the jutsu, and I look down at my thigh and see a hole through it.

"Great." I say, sweating.

Zetsu comes down to the battle field and bites off a piece of his white side's arm. He sticks the goo in my wound, and I furrow my eyebrows.

"Ummm... Not to burst your bubble, but I'm pretty sure this won't help." I tell him.

"Wrong. This is like artificial muscle, you'll get used to it." Zetsu's black half tells me.

"The winner is Sasori!" Tobi yells happily.

"Good battle Sasori." I tell him truthfully.

"Right back at you." He says, almost smiling.

"Now can one of you pricks help me up?" I ask everyone, making the members of the Akatsuki sweat drop at me.

Tobi is the first one to come and help me, launching me over his shoulder. Of course, he didn't do this gently, so my thigh bounced off against his shoulder.

"Son of a.." I mutter to myself.

He runs off with me back to the base and takes me to mine and Itachi's room. He plops me down on the bed softly and goes to the bathroom.

Soon after he returns with bandages and ointment.

"So, why couldn't you beat him?" He ass me, his voice back to the deep voice he used when I first met him.

"Because he's a fucking- Ow! Because he's a doll." I tell him as he spreads the ointment on my injury. This is one of those ointments that stings, a lot.

"So? Couldn't you just stop his heart?" He asks me, as if it was that easy.

"Look bud, stopping a rabbit's heart made me pass out. You really think that I'd be able stop his heart? Plus Pein asked me not to kill anyone, said he needed everyone for missions and shit like that." I say to him, hissing as he continues to firmly rub the ointment on the white flesh that Zetsu implanted into my wound.

He finally stops rubbing in the ointment and bandages the fresh wound.

"By tomorrow, the artificial flesh should be connected with your muscles. Remember to replace the bandages every two hours, along with a new layer of ointment. Ok?" He explains to me, tying the ends of the bandage together.

"Yup." I tell him tiredly.

He turns to leave, but I quickly ask him something.

"Hey, Tobi? Why do you only talk to me with your deep voice?"

He is silent for a while, before he talks.

"Because you remind me... of someone special." He says vaguely.

"Who?" I ask, genuinely curious.

But he doesn't answer and walks out of my room.

I sigh slightly, closing my eyes and resting my head on Itachi's pillow. It smells just like him, cinnamon. Not to sound creepy or anything, but Itachi always smells really good.

A song get's stuck in my head, and I start to sing quietly.

(A/N This song is called 'Brother My Brother' and it's by Blessed Union of Souls, and it's from the first Pokémon movie!)

Brother my brother

Tell me what are we fighting for

We've got to end this war

We should love one another

Oh, can't we just pretend

This war never began

We can try

Brother my brother

We face each other from different sides

The anger burns, can't remember why

It's kind of crazy to cause such pain

Our foolish pride makes us hate this way

We watch our world fall apart

Tell me what good is winning

When you lose your heart

Brother my brother

Tell me what are we fighting for

Isn't life worth so much more?

We should love one another

Oh can't we just pretend

This war never began

Tell me why

Brother my brother

Yes

We can try

Brother my brother

Yes

Let's take a moment and look deep inside

And say we're willing to give love a try

We're not as different as we seem to be

There's so much more to me than what you see

You don't have to be this way

Think about the consequences

Turn around and walk away

Brother my brother

Tell me what are we fighting for

Isn't life worth so much more?

We should love one another

Oh can't we just pretend

This war never began

Tell me why

Brother my brother

Brother my brother

Tell me what are we fighting for

Isn't life worth so much more?

We should love one another

Oh can't we just pretend

This war never began

Tell me why

Brother my brother

I finish my song, and the words lull me to sleep as I feel someone hugging me.

"I miss you Rin." I hear the person say.