Fighting the Fish Flake

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Hey hey hey! Well, I hope the fight scenes are ok for you, gives you a thrill and such, cause I ahve no idea if I can do good battle scenes hehe *sweatdrop*. Well enjoy! (It's kind of short but most of the battle scenes will be about this long <3)

I dont own Naruto but if I was a billionaire I'd buy it

Peace

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Kisame's POV (omg)

Right now, I was on a battle field. I'm on the opposite side of the field from Kaji, and I have to admit, I'm pretty excited. I'm definitely a bit scared, I mean who wouldn't be if you were fighting such a powerful person? Who knows man, she could awaken her powers in the middle of my battle.

And I can't kill her, because Pein wanted her alive so she could join the Akatsuki one day.

*Flashback*

We all went back to the kitchen after Kaji told us about her powers, and Kaji went to bed. It sucks that such a young kid had to go through that. I mean, I was much older when my life started to suck.

"Guys, I have something to discuss with all of you." Pein calls from the kitchen.

All of us make our way to the kitchen, stomping loudly so Konan and Pein would know we were coming in. We all sat around the corner, which still has Hidan's blood on it when he was getting slammed into all those corners. Oh did I laugh when she told me that story.

"Ok, tomorrow Kisame you are fighting her, correct?" He asks.

I nod my head, "Yeah, tomorrow is my day to fight her."

"Ok, well this goes for all of you. Do not kill her, or harm her in any way that would result in permanent damage, ok? I need her to join the Akatsuki, she would be a good addition. As strong as Itachi, perhaps even as strong as me." Pein explains. Hey that kind of rhymed.

"Tobi-chan wants Kaji-chan to be in our group!" Tobi yells. No one knows why he talks in third person, we just ignore him.

"Ok, you're all dismissed."

"You ready, fish flake?" Kaji yells from across the field.

"Yup!" I scream back at her.

"Remember, make this as difficult as possible for me. Think you can do that?" She asks.

"Hell yeah!"

"Ok, get ready... Go!" Tobi yells, throwing glitter into the air.

Ok, I can't let her get close to me. Remember that. If she does, I'm screwed. Thank kami that I know a lot of long range jutsu.

"Hit me with your best shot fish flake!" Kaji says, getting me pumped for the fight.

"You asked for it!" I yell playfully. I make some hand signs and gather chakra in my hands. I use my water release to make a huge shark out of water, and I thrust both of my hands forwards, sending it flying directly to Kaji.

"Great Shark Bullet!" I yell out.

She stands therefore a second, analyzing the attack. At the last second, she disappears.

"Shit, shit, where the hell could she have gone?" I mumble to myself.

I guide the shark bullet back to me and slam it onto the ground around me, giving me the field advantage.

I do a bunch of hand signs; ram, a clone seal, dog, rat, ram, another clone seal, dog, rat, and then ram. I slam my hands onto the wet ground around me, sending a bunch of it flying into the air.

"Water release! Rain Water Shark Wave!" I yell out. This jutsu should hit her, it will hit everywhere on the field. All of the water in the air forms into thousands droplet sized sharks.

"Shit!" I hear Kaji hiss, and I dart my head to her direction.

She was in the far left corner, gathering a huge amount of chakra. The development of the chakra stops as soon as my mini sharks start to hit her. She back flips back into the light of the arena and dodges non stop. Only about 20 of my sharks actually hit her, and I must admit she is a skillful opponent so far.

"What's wrong Kaji? Did Riko not teach you anything?" I say, trying to get her riled up. I hear an animalistic growl come out of her throat, before she calms down.

"Or did he sit on his ass, like the lazy fucker he was?"

Kaji's back was turned when I said that, and like a robot, her head turned to me. Her red eyes connected with mine, and I saw a design on them. Her pupil was longer, and there were two black lines next to the longer pupil.

This must be the design.

Now I have to be extra careful, her chakra is swirling in her like the calm before the storm.

"Weakling! Can't you even do one jutsu?" I mock her.

I hear another growl come from her throat.

"You asked for it, fucker." She says, her voice abnormally low.

I feel a huge amount of chakra, about the amount I used for the two jutsu I just used together, form inside of her. She makes rapid hand signs, and spits fire out of her mouth. Huge fireballs, the size of Itachi, all shaped like a... shark? Is she fucking mocking me?

With insane speed, she guides the sharks to me and makes them spin in a circle around me.

Although I'm a water user, I won't be able to block this hit. The sharks spin, faster and faster with each second, until they all morph together to form a rapidly spinning tornado. A fire tornado, which I am in the middle of. I form some water in my mouth and try to take the fire out, but each time my water hit her fire, all it would do is make steam. I kept doing that, until I could barely see the tornado in front of me.

Shit, this was her plan all along, wasn't it? She can't use the hidden mist jutsu yet, so she trapped me and made me do all the work for her!

I'm standing in a defensive position, waiting for her to attack. This suspense is so tense, I could cut the tension with a butter knife.

I feel a knick on my ankle, and look down to see a senbon needle. As I'm about to pull the senbon needle out, I feel another one lodge itself in my arm. Not in any muscles that would stop my arm from moving, but in a place that hurts like hell.

"Holy shit." I cuss to myself, about to yank the senbon needle out. I feel more and more pricks throughout my body. I look and see 7 senbon needles in a perfect straight line from my belly button to my upper chest.

I jump around, from side to side, forwards and backwards, just to throw her aim off. Sadly, I underestimated her senbon throwing skills, and she still landed two more hits on me.

On my butt.

"HOLY SHIT!" I yell, feeling a burning sensation on my butt cheeks.

*Flashback*

"Our clan also specializes in fire jutsu, so I can heat kunai's up to, and past, the melting point." Kaji tells us.

Shit, I totally forgot that.

I sprint to the opposite end of the field, being as quiet as possible so Kaji won't hear me.

"Oh! I forgot to tell all of you!" Kaji yells, making me and the rest of the Akatsuki listen up. "I can sense your heartbeat, so I know who you are, where you are, and what you are."

Shit, she didn't tell us this sooner? Well I can't hide, so I better go on the offensive.

I gather all the water around me, and form it into a large shark. I use my chakra to make the shark fly a couple feet into the air.

"Water Shark Bullet!" I yell.

My huge water shark collects all of the water vapor from the steam still lingering in the air, making it clear again. I aim straight for Kaji, and she gets hit before she can dodge the shark, making her fly to the right and slam into the wall.

She coughs up blood, and I hear her mutter a few curse words. She jumps onto the ground, and I hit her again with my huge shark, my speed too much for her to handle. Every time I hit her, my shark collects some of her chakra, which makes me stronger.

She keeps getting hit from the shark, getting slammed into the walls, and coughing up more and more blood.

"Give up Kaji!" I yell.

"Never." She says, spitting blood out at the end of her sentence.

I jump out of my shark and take out all of my chakra, making the water stop floating and drop to the ground. It forms another huge puddle around me, and I see Kaji making hand signs. A lot slower than before, but still fast.

"I don't want to have to use this, but oh well. I'll get stronger in the end. Great Fire Annihilation!" She yells, making a wall of intense flames shoot at me. It's too high to jump over, and even if I used a water jutsu it wouldn't be able to extinguish this big of a fire.

"I'll try..." I mutter to myself, making hand signs extremely fast, forming a water prison jutsu. I dive in it, and harden the outside. The fire still hits me, but instead of me getting hit with fire, I get hit with steam. Which is just as bad if the amount is big enough. The rest of the fire wall diminishes once it reaches a couple hundred feet away from me.

I rub water on the burns that the steam caused, and yank out all the senbons that were still in me while I had the time.

I break them in half and throw them on the ground, and look over to see Kaji breathing heavily.

"It's over Kaji. Look at you, you can't fight anymore." I tell her.

Her breathing goes back to a normal pace way too fast after I say that, and all of the bruises disappear.

"W-What?" I say, astonished.

That design comes back in her eyes, and I feel my limbs go numb.

"You're the one who is done Kisame. I have to admit, I haven't fought like that in a while, but I still win." She tells me, smirking

"But how? I never allowed you to touch me!" I yell in protest.

"But you did Kisame, all of your jutsu sucked chakra from my body into yours." She explains.

My eyes widen as I realize my mistake.

"I purposefully let your giant shark hit me multiple times, and used probably the only genjutsu I had to make it appear like I was bruised. I let you hit me more times than normal, so that you would absorb more of my chakra. You did my job for me." She tells me, making my eyes widen even more in realization.

I feel the feeling of my limbs come back to me, and she grabs my hand and yanks me up so I was standing.

"Well, Kaji, congratulations. You won." Pein tells her.

She squeals and does a little happy dance, which everyone 'aww's at. This girl, she sure is different.

But a good different. Definitely a good different.